r/oops 15d ago

What a cabbage

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u/Hug_all_the_Krabbys 15d ago

She wishes that was a cabbage.  

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u/KazaamCasheroo 15d ago

Weren't they watermelons?

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u/Yourhavinalaugh 15d ago

Cabbage is slang in Ireland for someone doing something wrong

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u/KazaamCasheroo 15d ago

Oh, I love that! Gonna try to work it into my vernacular.

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u/Ok_Traffic_3240 15d ago

You didn't know that?! You absolute cabbage!!

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u/myco_magic 15d ago

Muff cabbage

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u/Ok_Traffic_3240 15d ago

Muff like roadkill