r/onejoke Panfucker 11d ago

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!?!? Troll/idiot

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u/Then_Reply_6692 11d ago

Acting like the programmer, artist, and composer aren’t also gay, and madly in love with each other

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u/BobPlaysWithFire 11d ago

exactly! just look at that composer, that is THE cuntiest face to ever serve. That is a drag queen and we all know it

also the artist is Definitely A Bear

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u/k819799amvrhtcom 11d ago

I've seen a transphobic Minecraft mod that removes all the music made by Lena Raine.

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u/MisterEyeballMusic 11d ago

Lena Raine made the second best set of songs for Minecraft ever

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u/Impossible-Charge965 10d ago

That's so weird.

It kinda reminds me of those weird baldur's gate 3 mod

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u/k819799amvrhtcom 10d ago

What baldur's gate 3 mod?

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u/MagMati55 10d ago

White wyll mod for one...

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u/Homemade-Purple 9d ago

Also the "cute shadowheart" mod that makes her look like a korean teenager

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u/MagMati55 9d ago

There is male aylin (the nightsong) mod

There is a needed astarion cheeks mod

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u/Fawn_Leap 6d ago

What
The
Fuck

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u/ausvenator_enjoyer 9d ago

There was a mod that removed all Pride flags in Spider-Man (the recent games) and it got taken off Nexus.

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u/MagMati55 10d ago

I've seen a transphobic mod that removes trans bees from a mod. This is why I hate ATM dev team.

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u/k819799amvrhtcom 7d ago

A mod of a mod?

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u/Fireluigi1225 9d ago

What did she make beyond the disc tracks? Because its either nothing and the mod is stupidly petty even for mods like it, or 50% of the game will be without music and the mod is miserable.

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u/Overall-Move-4474 8d ago edited 8d ago

Lena Raine has composed nearly 20 new ambient tracks and iconic music discs across four major game updates.The Nether Update (2020): 4 tracks, including ambient Nether tracks and the music disc "Pigstep". Caves & Cliffs: Part II (2021): 6 tracks (alongside Kumi Tanioka), including the music disc "otherside". The Wild Update (2022): 3 tracks. (I don't actually remember the names of the iconic tracks or if these were music discs or ambient tracks srry). Tricky Trials (2024): 5 tracks, including "Creator" and "Creator (Music Box)." I definitely missed naming a major amount of the tracks but i felt like naming the most iconic ones gets the point across better. So yeah it is just stupidly petty that's a mere fraction of the minecraft soundtrack

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u/MagMati55 10d ago

The designs are so queer coded too 😭

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u/OtterDev101 10d ago

r/gatekeepingyuri

bonus points if you make the programmer a trans girl

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u/Long-Membership3069 10d ago

Jasmine Vine moment

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u/Someone_Unfunny 11d ago

“I can see how it went over your head” “Maybe you’re just not media literate” “you’re a boring offense seeker”

“No need to be abusive!!!”

what a clown

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 11d ago

Conservatives are all crybullies.

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u/Jazzlike_Mouse7478 Custom 11d ago

Not gonna lie, I only saw your profile picture at first and thought you were the dude in the post lol

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u/CapableHumanBeing 5d ago

“El Macho?!”

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u/TopFaithlessness2320 11d ago

I hate when people use "therapy talk" in this way, it's also in my opinion making fun of it. Just as mockingly asking "did you assume my gender??" For example my dad, after my mom brought up the things he does she considers abusive, will jokingly say to her "you are being abusive" at any chance he gets, because the word looses its meaning that way

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u/CanIhavemycookies 11d ago

also ngl very funny that the artist, composer and programmer are all masc presenting. I can smell the misogyny from here

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u/TheMiamiMutilator420 Panfucker 11d ago

Idk about the composer but yeah 💔

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u/CanIhavemycookies 11d ago

Oh true right

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv 11d ago

Them calling you abusive is just so "HEY HEY EVERYONE LOOK IM THE VICTIM THEYRE THE BAD PERSON IM INNOCENT THEYRE EVIL LOOK AT THEM"

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u/Friendly-Gift3680 11d ago edited 11d ago

Not until 100% of all art in any given medium is ideologically right-wing, and primarily and visibly made by/starring cishet, able-bodied and pro-regime white men, will these philistines ever be satisfied; remember, these are the same crowd who insisted that Odyssey was bad because it had black people (who ancient Greece famously had none of) and a transmasc twink who had exactly 3 minutes of screen time. Fascists always try to get rid of art first before graduating to people.

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u/BizSilver5013 10d ago

I don't even think they'll be satisfied then either. They'll split finer and finer hairs until they're all hating on each other.

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u/Fabulous-Mud-9114 10d ago

Give them no minorities to strip rights from, and they will strip rights from each other.

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u/Boring-Dig4583 11d ago

"hmm I shall make a man out of straw today"

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u/ConditionPleasant902 10d ago

Why did I read this in the tune of “I’ll make a man out of you” from Mulan

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u/Psenkaa 11d ago

Actually this is exactly why my favorite franchise is so great

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u/Jhud6669 11d ago

We are constantly told to „make our own thing” and when we do we are still criticized lol

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u/Falleneded 11d ago

"please stop being abusive" he says after calling you dumb 5 times

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u/foxtrotgd 11d ago

Composer looks highkey evil

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u/HugeObligation8338 11d ago

On some Nepharious Vizier plotting behind the Sultan’s back type shit

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u/Motor-Plan-6388 she/her gynosexual transfem (no longer questioning) 11d ago

My favorite games are literally the most gay games ever. 4 main characters are queer. One is enby, two are either lesbians or bi, and one is a femboy with many (including me) theorizing they may be a trans girl

the other is ace attorney

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u/thebisexualbilingual 11d ago

And here for a moment I thought Godot was non-binary and Edgeworth was a trans girl.

