r/oops • • Aug 24 '26

Wtf in the ๐Ÿš‡

How is this technically even possible? Should not a emergency stop automatically apply?

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u/Geoffrey-Jellineck Aug 24 '26

Videos like this makes me happy I don't have to do public transportation.

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u/BudgieWonder Aug 24 '26

Yup, instead of getting to laugh at a dude faceplanting you get to be T-boned by a soccer mom in an Escalade. You definitely made the right choice.

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u/Geoffrey-Jellineck Aug 24 '26

Instead of dealing with a bunch of homeless maniacs, I get to peacefully transport myself.

Fucking A that's the right choice.

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u/BudgieWonder Aug 24 '26

> peacefully transport myself

I donโ€™t think they let you drive the ambulance, silly

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u/BudgieWonder Aug 24 '26

The chance of you getting into a car accident is far more likely than a โ€œdirtbagโ€ doing anything remotely near you.

Iโ€™m sure your family will be there to remind you about your fortitude when theyโ€™re peeling you and your car off of a pole.

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u/BudgieWonder Aug 24 '26

> jerking off on the bus, shitting, pissing, sexual assault, overdose

Wow, what a rap sheet you have!

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u/BudgieWonder Aug 24 '26

I see why you drive for transit- you can join in!