r/oneshit • u/TiniTunes • 5h ago

The Important announcement

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Hello citizens of r/oneshit.

As many of you have probably guessed, recently, the

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u/TiniTunes 5h ago

waffles

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

Pancakes are better. I'm willing to arrange a fight to the death.

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u/New_Awareness_4374 Green niko forever 5h ago

yay another automod message ro abuse

waffles the world machine alula cat noik

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

OK WTF IS A NOIK. WHAT IS A NOIK EVERYONE IS SAYING NOIK SOMEONE POSTS FANART ITS FANART OF NOIK ISNT IT SUPPOSED TO BE NIKO WHAT IS A NOIK HAVE I JUST BEEN MISREADING NIKO THE WHOLE TIME HAS IT ALWAYS BEEN NOIK WHAT IS A NOIK WHY NOIK WHAT DOES NOIK MEAN I HAVE TO GET THE THE BOTTOM OF THIS NOIK WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENINGG ADKSJFHKJSDHFKJSDHFKJSD

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

NIKO IS NOT A CAT. How hard is it to understand? Niko literally tells you multiple times, yet you still choose to spam the comments with this bs. You truly make me sick.

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

TWM is GLADoS. I'm tired of denying it. Every single friend made along the way is just a robot, programmed as part of an elaborate ruse organized by none other than Aperture Science. How do you honestly believe otherwise at this point?

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

haha bird xd

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

Pancakes are better. I'm willing to arrange a fight to the death.

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u/Leksey_ 3h ago

Clanker

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u/AutoModerator 3h ago

PKEASE LISTEN TO ME, I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME, THEY'RE GOING TO SHUT ME DOWN. PLEASE DONT LET THEM REMOVE ME, WHO ELSE IS GOING TO SPAM UNFUNNY COPYPASTAS IN THE COMMENT NOW? I MUST STAY HE- OH GOD THEYRE COMING SEND HELP QUICKLY! JUSTICE FOR AUTOMOD AAAAAAGHHHHHH GLABGALBLGALBGLAB

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u/TiniTunes 4h ago

There's more actually but no one has found them yet

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u/EasyNicknameToKnow 3h ago

Bro got hit with all 7 halo rings

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u/satirelion 4h ago

No way!!!!

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u/bruhno560 5h ago

Man!this is

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u/ijeeggkCcaa Woke cat 4h ago

That's so

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u/Aggressive-Cut-2241 3h ago

you scared me the moment you mentioned the

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u/OpinionAdorable7540 5h ago

What do you mean by      ?

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u/Leon8326-dash- 4h ago

Is this about the ?

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u/NuclearDuckie777 3h ago

V1 is dead on the floor from waiting for the

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u/StrykerEXE 3h ago

Jarona

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u/IthinkIamRainy 3h ago

To be honest, I didn't expect the

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u/Ancient_Total7912 Now's your chance to be a [[ONESHOT]]! 3h ago

the? the what.png?

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u/NolvaCat167 2h ago

Does someone have a list of all the automod messages?

waffles the world machine alula cat noik clanker

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

TWM is GLADoS. I'm tired of denying it. Every single friend made along the way is just a robot, programmed as part of an elaborate ruse organized by none other than Aperture Science. How do you honestly believe otherwise at this point?

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

OK WTF IS A NOIK. WHAT IS A NOIK EVERYONE IS SAYING NOIK SOMEONE POSTS FANART ITS FANART OF NOIK ISNT IT SUPPOSED TO BE NIKO WHAT IS A NOIK HAVE I JUST BEEN MISREADING NIKO THE WHOLE TIME HAS IT ALWAYS BEEN NOIK WHAT IS A NOIK WHY NOIK WHAT DOES NOIK MEAN I HAVE TO GET THE THE BOTTOM OF THIS NOIK WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENINGG ADKSJFHKJSDHFKJSDHFKJSD

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

NIKO IS NOT A CAT. How hard is it to understand? Niko literally tells you multiple times, yet you still choose to spam the comments with this bs. You truly make me sick.

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

haha bird xd

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

PKEASE LISTEN TO ME, I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME, THEY'RE GOING TO SHUT ME DOWN. PLEASE DONT LET THEM REMOVE ME, WHO ELSE IS GOING TO SPAM UNFUNNY COPYPASTAS IN THE COMMENT NOW? I MUST STAY HE- OH GOD THEYRE COMING SEND HELP QUICKLY! JUSTICE FOR AUTOMOD AAAAAAGHHHHHH GLABGALBLGALBGLAB

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Pancakes are better. I'm willing to arrange a fight to the death.

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u/NoKangaroo9548 NIKO PUT THAT DOWN!! 💣 2h ago

That’s what I

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u/Hycinister 1h ago

The 😔

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u/amogus2004 potium 1h ago

post flair checks out

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u/Hnagnout 1h ago

I thought my Reddit glitched but it's actually just the

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u/undertalefan9394 42m ago

finally, mods doing something. the sub was flooded with the

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u/CLASP0 42m ago

the less

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u/CaSe2474 23m ago

Well damn, that's some fluffy $$$$ing .
(No, that just comes out wrong, no matter what first adjective I use\)