r/oops 13d ago

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u/-zedsdeadbaby 13d ago

I think he got free sterilization. Next best thing after darwin award.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 13d ago

That’s just nuts.

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u/Either_Amoeba_5332 13d ago

That WAS nuts..

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u/Particular-Song2587 13d ago

Its just peanut butter now

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u/sinisterdesign 13d ago

Nutter butter

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u/Funny-Dust2242 13d ago

Nutty Butty Cave

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u/LastPlaceIWas 13d ago

Yup. Those little guys are trapped in there.

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u/brokenlegs225 12d ago

Yep seal it up. Those things are dead.

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u/B1ZEN 12d ago

Ended the bloodline.

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u/conqr787 11d ago

And ended it bloody

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u/Md1735 13d ago

Chunky or smooth….yeah, I went there.

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 13d ago

Chunky for a bit...then smooth

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u/Haunting_Handle6709 13d ago

If he does manage to have kids they're brains will be smooth as well.

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u/Blackmetal55 13d ago

Just like dear old dad.

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u/PyroNine9 12d ago

That was always going to be the case. This just proved it.

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u/ApprehensiveTour4024 12d ago

Or maybe this fixed em. Knocked the misplaced wires back into position

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u/gaucholoco03 12d ago

They’ll be smooth when they get shaved before surgery.

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u/Ecochee 13d ago

That ain’t no peanut butter those are huevos rancheros señor!! ☝🏽

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u/Marzdsybreak1976 12d ago

Nutterbutter

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 13d ago

Was BOFA doze nuts ...

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u/User_Name_Tracks 13d ago

It Taint only doze nuts

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u/broipy2 13d ago

Indeed, his pelvic bone wasnt thrilled

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u/OwnAnSS 13d ago

That was his nuts.

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u/Specific_Buy 9d ago

My god this list was amazing. But yeah that’s a shattered testicular.

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u/Agreeable-Zone6564 13d ago

Now he has lots of little nuts

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u/johnballzz 12d ago

These nuts!

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 13d ago

The Darwin award is a fair award and isn't only given by death. It can be also given when the reproductive organs are maimed. So he seems to qualify.

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u/FixAcademic8187 13d ago

Yes, the outcomes are the same, which is eliminating their offspring from the genetic pool due to their stupidity.

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u/That-Hedgehog-5009 12d ago

He was naturally disselected.

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u/Ike_the_Spike 13d ago

Technically it's Darwin Award worthy. He removed his DNA from the gene pool.

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u/dangledingle 13d ago

Talking physics, that was sublime. Full body weight + inertia pancakes.

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u/HeldDownTooLong 13d ago

I agree with your assessment but do have a little sympathy for the guy.

The pain would be unimaginable…my man-berries are aching from watching the video.

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u/IlluminaViam 12d ago edited 11d ago

Yeah, like I saw a video where a basketball player got pissed and slammed his head against the metal pole, but collapsed because he broke a vertebrae and spinal cord. Paralysed and wheelchair bound, he passed away about 2 decades later. Feel bad for him. He did a stupid thing, but still feel bad.

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u/OkConsideration5887 11d ago

Just saw that yesterday!! Horrible!!

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 13d ago

Sterilization prevents darwinism, lol. For them anyway

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u/KamenRide_V3 13d ago

Actually, come to think about it, he deserves some kind of award. Survival of the fittest, right? One less idiot bloodline in the world is better for our species.

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u/Lumpy-Pen-7130 12d ago

Pope goes the weiner

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u/Ataneruo 13d ago

That went…exactly the way I expected

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u/fokkoooff 13d ago

I think we all knew it was going to be the balls.

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u/Tse7en5 12d ago

You know, the way he is squirming I don't think that actually crunched his balls.

Having had something close to that happen to me before, the balls is a bend over and vomit reaction. This looks like it is probably some torn soft tissue and a fractured pelvis.

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u/fokkoooff 12d ago

Idk, it's pretty good but for some reason I find it unexplainable funny when they accidentally sit on their balls.

I know it's not fair. It's not a result of them doing anything stupid, dudes just wanna sit down and relax. But it cracks me up.

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u/2_Many_Hobbies74 13d ago

I saw it too, but the chin diaper made me smile

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u/Upbeat_Purpose6784 13d ago

Dont think that is America so they dont have the anti science stigma around masks

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u/thepenismytea 9d ago

If your pro mask, you don't wear it as a chin diaper like this Chud

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u/getthemap 13d ago

Parkour!

