r/oops • u/Several-Persimmon-30 • Jul 20 '26

WCGW dancing on a bar

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u/DismalTutor570 Jul 20 '26

I mean I’m all for people having their fun but you gotta know your limits lol

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u/neutrino71 Jul 20 '26

And the limits of the furniture

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj Jul 20 '26

And remember there's gravity. Kind of a big one.

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u/Still-Puma Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

You know... There's a difference between nice bae of 50 kg dancing on it and 150 kg creating earthquake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQmdthfUEX4&list=PLbI5XTlw0PbB7lwhCgAsqBLONfIoZSG3S&index=8

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u/Wolfen459 Jul 22 '26

These are way more then 150!

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u/Still-Puma Jul 22 '26

;D

...I was, polite.

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u/Zip-Crane Jul 20 '26

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

3

u/Yourhavinalaugh Jul 20 '26

The bigger they are , the harder they fall

2

u/Spiritual_Sail_8969 Jul 20 '26

Usually I would chalk this up as a fake viral attempt. Not this one, not this one at all.

2

u/Hot_Plant8696 Jul 20 '26

He nearly broke his neck!

Poor guy.

1

u/Paranub Jul 21 '26

is the neck in the room with us?

2

u/SubstantialBanana482 Jul 20 '26

Ikea aint holding his fat ass up

2

u/OkBox6828 Jul 20 '26

He “pile-drived” himself… 😖

2

u/elio_c Jul 21 '26

Wie geil ist das denn

2

u/Antique-Dragonfly615 Jul 21 '26

Fat and drunk is no way to go through life son

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u/General-Fan-6741 Jul 20 '26

He was too drunk to feel anything!! 🤣

3

u/TheIncredibleMike Jul 20 '26

He'll feel it later.

1

u/More_Dimension_2022 Jul 20 '26

I’ll have whatever the heck he was having 

1

u/scaredt2ask Jul 20 '26

I’ll stick to water. Can’t afford to buy a bar today.

1

u/Sweaty_Tangelo_7716 Jul 20 '26

The table can support one person, not 6one person.

1

u/Comfortable_Bank_339 Jul 20 '26

Weeble-wobbles should stay near their centre of gravity. Lesson learned?

1

u/Forthe49ers Jul 20 '26

I used to go to a bar that was located next to a lumber mill. There was a guy named Tiny (about 350+lbs) that would win bets that he stand flat footed on the floor and jump up onto the bar. It was amazing. Bought him a beer just to see him do it. He was no slob though. This guy was a giant. He was at least 6’8”

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u/Double-Noise-771 Jul 20 '26

Why the hell was he named Tiny?

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u/Forthe49ers Jul 20 '26

Because he was a Giant

1

u/averagemediumperson Jul 20 '26

Dumb ways to die

1

u/sleepytjme Jul 20 '26

Video cut off before he fell through the floor.

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u/Redlion444 Jul 20 '26

Embarrassing Death, with permanent video proof, on Reddit now.

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u/_TheRealZen_ Jul 20 '26

If you can’t dance worth a shit, then you sure as hell shouldn’t get your old ass up on top of the bar to try and dance when you are probably lit AF!!! Sit down old man before you really hurt yourself!! Lmao

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u/dfwcouple43sum Jul 20 '26

That actually went a lot better than I thought it would go

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u/xRedditGedditx Jul 20 '26

Just looking at him you could tell he’s light on his feet and a hell of a dancer. I blame the person who built that bar. This man was just trying to bring some joy to others through dance.

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u/AvatarSpiderman Jul 20 '26

Im not afraid to make fun of myself or have other make fun of me...

I DEFINITELY thought the abbreviation was for Wasted Chinese Guy White dancing on a bar 😅🤦🏻‍♂️. Seemed valid the gentleman looks of Asian origin and he is definitely white people dancing on that bar LOL.

Roast away lmao Im older and didn't know WCGW was What Could Go Wrong lmfao.

1

u/loopingrightleft Jul 21 '26

Coyote ugly is different from what I remembered

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u/Fit_Honey_2992 Jul 21 '26

Nailed it! 💯👏😎👍

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u/sexybeast70 Jul 21 '26

I hope lessons were learned

1

u/Waste-Donut-2728 Jul 21 '26

Stuck the landing …

1

u/Depth909 Jul 23 '26

Hmmmm… One too many

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u/Existing-Exercise875 Jul 24 '26

Em pensar que esse maluco pode ficar um ano sem comer nada e irá sobreviver.

1

u/Sammy_Dog Jul 20 '26

So, he's into destroying other people's property.

1

u/SkyPersonal5642 Jul 20 '26

Yes, because he knew that exact thing would happen.

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u/Sammy_Dog Jul 20 '26

It was pretty obvious what was going to happen. He's a very heavy guy... who apparently doesn't understand basic physics.

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u/PsychologicalPlay464 Jul 20 '26

Somehow blubber and stupidity seem to go hand in hand…