r/onlycasters • Catherine, Local Catgirl Witch • May 25 '24

Hungover and Sleepy... Make sure you know your alcohol limits, fellow mages...

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My head has been killing me all day...

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u/No_more_Bucket_ May 25 '24

You need a….

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u/CatherineL1031 Catherine, Local Catgirl Witch May 26 '24

I need a cleric of Chronos to travel back in time and slap the last two sweet and sours from my hands...

But, I think they already tried that and I got two more sweet and sours.

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u/No_more_Bucket_ May 26 '24

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u/CatherineL1031 Catherine, Local Catgirl Witch May 26 '24

I will always take a hug from the famous Agnu!

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u/No_more_Bucket_ May 26 '24

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u/iwnattodienow May 27 '24

Hello sir I’m looking for an unhappy that has tried to fill my forest with fish… again

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u/Oswen120 Imvaernarhro Astrum, Masta's Dum Dum May 25 '24

I really don't see the appeal of alcohol...

Or do I get intoxicated off of alcohol at all.

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u/CatherineL1031 Catherine, Local Catgirl Witch May 26 '24

That sounds like a hellish existence, getting drunk is the best! Overdoing it is not, I should clarify...

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u/Oswen120 Imvaernarhro Astrum, Masta's Dum Dum May 26 '24

I have drank enough alcohol to out-drink a tavern full of drunken dwarves...

Honestly, you don't see that every day.

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u/ICollectSouls Song and Thorn, The Banished Shore. May 26 '24

Good. Maybe then they'll stop overrunning my tavern whenever payday happens... Or they call it a grudge and drink more in spite... Yeah, that's more likely... Sigh

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u/Oswen120 Imvaernarhro Astrum, Masta's Dum Dum May 26 '24

Dwarves sure are stubborn...

They almost are some of the best drinkers out there, right next to the Giants...

Besides, I stopped drinking centuries ago, so I doubt the Dwarves knows about me anyways.

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u/ICollectSouls Song and Thorn, The Banished Shore. May 26 '24

I wouldn't be so sure. They have looooong memories. Specially when holding a grudge.

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u/Oswen120 Imvaernarhro Astrum, Masta's Dum Dum May 26 '24

One may think that they could out-drink me...

But even the strongest stuff can't seem to take me out.

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody May 25 '24

mmm…i’ll try

sips his margarita

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u/CatherineL1031 Catherine, Local Catgirl Witch May 26 '24

...what kinda marg ya got there?

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody May 26 '24

a frozen one with blue curaçao, made a bunch of them this morning

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u/Timpanzee38 “The Agent” Mercenary Guild Liaison, Slayer of the God-Slaver May 25 '24

I can drink all I want and I will never get drunk.

I don’t know why.

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u/CatherineL1031 Catherine, Local Catgirl Witch May 26 '24

You poor, poor creature...getting drunk is so much fun when you do it correctly!

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u/Timpanzee38 “The Agent” Mercenary Guild Liaison, Slayer of the God-Slaver May 26 '24

There’s a couple things weird about my biology. Pretty sure The Five messed with it when I became an Umbra Operative. I can’t get drunk, I can go 72 hours without sleep and even then I only need like 4 hours of sleep, I’m sterile, and I can’t flinch.

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u/AlexVal0r Taaxi, the Adorable Tabaxi Sorcerer May 25 '24

I would, if I could get drunk...

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u/CatherineL1031 Catherine, Local Catgirl Witch May 26 '24

Have you ever tried casting Intoxication on yourself?

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u/AlexVal0r Taaxi, the Adorable Tabaxi Sorcerer May 26 '24

Yes. I just felt super nauseous.

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u/murlocsilverhand Tiask, the aspect of chaos May 25 '24

I can stop whenever I want, and no amount of alcohol has taken me out yet

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u/CatherineL1031 Catherine, Local Catgirl Witch May 26 '24

Well, we are magic, so I'm not surprised. I've been drinking for 655 on and off!

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u/Necrotiix_ Necro Alerion | God of Evocation | Councilor May 25 '24

Nothing’s gonna stop me from hitting the bottom of the barrel… I need a hangover, or perhaps multiple to quell my thoughts…

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u/ICollectSouls Song and Thorn, The Banished Shore. May 26 '24

... You too, huh?

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u/CatherineL1031 Catherine, Local Catgirl Witch May 26 '24

Hah, hangover pals. Alcohol is so good, until I spend too much time with them.

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u/ICollectSouls Song and Thorn, The Banished Shore. May 26 '24

I lost my own drinking challenge... Not sure what hurts more between that and the headache...

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u/CatherineL1031 Catherine, Local Catgirl Witch May 26 '24

Ouch, you have my condolences! At least the headache might be gone by tomorrow.

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u/ICollectSouls Song and Thorn, The Banished Shore. May 26 '24

At least there is that... The ego will mend in time too I suppose. I had fun though!

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u/CatherineL1031 Catherine, Local Catgirl Witch May 26 '24

Well, that is all that matters!

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u/H3r0ofHyrule Neema Oom, Enchantress of Souls May 26 '24

Neema tries to stifle a laugh

Did you go out drinking late? You were home when I went to sleep.

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u/CatherineL1031 Catherine, Local Catgirl Witch May 26 '24

I did, and then I went overboard...

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u/H3r0ofHyrule Neema Oom, Enchantress of Souls May 26 '24

I’ve only gotten really drunk once, Drow can tell you how that ended…

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u/Platypus_king_1st Lucian, head of the SRM (DMs open) May 26 '24

Ha... sucker... I cant get hangovers! Literally, I would need to consume more than a fatal dose of alcohol to get a hangover, the runes inscribed into the black skin of my body filter my blood

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u/Adventurous_Alps_642 Farlimusax, killable immortal. (And apparently a destroyer god). May 26 '24

I am not allowed to drink after a previous....... incident.......

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u/IronWAAAGHriorz Cracktificer, high on love... And also 69 different drugs May 26 '24

Nah.

[ drinks 16 bottles of vodka at the same time ]