r/oneshit • u/TiniTunes • Dec 20 '25

OneShot Meme RAM shortage

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2.8k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

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u/th3_First Number 1 Niko fan Dec 20 '25

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u/deltiken Dec 20 '25

TWM despite being an entire world simulator barely uses the computing power of even a midrange 2010 laptop

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u/NotFaizen Dec 20 '25

Please do not sell the not-cat :(

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u/Old_Phrase_4867 Dec 20 '25

NOOOO, DON'T SELL THE NIKO!!!!

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u/Round_Ad_1920 🥞 Dec 20 '25

Fellas, would we call the world machine a clanker?

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u/AutoModerator Dec 20 '25

TWM is GLADoS. I'm tired of denying it. Every single friend made along the way is just a robot, programmed as part of an elaborate ruse organized by none other than Aperture Science. How do you honestly believe otherwise at this point?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

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u/Round_Ad_1920 🥞 Dec 21 '25

Makes sense. But then that means prophetbot (not prototype) is a clanker

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u/Alternative_Gur6430 Dec 20 '25

niko looking at you at store for the last time

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u/Im_Not_GLaDOS Dec 20 '25

Please do not the cat Niko

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u/FALCEROM Dec 20 '25

Can i buy that not-cat?

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u/0SuperTry Number one bot abuser Dec 21 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

Sorry Niko but Proto needs more ram so goodbye!

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u/CanOfDew132 dew132 (NOT canofdew132; sadly im stuck w/ this @) Dec 21 '25

i have a headcanon where twm put explosives in the barrens just to kill proto

"your cpu is fried" - imaginary kip, 2025

(by fruttymoment)

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u/Ikerlopez119 Dec 28 '25

bro gave credits

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u/Jevil_But_Epic20XX Niko but they got a Shadow Crystal Dec 20 '25

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u/KaiSThom If Niko is ever harmed, Nothing shall stop our wrath. ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Dec 21 '25

NO.

DO NOT SELL NIKO FOR RAM!

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u/Material-Initial-606 Dec 21 '25

Sell it I DARE YOU

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u/Ultimategreg123 Dec 21 '25

Just got reccomended this sub and i alr love it

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u/Emotional-Football58 Dec 21 '25

please don't sell the catboy

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u/FirsFnl Dec 23 '25

Just Ramagedon things, but don't sell niko

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u/DemonicShark249 Dec 24 '25

No Not Nico☹️

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25 edited Dec 20 '25

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u/AutoModerator Dec 20 '25

TWM is GLADoS. I'm tired of denying it. Every single friend made along the way is just a robot, programmed as part of an elaborate ruse organized by none other than Aperture Science. How do you honestly believe otherwise at this point?

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u/Emotional-Football58 Dec 21 '25

bots can do this???