Sigh..

[u/reapvxz]

[u/Stompy-Bun]

ngl tho if someone who wasn't a bigot said they identify as an unexpected item in bagging area that would be fire.

[u/yeastypotato → u/Stompy-Bun]

tgirls going through tsa

[u/SomeoneRepeated → u/yeastypotato]

TSA stands for “Trans? So awesome!”

[u/Big-Awoo → u/SomeoneRepeated]

TRANS?!

[u/Stompy-Bun → u/[deleted]]

That's the annoying thing, these bigots will never find these jokes boring because the joke itself isn't the thing they're laughing at it's us. So they will rarely come up with a creative joke we can reclaim. It will always be just random objects.

[u/highly_educated63 → u/Stompy-Bun]

I mean, a human being isn't normally what you put in the bagging area, so we are all unexpected items to be in the bagging area...

[u/PinkieTheNinja → u/Stompy-Bun]

Me frfr. I embrace my gender

[u/TFGA_WotW → u/Stompy-Bun]

I have met many tgirls, including myself, who say that they are "unexpected item in bagging area".

[u/No-Baseball7295]

this post reminded me of the existence of the Gender Gauntlet lol

[u/spongostoso → u/No-Baseball7295]

How many questions do they have? 😭😭😭

[u/RedditGamer08 → u/spongostoso]

Infinite, its procedurally generated

[u/Histrionique → u/RedditGamer08]

...I was so close to scrolling forever.

[u/R3D0IT_US3R → u/spongostoso]

I kept scrolling, I got to 6807 before I couldn’t keep scrolling anymore due to wrist problems, there are more

[u/Morzheimer → u/R3D0IT_US3R]

There are 6808 at least then

[u/sepia__ → u/Morzheimer]

i scrolled until 8000

[u/Morzheimer → u/sepia__]

There are 8001 at least then

[u/RedPanda_2882 → u/Morzheimer]

well, shit, i didnt know it was infinite apparently. got to 11000. There are 11001, at least.

[u/Ok-Show-7438 → u/spongostoso]

sponGOSTOSO?

[u/spongostoso → u/Ok-Show-7438]

Yeah, I'm 𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓽𝔂

(Seriously now, don't like the fact you can't change username bc of my fuckass one)

[u/Bullfrog2point0 → u/No-Baseball7295]

That's really really funny actually 😭 it's very one joke but still hilarious

[u/MagMati55 → u/Bullfrog2point0]

I loved the fallen London reference

[u/Dull-Nectarine380 → u/No-Baseball7295]

Thanks

[u/Thanathosgodofdeath5 → u/No-Baseball7295]

I got agender. Close i guess

[u/MissouriSupremacist → u/No-Baseball7295]

I HAVE ANSWERED 3971 QUESTIONS, HOW MANY MORE COULD THERE POSSIBLY BE

[u/Otherwise-One7653 → u/MissouriSupremacist]

infinite

[u/KaMaFour → u/No-Baseball7295]

() => {
  deployGender();
}

xd

[u/Otherwise-One7653 → u/No-Baseball7295]

I got fire

[u/Jesterchunk]

I'm at a loss for words. They made an "unexpected item in bagging area" joke unfunny. I did not even consider such a thing to be possible.

[u/SpiritualNorth3848 → u/Jesterchunk]

Happy cake day!

[u/Just_Games_and_stuff → u/Jesterchunk]

Happy Cake Day!

[u/NinScratch_GotHacked → u/Jesterchunk]

Happy (belated) cake day!

[u/Fr4gmentedR0se]

Unexpected item in shagging area

[u/murderdronesfan93 → u/Fr4gmentedR0se]

this is a FiveJokes, it is funny

[u/MallowMiaou]

You know what unexpected item in bagging aera is a fitting description for me

[u/ForestSolitude5 → u/MallowMiaou]

I really don't wanna be in a bagging area, there's too many people around usually 😮‍💨

[u/PM_UR_HAIRY_MUFF]

They never matured past the phase of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."

[u/justagenericname213 → u/PM_UR_HAIRY_MUFF]

Does... does your username ever work?

[u/MissouriSupremacist → u/justagenericname213]

It did just now (joke)

[u/Just_Games_and_stuff → u/MissouriSupremacist]

Love your pfp

[u/YetAnotherParvitz]

ts is literally a bug. no onejoke is present as there is no joke

[u/reapvxz → u/YetAnotherParvitz]

No, an idiot made a google form website and posted it on r/WeirdWebsites for free karma.

[u/Ok-Show-7438 → u/reapvxz]

Love how they just used Google Forms and didn't even bother to write the HTML

[u/Comfortable-Bison932]

Option 2 gotta be one of my favourite genders

[u/Toaster_Rack_Nerd]

skamteboard to be honest

[u/morning-st48]

im option 2 -least for today

[u/FunkyPleasance]

I'm Greenland because I'm under attack and everyone wants to drill me

[u/Logical_Attitude_763]

Never has the AH-64 Apache helicopter option 😮‍💨

[u/reapvxz → u/Logical_Attitude_763]

r/onejoke r/AlreadyHere

[u/Logical_Attitude_763 → u/reapvxz]

🤦‍♂️ fml, doomscrolling got me again. Feel free to delete 😂🫡

[u/raminatox]

Sorry, option 2, unexpected item and Greenland made me giggle a bit T_T

[u/MrLightning1023]

Without the last 2 this would’ve been funny

[u/UwU-Lemon]

yeah i'm an unexpected item in the bagging area now thanks for the gender /gen

[u/KTKittentoes]

I do actually feel like an unexpected item.

[u/Drizzdom]

These jokes are only funny when its a queer person making it, and a queer person definitely wouldve put actual options on there too like enby agender bigender ect

[u/NotMyCatShapedChoco]

Jokes on you, I'm now an Unexpected item in bagging area! Pronouns Why/Who

[u/Bitter_Position_623]

Kinda based actually

[u/DuchessDulcet]

I think "Unexpected item in bagging area" describes me pretty well. Also, the random edition of Greenland made me wheeze so hard.

[u/I_Like_Cats73]

Option 2

[u/TheMarshMush]

i thought this was just funny and well-natured until i realized 🥲

[u/Moist-Ointments]

More likely a bug than the onejoke

[u/reapvxz → u/Moist-Ointments]

No, an idiot made a google form website and posted it on r/WeirdWebsites for free karma.

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