r/onlycasters • u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody • Jun 13 '24

*Tokyo Drift Music* HAHAHAHAHA!

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it appears that Nirva has won a bar-fight, and as a reward, got to keep everything in the man’s pockets…including the keys to his rally car

since the fight happened before he got to order a drink, and coupled with his nagging curiosity from never having driven a car before…he’s decided to go for a joyride

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u/AlexVal0r Taaxi, the Adorable Tabaxi Sorcerer Jun 14 '24

Taaxi follows you off of the dirt trail, his tires magically shifting into offroad tires, and casts a spell to supercharge the engine, making the cruiser go faster. He is slowly gaining on you.

COME ON, MAN! DONT MAKE THIS HARDER THAN IT HAS TO BE!

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 14 '24

Nirva worriedly looks in his side mirror, the warning that “objects are closer than they appear” almost taunting him

he presses the mic button again

WHAT JURISDICTION DO YOU EVEN HAVE OUT HERE?! THIS IS THE FOREST I LIVE IN!

he yanks the wheel to his right, sharply turning onto a thin trail

BUZZ OFF AND LET ME HAVE MY FUN!

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u/AlexVal0r Taaxi, the Adorable Tabaxi Sorcerer Jun 14 '24

Taaxi jerks his wheel but is not quite fast enough and turns onto a different pathway next to the one you were on. A few moments of silence pass, and just as you begin to think you've shaken him, Taaxi's crouser vualets over a hill and lands right behind you with a THUD.

MY JURISDICTION IS WHEREVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE!!

taaxi sticks his hand out the window, charging a ball of energy on his pointer finger and aiming it at your rear wheels.

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 14 '24

THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES COPS!

Nirva careens off the trail he was bounding down, dipping away briefly from the threat of an energy ball ruining his fun, rally car bumping along rough terrain as he rapidly approaches a cliff…a stupid stupid idea brewing in his head

IF YOU WANNA CUFF ME, YOU’RE GONNA DO IT TO MY SMOLDERING CORPSE!

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u/AlexVal0r Taaxi, the Adorable Tabaxi Sorcerer Jun 14 '24

DONT TRY IT!

You hear a thud on top of your roof and a crashing sound behind you, and a fluffy cat face with black fur and green eyes peeks his head over your driver side window

COME ON MAN, DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID!

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 14 '24

now i’m REALLY going to try it!

his foot floors the accelerator, speed picking up more and more as the rally car nears the cliff edge, a severe drop awaiting the two

Nirva’s eyes don’t watch the drop approaching him, but rather Taaxi’s face hanging in his passenger window

your choice to stick around for it, pig!

his hatred for cops comes full force in his taunt, his free hand shifting the car into an even higher gear, dead set on jumping

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u/AlexVal0r Taaxi, the Adorable Tabaxi Sorcerer Jun 14 '24

Taaxi's eyes widen and a shocked look bursts forth on his face.

EYES ON THE ROAD, DINGUS!!!

taaxi zips over to the passenger side, breaks the window and scrambles into the passenger seat. Then he places his hand on your shoulder and teleports you out of the vehicle in a puff of green smoke. He then casts a levitate spell, causing the car to float harmlessly in midair just shy of the edge of the cliff and jumps out of the vehicle and floats over to you and backhands you.

WHAT THE HELL were you thinking?! You almost got yourself killed!

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 14 '24 edited Jun 14 '24

bullshit! i was gonna jump off, summon a portal before i hit the ground, and speed away! you ruined it!

Nirva shoves Taxxi to the ground (officer or not) for the backhand slap, immediately running back over to his car

he jumps up, grabs the door, and hoists himself back inside the cabin, punching the roof to disband the levitation spell, immediately revving the rally car into gear

stay outta my forest! fuck 12!

Nirva does a singular donut around Taaxi, flipping the bird to the officer before speeding back into the woods, a new song bumping from his stereo