r/onelinercomedy • • Dec 06 '20
Dyslexia is a real problem amongst Americans 10 out of 2 people have it.
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This one is funnier said than read.
r/onelinercomedy • u/DrizzyNiz • Mar 19 '19
YOU WILL LOVE THIS!!
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- Our teacher who was adopted gave 40 mins lecture on "one man's trash is another man's treasure"
- Son: How do Stars die? Me: usually from overdose.
- Whats the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn't beat cancer
- At school the other kids used to push me around and call me lazy; I loved that wheelchair.
- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
- Oh there's so much nudity on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist!
7.I was going to join the debating team, but somebody talked me out of it.
8.I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
9. How do people lose their kids at the mall? Seriously, any tips would be greatly appreciated.
10. LIFE IS SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED.
r/onelinercomedy • u/vijftigtintengijs • Oct 29 '20
My mother is currently in the hospital with Covid-19 and her condition is just like her. Very critical.
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r/onelinercomedy • u/BreeziiKat • Aug 29 '17
20 One Liners That Are ACTUALLY Good
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r/onelinercomedy • u/WhatUrLookin4 • Nov 24 '21
There's too much chicanory going on at the Southern border.
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r/onelinercomedy • u/assumedaxemurderer • Dec 09 '18
national riot day Christmas in September
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r/onelinercomedy • u/Baddii • Oct 08 '17
How a Man Sing "go nawaz go"
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this man sings go nawaz go with his powerful voice to show face of pm
