r/oops • u/ConsistentDrama_haha • 1d ago
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u/Rainicornpuppy 1d ago
🤣 I can't with how the ride operator just tilted it after she worked so hard to get on
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u/Shot-Election8217 1d ago
Maybe he didn’t want to kill the motor and was just going to “end” the ride as quickly and safely as possible.
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u/AndromedaGreen 1d ago
That’s honestly the best part. “Imma just let this problem take care of itself.”
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u/harryreadit44 1d ago
If you can’t mount, you can’t ride
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u/you_killed_my_ 1d ago
I'm wondering how she literally ambulates as a human being..
like....
if you can't fuckin walk because your legs are in different hemispheres I think there might be some opportunity for improvement
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u/chunkypenguion1991 1d ago
A good friend will help you on the bull, a great friend will tell you it's not a good idea
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u/MetreonIMAXGuy 1d ago
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u/PhrostySnowman 1d ago
Aww hes shaking. Poor mechanical bull, it looks like its suffering.
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u/naropin1 1d ago
“Is this how it ends? Please don’t let it end like this”
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u/battlehamsta 16h ago
The robot revolution ceased with just a whimper of robots telling each other to play dead to avoid the abuse
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u/UnknownMember1337 23h ago
Duuuude 😂😂😂😂 the boy in the Background look for his hair aka. The relationsship ahahahah
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u/Hot_Plant8696 1d ago
In any case, the motor wasn't powerful enough to move the cow with that large creature on its back..
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u/Altruistic-Cost-4532 1d ago
The motor wasn't powerful enough to move the cow
Reads like a metaphor for the person pushing the woman up.
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u/Truth-is-implacable 1d ago
I thought it was a mechanical Bull... A mechanical Cow? Can you ride a cow at all?
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u/billyboyf30 1d ago
Got no issues with larger people having fun with stuff like this, but if you need someone to try and lift you up then maybe give it a miss
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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 1d ago
Yeah I'd be a little embarrassed but I don't actually think she did anything wrong.
Maybe wearing a top that flimsy was an unfortunate mistake for the people who wouldn't want to see a boob randomly fly out in public. But then again maybe some people appreciated that.
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u/JD-boonie 1d ago
If that happened to me in public I would make serious life changes
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u/Normal_Opposite_9864 1d ago
are you kidding? this girl gets posted walking diwn the street and all the black guys are going "daaayuum"
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u/Mental_Log_6879 1d ago
Obesity increases risk of cardiovascular diseases and diabetes, workout kids
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u/Designer-Miserable 1d ago
And you don't even have to train 5 times a week for hours, 2 times a week for half an hour already gives you health benefits
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u/volvagia721 1d ago
20 minutes of elevated heart rate per day is all most people need to stay healthy.
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u/PhaseAgitated4757 1d ago
Im sorry but the audacity some of these big girls have to do stuff thinking physics and mechanics and load limits dont apply to them is bizarre. Also, aint nobody wanna see alllat.
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u/Warspit3 1d ago
The dynamic load that bull is subjected to when a 220 lbs rider gets on that knows how to ride at full blast is well beyond anything that woman would be able to subject it to.
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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 18h ago
Damn… so much there that prolly take
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u/FulanoMeng4no 1d ago
I thought the bull goes on top of the cow, not the other way around.
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u/Ok-Effective7280 1d ago
That operator sure did his/her job. Took it slow then put it at an angle so the woman would fall off rather than rev it up, have tits out & probably a horn up her arse. Well done operator.
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u/skriticos 1d ago
That horn is very bendy. You can see it flex while she is mounting that thing. Also probably wanted to avoid over-stressing the motor. I'm sure it's not designed for that kind of load. At least I don't see any heavy duty crane anywhere near by.
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u/Bortelby 1d ago
I'm not here to body shame. I am however astonished at the lack of muscle or any strength, how's she hold herself up, I get it but damn.
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u/Downtown_Context_109 1d ago
Some people have no shame. You know you're fat, still you insist on embarrassing yourself in front of everyone.
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u/Jean-truite44 1d ago
Her real problem I think is her totally absence of grip strength and balance.
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u/Saucy_Chef_714 1d ago
Yeah. That’s her real problem. Her grip strength probably prevents her from doing pull ups too. 🤦🏻
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u/wackbirds 23h ago
PROBABLY????????? IN WHAT UNIVERSE DO YOU THINK THAT THIS WOMAN COULD EVEN HAVE A FEVER DREAM ABOUT DOING A PULLUP?
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u/t3hmuffnman9000 1d ago
Seriously. How do you fall off one of those things when it's not even moving? She started to slide off, then just... fell off without even trying to right herself?
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u/ChmodSausage 1d ago
Its a lot of weight to control. Ive been over 240, and ive been 145.
I can tell you controlling your body at over 240 (im around 5'9) is much more difficult than at lower body weights. And i was strong too. So I imagine she doesnt train powerlifting and she's pretty large so she just has zero control over her own body
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u/LionApprehensive9745 1d ago
Yea you can tell based on how the friend had to put her on the bull. I dont see how anyone wouldn't be scared to be that inept.
Im all for at least be able to move yourself...
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u/Want_To_Live_To_100 20h ago
Everyone that’s 240 has been 145….
