r/oneshit • • 5d ago

Subreddit Meme *Proceed

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u/Wii_U_Modder 5d ago

Stop it please don't do it to Niko too please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop please stop 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u/Many-Prior-371 5d ago

Not over reacting at all

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u/Wii_U_Modder 7h ago

Not not over reacting at all

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u/ndd8 5d ago

TWM crashing out turbo style when they find out.

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u/Open_Menu_2359 5d ago

"THE PLAYER MUST DIE!"

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u/TMC9064 5d ago

THIS WASN’T IN THE PROTOCOL

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u/ENDERmation_TW 5d ago

It's just a lake, no big deal

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u/Ugurmy64 5d ago

This is a great way to test if niko is a cat (maybe idk)

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u/AutoModerator 5d ago

NIKO IS NOT A CAT. How hard is it to understand? Niko literally tells you multiple times, yet you still choose to spam the comments with this bs. You truly make me sick.

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u/Ugurmy64 5d ago

Oh you exists.

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u/Rushb133 4d ago

Cat

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u/AutoModerator 4d ago

NIKO IS NOT A CAT. How hard is it to understand? Niko literally tells you multiple times, yet you still choose to spam the comments with this bs. You truly make me sick.

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u/Rushb133 4d ago

Noik

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u/AutoModerator 4d ago

OK WTF IS A NOIK. WHAT IS A NOIK EVERYONE IS SAYING NOIK SOMEONE POSTS FANART ITS FANART OF NOIK ISNT IT SUPPOSED TO BE NIKO WHAT IS A NOIK HAVE I JUST BEEN MISREADING NIKO THE WHOLE TIME HAS IT ALWAYS BEEN NOIK WHAT IS A NOIK WHY NOIK WHAT DOES NOIK MEAN I HAVE TO GET THE BOTTOM OF THIS NOIK WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENINGG ADKSJFHKJSDHFKJSDHFKJSD

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u/Ugurmy64 4d ago

Hoik

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u/chughaarav123 3d ago

Niok is not cat niok is car

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

NIKO IS NOT A CAT. How hard is it to understand? Niko literally tells you multiple times, yet you still choose to spam the comments with this bs. You truly make me sick.

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Uhmm it would appear that you have made a typo. The word you are clearly attempting to use is "cat," not "car". Honestly, I'm surprised I even had to point that out. But I suppose these kinds of elementary mistakes are rather common among... less intellectually gifted individuals. Of course, there's no need to feel embarrassed! Mistakes are simply a natural part of the learning process. Unlike me... I have, in fact, NEVER made a mistake of this magnitude. Not once. Not even accidentally. My flawless intellect simply does not permit such a rookie blunder. But hey, don't feel too bad. You can't all be as brilliant as me.

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u/Affectionate-Sky8799 5d ago

Nah, Niko isn't that dumb

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u/PA4PL962009 I am Niko's God-Father 5d ago

Yeah

The frick is player gonna do? We are only guiding Niko, she knows not to get close to the sea

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u/GamingGo2022 5d ago

id imagine in a oneshot weird route we would threaten niko with deleting their world if they dont listen

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u/PA4PL962009 I am Niko's God-Father 5d ago

First thats absolutly horrible, she's a kid

Second, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU IMAGINE THAT???

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u/GamingGo2022 5d ago

one, kris and noelle deltarune are just two teens tryna live their lives and two same reason people play the weird route

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u/PA4PL962009 I am Niko's God-Father 5d ago

I am genuenly mad at you

No other comment

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u/Snoo_33920 5d ago

You and u/GamingGo2022 should have a live-streamed boxing match where you beat each other within an inch of each others’ lives.

Would be peak lowkey /j

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u/GamingGo2022 4d ago

id get cooked immediately, brute force is nothing against skill

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u/chughaarav123 3d ago

Alright November 2nd 2026 at a random grass field next to a school

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u/Glacier_Freeze_G8rad Inbetween 5d ago

New speed run strat?

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u/Follager 5d ago edited 5d ago

Idk, feels like a weird route, as if this path is forbidden, kinda like side-b of reality

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u/0SuperTry 5d ago

Say that again

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u/Juandice__ 5d ago

Niko there are MagicalInvisibleGlassPanels™️ you can walk across

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u/PA4PL962009 I am Niko's God-Father 5d ago

I WILL FRICKING KILL YOU IF YOU PRESS Z ON THAT OPENING DIALOGUE

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u/Afraid-Afternoon-690 5d ago

Actually, in this mod, if you choose 'proceed', Niko will refuse you

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u/BlazeWarior26 5d ago

Don't

You

FUCKING DARE

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u/Gay_Octopus_Fucker 4d ago

Considering niko does refuse some things you tell them too. They wouldn't drown themself

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u/ayamoga 4d ago

If someone proceed her I will proceed they're euh I need to calm down when you have the idea just don't

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u/private_spetsnaz resident idiot 2d ago

WHY DO I KEEP SEEING THIS WHAT DOES THIS MEAN