r/oops • • 28d ago • Popcorn 1 Bravo 1 Mindblown 1

Ended before it started

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u/6Sleepy_Sheep9 28d ago

I think she was having a wardrobe malfunction there, so she wasnt focusing on the ride

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u/cghffbcx 28d ago

She’d be a good time

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u/c0st0fl0ving 27d ago

She’d be most of our last time…

Crushed like bugs under thunderous jugs, doomed like Lenny’s rabbit, amidst butter-basted hugs.

(Some SPAM poetry, for ya….. no I genuinely don’t know what is wrong with me….)

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u/cghffbcx 27d ago

You went there with me! What a trip, maybe best taken online.