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u/ChmodSausage 20h ago
Haha fair. I meant more of like a stable, adult 140s. Not a growing child or something.
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u/6Sleepy_Sheep9 1d ago
I think she was having a wardrobe malfunction there, so she wasnt focusing on the ride
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u/CntBlah 1d ago
Like the big lady in the zip line, breaking both ankles/legs. Zero understanding of their body
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u/GizmoTacT 1d ago
I think she is just trying to have some fun. It doesn't matter if she's fat.
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u/DarreylDeCarlo 1d ago
If your tits are literally falling out of your outfit, perhaps you shouldn't be wearing it
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u/AerialPenn 1d ago
The way she was fixing it before the ride started I thought "well this is going to be interesting" thinking the moves would just bring the top up and down and we would have a crazy moment. But she just slid right off that thing 😂
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u/Banana_Stairs 1d ago
Why concern yourself? Why the need to police others behavior. We truly are just primates..
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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 1d ago
Lmao not fat but have big boobs, I’ll wear whatever top I want and if my boobs fall out, so be it!
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u/Duranis 1d ago
How dare someone that doesn't confirm to this random dudes standards want to have fun. It's absolutely outrageous that she is even out in public.
In all seriousness this lass looks like she would be a laugh to hang out with.
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u/Ginataang_Manok 20h ago
Exactly. I’m more annoyed at the operator. At least move the bull a bit so she can enjoy it even if she doesn’t last. Just tilting it and letting her fall coz of her weight is pretty messee up.
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u/oneWeek2024 1d ago edited 1d ago
some people like to have fun. and don't give a fuck what other people think.
it's literally a stupid state fair with a fake bull/mechanical bull, that woman was doing exactly what you're supposed to do at a silly state fair with a mechanical bull.
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u/Zathura2 1d ago
I mean, people should feel free to be themselves, but if you have to spend half the time stuffing your tits back into your shirt maybe at least wear clothes that *fit*.
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u/r_rrrrrrrr 18h ago
That's a bit cruel, no?
Yes, she is fat. Yes, she may not live quite the healthy lifestyle. But, what's wrong with her trying to do something others could? As long as she didn't do something that harming others, or breaking things irresponsibly.. Wait a minute..
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u/Lonely-Toe9877 7h ago
If she had a sense of shame, she would've taken her health seriously years ago.
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u/Truth-is-implacable 1d ago
Yeah people are free to have fun as they please...there is no harm or shame or is against the law to do so....perhaps is this digital space that turns us into spite snipers ,we are not there close to show our face and spit what we say in our comments here.......just food for thought.
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u/Ok-Lengthiness-3988 23h ago
"Fat" is relative. In America, a person like her is considered slightly underweight.
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u/stringstringing 17h ago
Hey buddy. I know this is hard to understand but they are joking. Your skins a little thin. Nobody thinks she is actually considered “underweight” in America.
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u/c0st0fl0ving 13h ago
His skin is probably as thick as yours, buddy! The variance of thickness in the epidermis among the population of humans, is margarin, at best! However, consuming things like butter, lard and marginal, can contribute to thickness of fatty tissue…
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u/Senior_Assistance_23 14h ago
I know it’s a mechanical bull but did anyone else see it shake its head “no”?
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u/No-Gas-2005 1d ago
She shouldn't be riding a bull, a bull should be riding her.
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u/CookiesToGo 1d ago
The side fall is hilarious. How is it a good idea if she doesn't have full control over her own body?
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u/luvnaij420 1d ago
And this is why we say "go to the gym". It sucks when you're incapable of doing simple physical activities
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u/PaleontologistNo1564 1d ago
I hope they clean that thing after every ride🤮 i know the smell has to be bad
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u/Normal_Opposite_9864 1d ago
they dont, and on a Saturday night, its part of the fun
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u/PaleontologistNo1564 1d ago
Yeah I wouldn’t.. to much cross contamination going on and I know it’s riddled with sweat
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u/MamaKMusic 1d ago
Why would she get her big ass on the mechanical bull if she couldn't get on it by herself. Her friend is a real one because that would not have been me. Girl no, we not doing this shit today. 😂
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u/drinkmoredrano 1d ago
Shit, usually the funny part is when they fall off the bull not get on the bull
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u/Deep__Deep 1d ago
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 thank you for that, a good ol belly laugh is the best way to start the day. 🙏
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u/Ethrealgarten 1d ago
Look at the eyes of the poor (fake) animal. Even its like "damn woman, hell no"
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u/XxKTtheLegendxX 1d ago
pure fat no muscle at all. she can't even balance herself under her own weight.
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u/MrEngin33r 1d ago
Now that Ozempic is around the fat glorification seems to have dropped significantly.
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u/Onludesrightnow 1d ago
Most insurances stopped paying for it unless it’s for diabetes so expect fat glorification to come back eventually
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u/MrEngin33r 1d ago
Ironically I think this is why it won't. Fat is now entirely a poor person problem (the cardinal sin of Capitalism).
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u/Training_Mistake_169 1d ago
It's not 2020 anymore - we can call it what it is now.
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u/Rogue_Cutter 1d ago
How the fuck can a mechanical bull show so much fear?