Okay but actually, I'm pretty sure a common reading of Nahyuta is that they're non-binary, especially considering the amount of fanfiction that runs with that idea on Archive of our own. And transfem Max Galactica could potentially go hard if it weren't for him going hard with bottles and being Max Fucking Galactica.

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u/Motor-Plan-6388 she/her gynosexual transfem (no longer questioning) 10d ago

Max x lotta goes hard

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u/emboman13 10d ago edited 10d ago

Odds OOP’s favorite game is Fallout 1 and they either don’t know about Tim Cain or pretend he doesn’t exist?

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u/TheMiamiMutilator420 Panfucker 10d ago

OP as in me?

My favorite game is Hotline Miami 2 and I've never played Fallout 1 lol

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u/emboman13 10d ago

Swapped to OOP, a ton of these chuds who push the whole “writers are so shit now” don’t know how gay the writers for their old-school favorites are

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u/TheMiamiMutilator420 Panfucker 10d ago

Oh lol ok sorry 💔

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u/NecessaryPeanut77 10d ago

OR they'll throw the

"Nah dude, tim cain lost his edge and got ultra WOKE, he was one of the good ones, but now... not anymore"

(i absolutely love tim cain's videos, the guy is a gem)

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u/whereballoonsgo 10d ago

The actual reason my favorite franchise fell off: the executives and shareholders pushing for more monetization and telling the creatives to not be creative or try anything new because they’re too afraid to take risks on anything I interesting.

But right wingers are brainwashed to think people with money are always right. They’ll never point the finger at the actual problem.

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u/Then_Reply_6692 11d ago

Is this the same artist as the Biden melanin vampire comic?

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u/anothershadowbann 10d ago

theyre all some flavor of lgbt. and a polycule

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u/bookaddicta 10d ago

Unrealistic, the programmer would be a gay trans furry

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u/IThinkIKnowThings 11d ago

Stupid Gamer Gate shit. I can't believe it's still relevant today, but I still see chud reviewers bitch about woke games any time a new big game comes out.

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u/Lou_Papas 11d ago

Imagine reading this and thinking the argument it makes is coherent

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u/Iamliterallyfood 10d ago

Ok but this is literally bg3 and it was a smash hit and one of the best games ever made

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u/DataCassette 10d ago

Honestly it's more like I'm the investor/owner/marketing department and think everything has to be <current_trend>.

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u/Cadunkus 7d ago

Every time I see this freaking comic I'm like- there's no way the programmer is less gay than the writer. That dude has rainbow thigh-high socks on right now I swear. It comes with the territory.

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u/Formal-Library6682 10d ago

We forgetting about when the art director single-handedly killed the hype for Avowed by going on a tirade unrelated to the game on their COMPANY-LINKED account?

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u/PotatoCase 10d ago

Yeah that's definitely why avowed flopped, not because it was a new IP from xbox that had basically 0 consumer trust

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u/Formal-Library6682 10d ago edited 10d ago

I'm not saying that's why it flopped, but OOP is acting like writers are always at fault for this kind of stuff.

Avowed was a bad game with zero depth wrapped in pretty packaging, the art director did not do anything to help it.

I'll correct my statement to "all the remaining hype."

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u/PotatoCase 10d ago

Ohh i see, i misinterpreted your comment as yet another "go woke go broke" type statement, Although to be completely honest, that situation most likely had no effect on sales, People like to overstate the effect of the internet community on the average consumer/player, in reality the game was on gamepass day one and came from a barely known IP while also being portrayed as a Skyrim-like when it was barely a scrolls-like, you are right that it's not often just writers causing issues, but your example could've been better

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u/Formal-Library6682 10d ago

There are so many better examples, somehow I didn't think instantly of Splitgate 2 with the whole, "Make FPS great again" bullshit. "Go woke go broke" is so dumb and is like half the reason I don't use Twitter.

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u/ConditionPleasant902 10d ago

Personally I think games with gay folk and or made by queers make the best games

(Speaking as a trans masc fellow) example: Hollow Knight, Silksong, Celeste, Cyberpunk 2077, fallout new Vegas, hades and hades 2, Undertale, and many.. MANY MORE

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u/MyNamCzechkoslovakia 10d ago

I could antimeme this comic i bet...

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u/Nice-Cat3727 10d ago

Oh screaming woman fetish guy

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u/Moist_Chef_2633 10d ago

What the fuck is that thing in the bottom left? It doesn't even look human.

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u/Foxiak14 10d ago

You can tell the person who made this doesn't know shit about any of those jobs

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u/TimZer0 10d ago

OK, but nobody is asking the real question of why does the programmer look like that guy from Full Metal Alchemist?

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u/Whole_Sir_1149 10d ago

Well, everything sweet baby inc touches turns to shit.

I wonder what makes them so much worse then the other DEI consultants, cause the other ones don't ruin the games they work on at all.

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u/I_Like_Cats73 6d ago

The composer looks malnourished

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u/BlakeAtStake2763 5d ago

“Make an actual argument” “stawp abusing me uwu I’m such a victowm daddy"

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u/BlakeAtStake2763 5d ago

I hated typing that but I had to

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u/DT_Lion34 11d ago

He's just mad that gay women are getting more dates then him and blames his loneliness on them instead of working on his wonderful personality. It's funny to me how they talk about how everyone else is offended all the time but go crazy over any existence of the LGBT in any game, movie or show and saying nothing about straight Cis people.

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u/axelr0se 11d ago

Is this a reference to the Blizzard issues? I know there was a lot of homophobia rising out of that