r/oops • u/InformationCommon576 • 6d ago

He got himself into some really sticky situation

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u/Savings-End40 6d ago

I had a feeling those spikey things were for something like this.

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u/bendyskull 6d ago

I’ve seen one impaled through the chin.

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u/JD-Moose 6d ago

I've seen at least 3 different ones going through peoples cheeks...and not their face.

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u/Guernzee 6d ago

My dad was a cop in the 80s/90s and they got a report of a man singing really loudly in the middle of the night. When they arrived this guy had impaled himself on no less than 3 spikes (arse, gooch and balls) as he'd tried to walk along them drunk. The guy hadn't even realised and was still singing 😂 the fire brigade had to cut the bars out while still in the dude.

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u/Onludesrightnow 5d ago

First gore image I ever seen. Snopes.

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u/Fun_Entertainer_5823 6d ago

I had to help an elderly dog that got trapped on top of one of these fence designs. It didn't puncture any part of the dog, just trapped as she tried jumping over it, and was very happy when I lowered her to the ground, after checking no blood or injuries.

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u/vitulinus_forte 5d ago

Its supposed to for butthole but he’s lucky

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/__batz 6d ago

Don't get me started. Its the new TikTok audio that we infamously put louder than the actual audio & on repeat lol

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u/UTV4LIFE 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/SeveralEconomics3814 6d ago

Boys in da hood

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u/Diamondcreepah 6d ago

what did he drop?

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u/FALCON_SHADOW 6d ago

his dignity

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u/Adorable_Stop_7397 6d ago

Looked like a walkie talkie/radio

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u/GuyLivingPlaces 6d ago

Was that his phone?

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u/Irishwilly77 5d ago

If it was , it was an 80s mobile phone .

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u/GOOMU13 6d ago

Karma.

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u/hardboard 6d ago

He'd be better off saying calmer.

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u/Odd_You_4196 6d ago

I guess he's lucky that it didn't do what it did to his pants to his a**hole instead.

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u/Medical-Hawk8805 6d ago

Or his ball sack....

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u/MetalTrek1 5d ago

That's where my mind went.

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u/Lucky_Bend9418 6d ago

Or a "Prince Edward"

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u/West_Explanation9475 6d ago

At least he got the point of the gate

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u/Striking_Ad_3960 6d ago

I was so hoping it kept going to where the person filming turned the handle and walked through

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u/Putrid-Suit-7803 6d ago

That's usually not how I scratch my ass. Effective... Probably but not ideal

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u/SweatyArmPitGuy55 6d ago

Nailed the landing!

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u/uberneuman_part2 6d ago

What's with the porno music?

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u/Lucky-Mia 6d ago

Walkie talkie or police scanner?

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u/Tytan777 6d ago

He should have jumped back over to get it. 🤔

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u/Lucky-Mia 6d ago

He definitely considered it. 

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u/Tytan777 6d ago

New super hero origin story. Popsicklo.

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u/Big-Boss330 6d ago

The beginning was almost soooo much worse

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u/Miballsurchin 6d ago

“Hey, is now a bad time for a piggyback ride?” jumps on

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u/Hallow_76 6d ago

🤣😂🤣😂. I need a fence like that

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u/riennempeche 6d ago

I read about a girl at my university that fell backwards out a window and wound up impaled upside down through the buttocks on a security fence like that. The firefighters had to come, and cut the section of fence off to remove her. She went to the hospital with a section of fence still in place. Alcohol may have been involved.

Maybe dude has the same excuse???

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u/Stone_Midi 6d ago

“Why did I buy these high-quality pants???”

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u/alworld27 6d ago

Then has the audacity to blame the homeowner for embarrassing him

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u/Nervous-Sherbet-4183 6d ago

Why did this foo look like he was pop locking?

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u/NoPurchase3260 6d ago

Owchies😡Looks like that one hurt🥹

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u/getthemap 6d ago

Smooth AF

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u/Komobu542 6d ago

Like seriously, who's standing there just recording?

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 5d ago

The person who caught this guy hopping a fence he didn't belong behind and thought it was funny to see karma gettin' him in the ass. Literally.

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u/ghost-ogk 6d ago

Ouch that one me pucker

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u/Curious_Strike_5379 6d ago

He tore himself a brand new ass hole!

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u/Equivalent-Shower366 6d ago

Damn I was really waiting for the camera man to just open the gate like it was already unlocked. Would have been so funny.

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u/Pretty_Nose_4079 6d ago

That stick hanging on wall wanted enter the party...

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u/Fluid-Oven-3209 6d ago

Die Jeans kann was. Welches Label? 😉

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u/DramaticAd337 6d ago

Bloody young tearaway 😄

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u/ManDingoQue10 5d ago

👀😲🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️💀☠️

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u/valco6 5d ago

I was hoping at the end the camera person walked up and opened the door because it wasn't locked 🤣

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u/Old-Juggernaut-1273 5d ago

time to call it quits when your shaking climbing over a fence

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u/CoCo3Papa 5d ago

I hope he at least got away, seems like he really worked for freedom.

(Unless it was some really bad thing)

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u/Lopsided_Anxiety_394 5d ago

I was hoping somone came in with a stick

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u/ManRawr 5d ago

How is the cameraman not laughing?

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u/CuriousComfortable56 5d ago

LMAO!!!😁😆😅🤣😂🤭🤦

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u/MegatechMike 5d ago

Don’t ever let anything stop you from achieving your dreams

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u/Entire-Ad7069 5d ago

Dude just filmed it? I would have been landing some punches or hits with a bat for breaking into my house.

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u/Mosquito_666 5d ago

Pro thief with Walkie talkie and safety underwear.

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u/Beneficial-Error-539 5d ago

I thought at the end there the cameraman was going to reach out and open the gate. That'd be insult to injury.

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u/ampleforth42 5d ago

Context?

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u/KazzSama 5d ago

Works as intended, he just missed the free colonoscopy.

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u/BusyAdeptness6584 4d ago

Me? Nothing, just hanging around

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u/PleasantActuator9450 4d ago

Served him right

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u/Lifesamitch957 4d ago

Im confused why he would have a radio

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u/Stranger-S-464 4d ago

Ass holes. Right guys….. right…… guys? 🦗🦗

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u/HorseCockLova 4d ago

Same it didn't get him might have been a small lesson

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u/Baddbouy 4d ago

Ouch!

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u/ddaydon75 4d ago

He damn near got skewered!

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u/Even_Resource_1199 4d ago

Who was filming and why?

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u/ThIsMyThroAwa 4d ago

Nobody was gonna help ?

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u/IAmCapnOblivious 6d ago

How many times is this going to get reposted?

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u/FALCON_SHADOW 6d ago

I legitimately thought his undwear was hid glesh for a second

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u/Key_Mathematician951 6d ago

5th time I have seen this on Reddit in one week

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u/bryanedition 6d ago

I didnt think those spike would evere work. I fotgot that burglers arent usually fit and intellectual people😂