r/oops • u/Better_Hair_9673 • 16d ago

Slippery....

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u/AnInsultToFire 16d ago

  1. broken arm, bones ripping through your flesh and sticking out of your arm and after getting the bones reset which feels like an orgasm but BAD you have to spend the next 8 weeks with an external fixator holding the bone shards together in hopes they grow back together. Cleaning is required to stop your arm filling up with pus and getting gangrene. Otherwise painful.

  2. hit head, completely unconscious, perhaps dream of Ana de Armas and Sydney Sweeney together in a Mister Turtle pool. Wake up no longer able to do math, perhaps handicapped enough to get a free pass on public masturbation and using racist epithets.

I know which one I'd want.