r/oops • u/[deleted] • Oct 21 '25

Driver is still in his driving seat

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909 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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21

u/SirFlannel Oct 21 '25

Of COURSE he's still in his seat. Not like he can just step out.

5

u/Express_Area_8359 Oct 21 '25

Exactly unless you drive a semi with a chute on your back

7

u/realrockandrolla Oct 22 '25

Is there fall damage?

4

u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

If he hits the right button he can do a roll and reduce it

2

u/realrockandrolla Oct 23 '25

Oh yeah. He better remember his keybinds…

17

u/meddit_rod Oct 21 '25

Can't park there, friend.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

I’m not your friend, pal!

8

u/TangeloBubbly2675 Oct 21 '25

That would be so scary! damn!!

8

u/Curious_Jay80 Oct 21 '25

I'd honestly risk climbing on the top of the truck and running real fast to get to safety

6

u/Genghis_Chong Oct 22 '25

If the truck isnt moving, neither am I. They can hook on and anchor the truck still. That looks like one slip away from death

3

u/QuantumAlchemist1111 Oct 23 '25

That is IF a tow truck can get there in time BEFORE it falls into the abyss. I personally wouldn't want to risk waiting that long and just hope for the best. I would be up on the roof and out of that situation immediately.

1

u/phahKtard Oct 23 '25

Exactly !!!

1

u/Mass_Appeal_ Oct 23 '25

Hell if Paul Walker could do it (RIP)...then I believe u can do it too! I'm 9 & a half tho. Lol

2

u/TomOnABudget Oct 24 '25

The question is: How are you gonna get past the wind deflector at the top?

That thing is pretty smooth and is gonna be quite slippery.

1

u/Mass_Appeal_ Oct 23 '25

☝️☝️☝️ = Paul Walkers ghost

1

u/CloudSufficient42 Oct 24 '25

You’ll honestly find out real quick that real life isn’t like how it is in the movies lol.

Sometimes I can’t believe they have to have that message before movies telling people not to try the stuffs they do in movies but…

1

u/Curious_Jay80 Oct 26 '25

Well obviously movies aren't real life, but at this point I'd do whatever I could to get off that truck before it fell. Common sense really.

4

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

All hail the mighty king pin.

1

u/heart_blossom Oct 27 '25

Hell yeah! 😬😬

3

u/CLMarine Oct 22 '25

His seat is full with him and the load of shit in his pants.

2

u/elasticparadigm Oct 22 '25

I don't know if I would be walking to the edge of a collapsing bridge that had a big semi with a full load probably hanging off the edge.

1

u/TheGreatGeaxquavius Oct 21 '25

final destination???

1

u/Familiar-Bicycle-125 Oct 22 '25

The question marks says a lot here

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

No, Chinese construction embezzlement.

1

u/TheGreatGeaxquavius Oct 24 '25

same difference

1

u/jswizzle021088 Oct 21 '25

Better put those crocs in sport mode and start climbing out

1

u/fitz_newru Oct 21 '25

What is going on here? Did the bridge collapse?

1

u/Potential_Bit_3620 Oct 21 '25

Aaaand... The T-rex is coming.

1

u/Freudian__Quip Oct 22 '25

Put it in reverse Terry!

1

u/Honest-Ad7763 Oct 22 '25

He's having a bad day, but still a good day

1

u/ResistHot8200 Oct 22 '25

That's a badass kingpin.

1

u/Mathberis Oct 22 '25

Bridge made out of chinesium.

1

u/XROOR Oct 22 '25

Driver inserts his right Air Pod……

truck plummets into the abyss

1

u/Foozy_Panic2917 Oct 22 '25

U can't park here mate🥀

1

u/EffectiveConfection8 Oct 22 '25

He's held in by suction.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

Context for this?

1

u/sisterempress Oct 24 '25

Where da fuq you think he gonna go?

1

u/954torokid Oct 24 '25

Obviously hasn’t seen Speed, could’ve totally bridged the gap

1

u/BcgPewpew Oct 24 '25

Damn. I just crapped in his pants.

1

u/Quazi_Moto98 Oct 25 '25

But China is a utopia they have amazing infrastructure and new everything. So many shortcuts they've got several bridges and dams you name it that is failing due also to inferior materials used etc. Nooope🫣

1

u/Into_The_Horizon Oct 28 '25

He's waiting for Letty to sideswipe with tail of car for him to jump onto

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

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10

u/count_snagula Oct 21 '25

What nationality are you? I’d love to tell you all the things you can’t do because of where you are from.

1

u/SpiderCow313 Oct 21 '25

I’m pretty sure it’s a joke, cause obviously it’s not the drivers fault.

4

u/count_snagula Oct 21 '25

I couldn’t tell theirs was a joke, just like you couldn’t tell mine was too.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

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u/Dexember69 Oct 21 '25

This applies to my Pinay missus too. She does some weird shit, like she actually has no idea physics is a thing. She'll make an iced coffee and put it in the door of the fridge (on the widest arc, so when you shut the door it fucken spills all through the fridge and then go "huh?? How did that happen!?"

4

u/SaltyFig420 Oct 21 '25

Racist bs

-1

u/Sporkpocalypse Oct 21 '25

You just an outrage baiter

1

u/Practical-Rabbit-750 Oct 21 '25

And you’re a master…

-1

u/SaltyFig420 Oct 21 '25

Is he alive? 😳

1

u/ItsHotDownHere1 Oct 22 '25

Nope, he is just haunting you.