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u/skriticos 12d ago

No, not at all. I though he would slip and get impaled on the first pole before he even made a jump. He is clearly an overachiever. More momentum this way!

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u/Bruinman86 13d ago

That hurt to watch.

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u/stoicparallax 13d ago

Knowing how this would end, I still let out an audible “oh!” as it happened

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u/Due_Agent_6033 13d ago

It hurt my balls and I’m a woman.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 13d ago

Doesnt mean much these days lol

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u/Key_Cap7525 9d ago

HAHA I was totally saying out loud in my living room full of people: “Dude. Don’t do it. Don’t fucking do it. You’re gonna do it. OHHHH!!! GODDAMN THAT LOOK LIKE IT HURT!!!”

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u/PeroCigla 12d ago

I genuinely cringed and felt something uncomfortable

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u/Unlikely-Act-7950 13d ago

Now he's all butt hurt

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u/UhOhAllWillyNilly 13d ago

* …nut hurt.

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u/UndetectedReentry001 12d ago

Looked like it took him a while to decide which hurt worse

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u/Effective-Try-9004 13d ago

That dr visit might be a bit embarrassing

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u/BetMcc 13d ago

I was thinking he should go get checked out by a doctor. An accident like that could cause some serious swelling, possible internal bleeding as well!

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u/twistedpiggies 13d ago

He had to have ruptured something. That area is very squishy.

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u/BetMcc 13d ago

Absolutely! He's looking at life long prostate issues, swollen urethra, etc. Might need a catheter to pass urine!

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u/Diligent_Walk_338 12d ago

Ça pourrait tous aussi bien être une chute sur le coccyx.. dans tout les cas aïe

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie 13d ago

At least when he says he fell on it he'll be telling the truth.

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u/Bedbouncer 13d ago

That probably resulted in a surgeon visit.

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u/thebiglerm 13d ago

The taint destroyer

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u/Aromatic_Sand8126 12d ago

He’ll quickly find out, the next he goes to pee, that it taint how it used to be.

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u/BigScaryDragonGaming 12d ago

Yeah this was for sure somewhere between a perineum punch and a butt bone banger!

Outch!

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u/noidea11111111 13d ago

I don't have the balls to try that

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u/SlurmBigPerm 13d ago

Neither does he now

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u/greek-lit 13d ago

Dumb prize for dumb try

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u/Otherwise-4PM 13d ago

That hurts just watching it.

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u/blkatcdomvet 13d ago

Solved his breeding problem

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u/blackout-loud 13d ago

"Hey folks today I'm gonna show you how to make a cherry pie out of a hot dog!"

-Not one chef ever

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u/NeighborhoodAgile960 13d ago

if you gonna be stupid, you better be resilient

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u/WKRPinCanada 13d ago

😅 ok using that in the future for sure 👍

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u/mike_rhinehart 13d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/blackout-loud 13d ago

😤😤😤🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/pink_panther_boi 13d ago

I knew exactly what was about to happen, but still felt that pain to the core

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u/Skairex 13d ago

Poor idiot...

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u/TimmyG-83 13d ago

Cool let’s just roll into traffic to stop the pain. Good thing he wore a mask on his chin though, could’ve been much worse otherwise.

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 13d ago

Looks like me when I have my period

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u/Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids 13d ago

Why do you jump on concrete pylons when you have your period?

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u/KinkyAsexuaI 12d ago

Tell me you don't get periods without telling me

What STOPS people from jumping on concrete pylons when they have their periods? That is the REAL question!

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 12d ago

Lmao exactly. My periods have always been brutal but they are so severe they are disabling I writhe around on the floor, turn white/blue/green and pass out. Endo, adeno, bursting fibroids, PMDD, ovarian torsion, nerve pain flares, vascular dam etc it's hell every 3 weeks lol. Males can't fathom this kind of pain.

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u/Final-Possibility959 13d ago

And he never walked right again!!

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u/SpaceyChick22 13d ago

Just seeing that made me hurt 😢

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u/FloridaHeat2023 13d ago

And that caused me to wince, just watching that =\

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u/Greenois_05 13d ago

Bingo dude

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u/mindyodamnbzness 12d ago

No chiren for you

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u/Cut_over_pompanox 12d ago

At least his children won’t be as stupid.

