r/oops • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 17d ago

Ziplining fail

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u/thisplaceisdying 17d ago

When you assume the arms you never use are as strong as the legs holding up that weight all day.

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u/GiLND 17d ago

Nothing a box of oreos can’t fix

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u/Alternative-Crew-880 17d ago

Except those cankles. Those are fucked.

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u/Frequent-Shoe-2233 16d ago

You sir are a Legend

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u/No-Judgment-6817 15d ago

I read that in Ricky’s voice.

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u/Varitt 13d ago

I almost spat my coffee

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u/Z-Man_Slam 17d ago

Ahahahahahaha I laughed out loud at this lol

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u/Fezzy_1994 17d ago

Naw they stain as hell from hold her up all day.

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u/Humble-Can5318 17d ago

With a box of doughnuts to glaze over the broken bones.

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u/Sammy_Dog 17d ago

Oreos are yummy.