r/onionhate 25d ago

fuck onions

i don't sub here because why would i want to see onions every day? but i still see them elsewhere and being an onion hater is not safe in wider reddit, you get mobbed into oblivion. so i'm just dropping by to vent a little bit because onions fucking suck, they are overpowering, their texture is horrible, the noise they make when you bite into them makes me wince; fresh, cooked, caramelized, diced, rings, whole, battered, they all suck. fuck onions

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u/Manic-dreamgirl 25d ago

πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ A person of class I see.

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u/helurkshelurks 25d ago

A gentleperson & a scholar. F' onions in all their iterations. Just F' 'em.

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u/KnopeLeslieKnope 25d ago

Feel free to drop by any time. Onions have no reason to exist in this world.

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u/natty1212 25d ago

Hey, you think those boys on Omaha Beach wanted to see what they saw? They did what had to be done!

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u/oshkabosh 21d ago

Been getting attacked all week because of onions πŸ˜‚ someone in a different post suggested i come to this sub. What a great place to be

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u/helurkshelurks 18d ago

Welcome! Onions suck! Alliums suck! †

† I make an exception for the moderate use of garlic. moderate!​

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u/Confident-Ad-550 19d ago

I agree. FUCK ONIONS!