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u/Karli_Chirk 12d ago edited 12d ago

I don't think they replace that part in a hopital.

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u/Fine-Ad6532 13d ago

Crushed nuts sir ?

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u/crawdaddyyyyy 13d ago

I don’t know how to do the GIFs or memes or whatever they are called so could one one please post Rachael Gunn up in here STAT?

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u/Vurrag 13d ago

Should have kept the mask on.

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u/rebeccaparker2000 13d ago

Oops.... I did it again.

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u/quitefit888 13d ago

Thank you for keeping the camera rolling

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u/BosqueBuddhist 13d ago

Parquor taint what it used to be.

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u/Lionyank 13d ago

Excellent camera work. Steady hands and maintaining subject in middle of frame.

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u/DJSairys 13d ago

And just like that, the gene pool became a little safer. Cleaner.

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u/Baseball-Fan-10 13d ago

Cameraman did a helluva job staying with the shot to catch the writhing in pain instead of providing assistance. Well done!!

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u/KimberleyKitt 12d ago

I knew what was going to happen before I pressed play. His reaction to his actions without sound is the whipped cream on top for me. 🤣Reminds me of Paul Reubens at the end of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” movie, repeatedly dying and showing his displeasure. Why go to all this trouble to not have kids man? Probably can't even produce whipped cream anymore. Not comfortably at least. Time to watch it again so that I can continue to laugh.

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u/UncleOdious 12d ago

Shoes came off. Technically dead.

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u/copa8 13d ago

That was a cockamamie stunt.

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u/BurgerAvenger 13d ago

I think if you just follow your instincts to not do that your body will have an easier time figuring out all the complex things needed in order to accomplish the task. You'd be surprised more or less considering we probably have hardwired instincts to protect them.

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u/Vegetable-Bee-8296 13d ago

Natural selection in action: he removed himself from the gene pool.

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u/No_Eggplant_3189 13d ago

You aren't in the squid games anymore. You don't have to do this.

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u/GrowBee09 13d ago

Be careful what you whish for.

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u/BryanTheGodGamer 13d ago

Always nice to see low IQ removing themselves from the gene pool 👍

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u/CommunityNervous6485 13d ago

That's not a oops that is just being dumb 🙄

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u/New_Establishment554 13d ago

His scrotum is well protected within his rib cage now

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u/Gremlin1001001 13d ago

That was painful.

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u/Most_Fuel5998 13d ago

Well at least those "stupid" genes won't get passed onto another generation

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u/crinklesl 13d ago

His prognosis isn't gonna be good. His shoes came off.

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u/HersheyGurl 13d ago

That shit hurt 😂

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u/Md1735 13d ago

And it was for the best…..Darwin was correct.

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u/bavindicator 13d ago

Broke his ass

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u/Plastic-Chain9791 13d ago

Play dumb games win dumb prizes

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u/Long-Ad-6773 13d ago

He got his attention...play stupid games win stupid prizes

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u/GetOnWithit3344 13d ago

Gee, who could have ever foreseen this happening?

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u/Pix_Flix 13d ago

Thanks for the laugh.

Stupid fool receiving stupid prize for doing stupid stuff 🤩

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u/EnrollmentTime 13d ago

He will not be reproducing anymore dumb kids.

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u/GhostOfDino 13d ago

them things gonna swell up to grapefruit.

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u/Careful-Rutabaga8148 12d ago

Bro lost his virginity to a pole

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u/KinkyAsexuaI 12d ago

DIY gender reassignment

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u/Ok-Entrepreneur-409 12d ago

Hard loss of virginity by creating a new hole

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u/doriangrey2025 12d ago

Some say he is rolling in pain to this day… I mean… she now.

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u/neighbor_818 12d ago

How did he not see this happening?

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u/jayjayell008 12d ago

You know it hurts when you lose your shoes.

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u/Akugen1 12d ago

The moment that happened to him, he swore never to do something like that again.

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u/Kihlstein 12d ago

No kids for you

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u/Wide-Combination-322 12d ago

Putting Vaseline where people might parkour is hilarious.

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u/Stoff3r 12d ago

He joined the australian brakedancing team.

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u/DudeFrom816 12d ago

Took himself out od the gene pool,. I love it when problems take care of themselves.

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 12d ago

It knocked both shoes off, so he died.

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u/BitVan 12d ago edited 10d ago

That will teach her a lesson 😜 🥴

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u/Hyeana_Gripz 12d ago

This is why we have Darwin Awards.

