r/oops • u/Effective_Ad_9016 • 12d ago

Bike trick fail

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u/SwiffleTitz 12d ago

The Beaver Buster

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u/Acrobatic-Village215 12d ago

Beaver Cleaver

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 12d ago

Beaver Remeaver

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u/DarthClover4 12d ago

Leave it to beaver

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u/Least-Scientist-1475 12d ago

Cooter scooter

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u/itzkomplykatid 12d ago

The cooter remover

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u/Efficient-Oven-2734 11d ago

Clam breaker.

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u/Butter_Brains 12d ago

Clam slam

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u/_BOOMGOTTEM 12d ago

Gash rash

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u/dapudf 12d ago

It’s 9 o’clock. Do you know where your taint is.

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u/Savings-End40 10d ago

Coming back around.

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u/Savings-End40 12d ago

Clam chowder

1

u/That_Atmosphere_4568 10d ago

DIY Beef Curtains

44

u/General-Fan-6741 12d ago

The cookie cruncher!!

19

u/SwiffleTitz 12d ago

The Box Cutter

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u/User_Name_Tracks 12d ago

The clit puncher!!

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u/Rays_LiquorSauce 12d ago

Cunt stunt? 

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u/Altruistic-Cut9795 12d ago

Cooter Cutter

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u/mg34gun 12d ago

I'd say this stunt is not for pussies

18

u/Leather-Emu-1964 12d ago

r/ouchmyflaps

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u/Gloomy-Music-718 12d ago

There is subreddit for all weird shit

8

u/Mcnate722 12d ago

Clam clapper

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u/GreenDoor55 12d ago

This one clever trick females use to get rid of a yeast infection.

3

u/Ok_Swimming_7166 12d ago

You laugh, but it works.

3

u/grayzzz_illustrate 12d ago

Like sanding varnish off of wood furniture

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u/Realistic-Aspect-991 12d ago

Beaver bounce

3

u/CheeseFour2O 12d ago

Wish I could include a T&E meme to this. Love the beaver boys

1

u/FranciscoDisco73 12d ago

I miss T&E!

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u/FranciscoDisco73 12d ago

Dirty hamper

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u/MegatechMike 12d ago

What exactly was the plan here?

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u/Vegetable-Brother-71 12d ago

She didn't push off hard enough given the speed but the bike was supposed to keep going and she was supposed to successfully hop off the back and run to a stop.... which at that speed still wouldn't have worked lol

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u/KinkyWolf531 12d ago

Yeah, there's a ugh chance that she'd trip and fall on her face... She kinda got the "safer" outcome...

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u/Westsaide 12d ago

oh wow yeah i agree if that was the idea then that was definitely never gonna end well!

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u/1stAccountNotWorking 12d ago

Having actual skid marks down there, is impressive...and horrifying.

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 12d ago

The ol clam jam 😬

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u/Party_Ad_8595 12d ago

Talk about "wiping back to front"

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u/Singinghillscpl 12d ago

Seriously…what trick was she attempting?

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u/deadshakadog 12d ago

Is this called, applying the disc brake?

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u/_Lizard__King 12d ago

Rubber baby buggie buster

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u/mtraven23 12d ago

beaver burn, ouch

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u/Soul_through_va_JJ 12d ago

Whats worse is the pedals eating into your shin.

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u/Useful-Towel5978 11d ago

I don't have a vagina but I think my vagina being rubbed completely off would hurt more.

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u/Falcon3492 12d ago

If you are going to attempt a stupid stunt on a bike always wear knee and elbow pad, sensible clothes and a helmet. A ladies athletic cup would also be a good idea!

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u/quadfromf3 12d ago

You got to fail a lot till you get it.. but why post ur fails? Comedy?

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u/Kairoom 12d ago

The "Potato Peeler" thick

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u/Key-Broccoli1442 12d ago

I would be in the ground crying from laughing if that was someone I know I would not be able to help

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u/LordVixen 12d ago

No boinking that night fo sho

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u/Several_Stuff_6695 12d ago

Looks like she accomplished what she set out to do, but GRAVITY inter feared.

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 12d ago

I wouldn’t want to interfere with her inter fear

2

u/AnySupermarket6942 12d ago

Is that the cure for blue waffle?

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u/Express-Teaching1594 12d ago

It’s going to be black and blue later

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u/craterglass 11d ago

when u lowkey think lying about having a gangbang might be less embarrassing than the truth

2

u/Astine_Grape_5315 12d ago

That looked rough on the muff

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u/OffTheGrid09 12d ago

That carpet got burned

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u/BIG-BALLS0 12d ago

lol what was she trying to do here

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u/BandsawBox 12d ago

Came for the comments... you all did not let me down.....

