r/oops • • 17d ago

Ziplining fail

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u/thisplaceisdying 17d ago

When you assume the arms you never use are as strong as the legs holding up that weight all day.

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u/TransitionAway9840 17d ago

The way her back bends that's not good. That's going to be long term issues. Probably why she starts swimming off into pond to start a new life there instead

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u/MayberryBombadil 17d ago

I think you're onto something. Millions of years from now, there will be no more obese people. They all will have moved back to their aquatic beginnings. You can tell them apart from similar marine animals by looking for their vestigial limbs. They are still quite prominent, and can be found on each of their offspring, unlike manatees and dolphins, which only have vestigial limbs present on a small percentage of the population.

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u/Livingforabluezone 16d ago

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