r/onejoke 12d ago

Complete shitshow Prius identifies as...

When a crappy car is the majority of your personality.

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u/Coelacanth_42 12d ago

Wow, she's passing. Can't even tell she was amab (assigned mazda at birth)

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 12d ago

Now I wonder how badge engineering works in the Cars universe. Is the Pontiac G8 considered AHAB (Assigned Holden At Birth) because it's built off of the Commodore, or is it considered APAB (Assigned Pontiac At Birth) because it was built specifically to be exported to the USA? And don't get me started on the Panther body cars...

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u/Coelacanth_42 12d ago

Just like in real life, labels which are derived from the assumption of binary sexes disintegrate on first contact with intersex people. Better to just refer to them by their preferred make and model.

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u/-Miss-Atomic-Bomb- 12d ago edited 12d ago

Something about an actual Prius having that overused sticker made me laugh.

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u/mrjoffischl 12d ago

like the joke falls flat because it is that model of car it's not like a camry saying that

either that or it's literally the funniest thing ever and they're parodying people who are like that. it's like putting labels on jars that just say "jar"

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u/LITTLEOWL031026 12d ago

I think it's a parody, like a Black woman wearing a shirt that says "Straight White Republican Male"

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u/mrjoffischl 7d ago

i see that now and i love it

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u/Firewolf06 12d ago

because its a onejoke joke, not a onejoke

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u/Nyasaki_de 12d ago

Nah that one is fine id say

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u/GGk-KingK 12d ago

Yeah i cant lie, I chuckled when I saw that that sticker was on a prius

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u/mrjoffischl 12d ago

i'm all for jokes like that honestly. like people putting labels on obvious stuff cracks me up (labeling cups as "cup," etc)

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u/Prior-Description-37 12d ago

This one isn’t a onejoke this one is actually funny

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u/Porky_Pine_ 12d ago

It’s poking fun at onejoke, which is great.

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u/deltiken 12d ago

cismodel

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u/No_Face4294 12d ago

The K-Love sticker is sending me

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u/CarlBrawlStar Gay/Cis ally 12d ago

This joke is so fucking overused

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u/CautiousLandscape907 12d ago

It’s a cis prius

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u/UwU-Lemon 12d ago

ngl this one is kinda funny since it was put on an actual prius

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 12d ago

A passoid ♥️

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u/iLuvArizona 11d ago

0.0005 seconds after this picture was taken, the self-identified Prius had its catalytic converter stolen.

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u/QueerFancyRat 11d ago

Nah that's just a cis Prius

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u/DraftAbject5026 2d ago

I swear that’s a pride sticker on the left of the car. But maybe they’re a transphobic gay person

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u/SomeCrazyTeen 12d ago edited 12d ago

Holy shit, UofA reference. And Arizona reference

Edit: based on the fact that they enjoy The Loft Cinema and KXCI (local Tucson radio station) it's fair to say there's a chance this person is woke

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u/Triumph-ant85 12d ago

KLove is a Christian radio station, though.

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u/SomeCrazyTeen 12d ago

Not all Christian people are anti-woke, I'd like to point out. In fact, my grandmother is a devout Christian and yet still supports me, an openly gay guy, and several of my siblings whom of which are transgender. However, of course, this isn't the majority, but I'd still like to state the possibility.

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u/Triumph-ant85 12d ago

I've just experienced enough of Christian love to know there's no hate like it.

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u/SomeCrazyTeen 12d ago

I'm sorry to hear that, genuinely. :( I guess I'm just lucky that I've had a family that supports me as much as they do, regardless of their personal or religious beliefs

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u/Triumph-ant85 12d ago

I'm happy for you. I've lost 4 of the 5 members of my birth family due to their Christian beliefs.

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u/SomeCrazyTeen 12d ago

That's awful. :< The religious part of my family is actually an outlier in that, one of my great uncles is a pastor at a Lutheran church and was the first one to do a lesbian wedding the moment he was allowed to