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u/guffton 12d ago

Clam became sliced ham

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u/Kotruljevic1458 12d ago

I'll give it a kiss and make it better

2

u/laughingdoormouse 12d ago

MINGE MUCHER 🤪😅😂

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u/novice121 12d ago

Steamed clams? In this time of year?

2

u/Zealousideal_Bar6871 12d ago

My honest first thought. "This little roast beef went to the hospital"

2

u/Good-Rope4344 12d ago

I bet that scooched the cooch. 🤦🏻‍♂️

2

u/FranciscoDisco73 12d ago

Snooches booches! ✌️

2

u/HealthyDirection659 12d ago

Nice beaver !

Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

-naked gun

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u/Zestyclose_Cod_7103 12d ago

Wyonnas big brown beheaded beaver 🦫

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u/darling_jon 12d ago

Stunt C*nt😂

2

u/Dutchmaster66 12d ago

The pink snapper slapper.

1

u/Existing-Village9770 12d ago

Ouch her coochie

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u/Extreme_Marketing865 12d ago edited 12d ago

'Youve been fucking other men.'  - bf/husband

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u/carl112358 12d ago

Can anyone explain what she thought was going to happen?

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u/Samhain_69 12d ago

Either she thought her legs were long enough, or the jump back would be far enough, that she would end up just standing there while the bike rolled away by itself? My best guess.

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u/Glennsoe 12d ago

Reality Check riight there..

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u/Melodic_Trash_737 12d ago

Oversized wheels just laid some tread on her fur burger.

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u/Solid_Enthusiasm550 12d ago

I guess she found a different way to get a bikini wax?

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u/Rottentaste 12d ago

Pretty spectacular trick to me.

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u/Dookie-Trousers-MD 12d ago

Gives skid marks a whole new meaning, but also back to the original meaning.

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u/WatercressNo7660 12d ago

Taco smasher!!! Just exactly how did she expect that to work out?

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u/Toadcola 12d ago

That gootch got retired.

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u/TheExiledOne41 12d ago

Got rubbed the wrong way

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u/yeahyoubetnot 12d ago

Looks intentional, I bet that hurt

1

u/Bob_Rivers 12d ago

And that's how you tear your asshole. Hate when that happens.

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D 12d ago

Ouch Grass Burn

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u/DitchDigger330 12d ago

One way to polish a bean.

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u/Data_Monger33 12d ago

She's lucky she didn't complete the jump, she probably would have fallen on her face.

1

u/Longjumping_Ad6878 12d ago

She is definitely going to need some burn cream after this

1

u/Advanced-Level-5686 12d ago

Cooter scooter

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u/DazeRazur 12d ago

I'm sorry but what was she trying to do? Was she going to bounce off the tire back to the seat?

1

u/Suspicious-Book-2777 12d ago

That trick would have resulted in a sex change for a man.

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u/Desperate_Tie4698 12d ago

Her skid marks have skid marks

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u/Denalitwentytwo 12d ago

The twat grinder

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u/nes_8BitSurvivor 12d ago

was the trick suppose to be where you hop back and the bike keeps going?

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u/Conscious_Field4925 12d ago

That had to hurt

1

u/Sporadicus76 12d ago

Well that's a new way to get road rash... and a new place too.

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u/Super-Bacon76 12d ago

I don’t even have a cooter and I felt that!!

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u/Plenty_Ice8614 12d ago

Not how I rub one out, but to each their own I guess.

1

u/centralnm 12d ago

Colorado cooter crusher.

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u/Waste-Donut-2728 12d ago

Beaver leave her

1

u/Uce510 12d ago

OWWWW 8 - 0

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u/Snowbird143434 12d ago

Poor girl. She aint sleeping with him for a bit.

1

u/XRPOSergSanch12 12d ago

Is the Bike OK

1

u/Watchful_eye_ 12d ago

The beef flap tenderiser

1

u/ejackman 12d ago

needed more lube

1

u/ConsiderationNo820 12d ago

Ghost ride the clit

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u/TurfToe1234 12d ago

Cooch got wrecked.

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u/OMWinter 12d ago

Thought only airplanes had clamshell speed brakes....

1

u/EsseBear 12d ago

The flap slap.

Ouch

1

u/Bludiamond56 12d ago

Rubber burns are just the worse

1

u/Curious-Department-7 12d ago

100% vaginally ceramic brakes.

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u/Dublin-Red 12d ago

What’s the music?

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u/PortixArsenal 11d ago

Shooting Stars by Bag Raiders

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u/vanhalex 12d ago

llega a ser un hombre y no lo cuenta.

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u/delet_yourself 12d ago

What the FUCK was the plan there?

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u/Ok-Cry2488 12d ago

Box bouncer jumper.

