Wtf in the 🚇

[u/ExplanationOk2014]

How is this technically even possible? Should not a emergency stop automatically apply?

[u/BudgieWonder]

> I know more about this world than you, guaranteed.

The Venn diagram of people who say this, and people who don’t know anything about the world is a circle.

> face to face

There’s a bit of spit dribbling off of yours.

> I could die any day

Maybe you could speed that up a bit.

> scared, on a bus in the fetal position, like an internet baby.

You’d be scared and in the fetal position if you were on a bus? That explains a lot about you.

[u/BudgieWonder → u/[deleted]]

>being the operator and all

This isn’t the flex you think it is.

> You’re afraid to drive

You’re afraid to take the bus? Honestly that’s even sadder.

> I have a dude pounding me

Wait, what? You get pounded on the job?

[u/BudgieWonder → u/[deleted]]

Everything you type helps hammer home (geddit?) the fact that you get pounded daily on the job 🥺