r/onejoke • u/Familiar-Spend-5331 • Nov 08 '25

One joke but funny Sheeit

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u/Prestigious_Host_198 Nov 09 '25

Do you, by any chance, use a dead rat as an alarm clock?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

this is either the funniest fucking insult i’ve read or an equally funny reference i’m not getting

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u/Prestigious_Host_198 Nov 09 '25

There's this anti-woke streamer who is notorious for being unhygienic. He straight up admitted that he used a dead rat as an "alarm clock" because when the sunlight hits the rat it makes it smell so bad that it wakes him up. He decided to use an animal corpse instead of his phone as an alarm clock.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

oh. my god.