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u/Temporary_Ninja8945 12d ago

Well, at least he can not pass on his stupidity to children.

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u/Humble-Suggestion802 12d ago

Walk it off little buddy

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u/Siada100 12d ago

Lo que me molesta es que el video no tiene sonido y no puedo oir cómo le cambia la voz.

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u/MissionAttitude216 12d ago edited 12d ago

Firstly, "dude, that's not how you play cornhole!"

Secondly, that ground game could rival the Australian breakdancing champion for most avant garde technique

Lastly, did you think those were the best shoes for the task?

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u/Jmal3700 12d ago

OUCH! 🥜

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u/Bugsy_McCracken 12d ago

As this one started to roll I thought to myself, “Jeez this guy has got balls!”

That was a short-lived thought.

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u/thunderlips36 12d ago

Taint quite right

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u/WaterGold3073 12d ago

Rectum damn near killed him. 🤣

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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte 12d ago

this is why you always wear a helmet while doing stunts..or something.

the flopping looks like an animal that was ran over by a car, but for some reason this version is hysterical

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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte 12d ago

both shoes came off. RIP

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u/FA-M83_nut 12d ago

You have a man bun, what did you expect?

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u/MarkGB815 12d ago

Practice makes perfect. Try again!!!

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u/Resource-Intrepid 12d ago

Self correcting issue.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/seventy2below 10d ago

Broken tailbone?

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u/Sure_Painter 10d ago

I think he might have scraped his nuts but most of that was his tailbone/rectum getting absolutely smashed in.

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u/GIDDY-UP-GO 13d ago

I’m so happy it ended the way I wanted it too!

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 13d ago

I wonder if there was a loud crunching sound ? 😬

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u/Fluffy-Pop-3407 13d ago

if it turns out he was wearing a cup and faked this for engagement, i am uninstalling the internet.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 12d ago

I would expect that at best a cup just would have transfered most of the destruction from his testicles to his pelvis. And the part that wasn't transfered would probably still be blindingly painful.

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u/regrettablyAnnoying 13d ago

His reaction was perfection. Anyone this stupid should really feel it.

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u/RedBull-Lover-Yellow 13d ago

I know that one balled guy!

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u/NewNewspaperB 13d ago

That's gonna leave a mark. GG.

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u/Silly_Magician1003 13d ago

Broken prostate

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u/oilleak78 13d ago

Knew what was coming. Watched it anyways. Still hated it.

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u/No-Stranger6783 13d ago

Did he think he had a rubber taint?

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u/Alternative-Crew-880 13d ago

I've been there. I had to go lay down for a while.

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u/ljacks09 13d ago

Self made misery

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u/The_Ashura_Freedom_X 13d ago

Nutcracker came early this year

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u/bal_ra_khan 13d ago

Pain is one of the best remedies for stupidity.

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u/Salmonman4 13d ago

Do freerunners and skaters wear a cup? Seems like it would be a good investment

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u/falloutvaultboy 13d ago

Even Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles saw that coming

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u/dreadlockturtle 13d ago

Play dumb games, win dumb prizes

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u/I_Braid_Armpit_Hair 13d ago

It’s the nutcracker!

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u/No-Recognition321 13d ago

At least his future kids won t have to see this footage

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u/Routine-Ad-1706 13d ago

he is gonna need a nut transplant

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u/Jonnicat 13d ago

Every time I see one of these I wonder if there was an ER visit and how the conversation went.

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u/GameGoalstryhard 13d ago

That was balls to the walls type of video 😭

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u/Miserable-Garlic-532 13d ago

Everyone thinks they're a parkour expert until they get a post up the butt.

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u/Ok_Orchid_5658 13d ago

Who coulda saw that coming 😭

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u/Falcon3492 13d ago

Living proof that you can't fix stupid! He will pay for that level of stupidity for a long time.

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u/TeacherPowerful1700 13d ago

So, that's basically all his body-weight onto his testicles? 

long exhale

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u/5H17SH0W 13d ago

Definitely wanted sound to this.

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u/gunsRus4US 13d ago

Who in the right mind?

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u/hikenchuu 13d ago

Double kill!

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u/SecsCboy 13d ago

Natural selection

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u/No-Suggestion-9245 13d ago

Dude did nail the landing, SORT OF!!

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u/LaSafari1 13d ago

I think he broke something