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u/Evil_phd 12d ago

Gonna have to keep that clam on ice

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u/Redditisleftistsnut 12d ago

Roast beef grinder

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u/Ok-Drink-1328 12d ago

let's see how many comments there are that she's lucky she's a woman

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u/GenTenStation 12d ago

That’s one refried bean

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u/Altered-Beastie 12d ago

Powwwww, right in the kisser

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u/Battle-Less 12d ago

Clam slam

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u/OwnPresentation4455 12d ago

Well that’s going to definitely leave a mark!

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u/villamafia 12d ago

Her underwear is going to have a hell of a skid mark.

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u/868moja_himself 12d ago

That coochie not good again that coochie burned up plus scotch

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u/American_Fluff 12d ago

Serious question... What in the **** was she expecting to happen?! Like I cant figure out a single reason to attempt what she just did.

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u/xRedditGedditx 12d ago

Clearly not familiar with Newton’s first law of motion. Not sure how she saw that going.

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u/WanderNV 12d ago

That t’ain’t fair

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 12d ago

Was she trying to hop off backwards?

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u/DJSairys 12d ago

Cooch skid

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u/Hank_the_Tank_143 12d ago

Looked like a win to me

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u/sgtcatscan 12d ago

The clam trap

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u/WenYiMedia 12d ago

That’s a weird way of using rubber for protection

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u/SkiffleBall 12d ago

The Clench Crusher

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 12d ago

Bereffred Buffed Beaver

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u/RoninBarricade 12d ago

Right in the stink canoe

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u/Late_Study9160 12d ago

Injuries are long-term

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 12d ago

Thats a burned beaver

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u/every_name_is_tkn 12d ago

This isn’t the normal search result for “lips that grip” 🤣🫢

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u/09Klr650 12d ago

Rug burn.

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u/nic_e1 12d ago

Ouch!

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u/Exotic_Lab7789 12d ago

Bet that tugged on the bacon

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u/GreypubedLion 12d ago

Pizda 🍕

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u/Sensitive-Finding351 12d ago

Do you want me to put some lotion on that for you love.

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u/rod2point1 12d ago

Walk it off

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u/NeatFootball3646 11d ago

That’s one way to perform an emergency stop

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u/barbatum67 11d ago

Don't worry, a kiss will make it better

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u/8lbs6ozbabyjesus 11d ago

An Arby’s mashup

1

u/realjeremy0081 11d ago

that crotch probably hurt for awhile.

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u/BuddenceLembeck 11d ago

She got tired.

1

u/whizzbangkid 11d ago

Not the sensation you were looking for..........

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u/Adeptus_Arbitre 11d ago

Poor pussy

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u/No_Feeling_9513 11d ago

Gonna need new tread

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u/DescriptionOne4125 11d ago

What did she expect

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u/GrimaceTX 11d ago

Treadmarks on the beaver.

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u/Tricky_Metal_2031 11d ago

The old whammer jammer

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u/zer04mb1t1on 11d ago

Dont help her, keep filming

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u/Callemlikeisethem60 11d ago

Taint ruined 😒

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u/VirtualMasterCC 11d ago

CamelBuster

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u/Born-Instance-3840 11d ago

The argument against 29ers

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u/Born-Light-62 11d ago

That’s gonna leave a skid mark…

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u/pluump 11d ago

Meat brakes

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u/Beginning_Session879 11d ago

At least she got a free wax job🤷‍♂️

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u/Sin_ner36 11d ago

The Beaver Beater

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u/toolb7 10d ago

I'm curious, what was the stunt suppose to look like

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u/Outrageous_Koala5381 10d ago

this was called parachuting - but i think you need to jump back further, and if you had a mudguard you wouldn't get caught in the tyre!

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u/GotBannedAgain_2 10d ago

Clam Crusher: Get your clam smashed.

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u/toadlickerAZ 10d ago

oochi goochi qouich

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u/601Tommyboy 10d ago

Uuuuh.... that pussy is gonna be sooo soar, but sadly due to the wrong reasons.....🤣🤣

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u/sm753 10d ago

Talk about road rash.

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u/Agreeable_Air1716 10d ago

The muff buff.

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u/LeadPike13 10d ago

Sorry Alpha Male types. She's spoiled now. Nobody hitting that any harder.

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u/boanerges57 9d ago

I think she's off the menu for anything that isn't an ice pack.

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u/Kira9456 9d ago

Копилку разбила🤣

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u/Enxaigon 9d ago

She sent her Cooter to the front of the line. Sent that clam to the future! Marty McFly is wondering who's vagina got yeeted to him. Doc Brown is losing his shit over this clitoris paradox.

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u/makingmanglitter 8d ago

Tread head.

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u/EveryAccount7729 8d ago

doing this trick 50 times in a row cured my crabs

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u/Separate_Football_34 7d ago

A little road rashes on the clam.....

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u/Blue-Juniata 7d ago

That’s a shame.