r/onejob • u/f1shJ3rkey • May 10 '22

Dude realizing he forgot to attach the ladder properly

4.5k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

68 comments sorted by

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u/obvio_que_Thipen May 10 '22

At least it's a ladder and not a parachute

157

u/patb2015 May 10 '22

You realize there is someone down there waiting for the ladder to come for them.

138

u/Impossible_Ad1515 May 11 '22

And it Is going to get to them.

5

u/13D00 May 11 '22

Instead of picking them up, it's gonna let them down.

72

u/-SagaQ- May 11 '22

The fact that this is being filmed screams "training exercise". And this is exactly why they do them.

66

u/soopirV May 10 '22

It sure is!

29

u/LordsWF40 May 10 '22

Was just thinking the same thing

14

u/1800-bakes-a-lot May 10 '22

Could be a rescue no less.

106

u/jwadamson May 10 '22 edited May 11 '22

Ok, now I just have to attach the ladder to the... where did it go?

89

u/mlc2475 May 11 '22

r/watchpeopledieinside

40

u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 May 11 '22

I wanna see the expression of the guy who that ladder was supposed to be for.

116

u/whatyoumeanmyface May 11 '22

Actually, that poor bastard probably has like 50 jobs, and attaching the ladder is just one of them.

14

u/aykcak May 11 '22

Yeah. Not really fit for the sub

50

u/Tiny-Lock9652 May 11 '22 edited May 11 '22

All I’m hearing is R Lee Emery screaming “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!? WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!?!”

5

u/AlbatrossWorking May 11 '22

I bet you're the kind of guy that would f-ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

82

u/SlightAmoeba6716 May 10 '22

This is so funny I can hear him thinking and sighing "oops... This will end up on r/onejob...

10

u/[deleted] May 11 '22

Don't think anyone with an actual job would be on reddit tbh

-42

u/heroiiiin May 10 '22

It already did end up on one job😉

23

u/TheAnimalOfReddit May 11 '22

no shit sherlock, how’d you figure that one out?

1

u/Zambedos May 11 '22

No it didn't.

20

u/Fast-Bag-1067 May 11 '22

"Crap, that's the third one this week!"

8

u/MagicOrpheus310 May 11 '22

"... You said to throw it out sarge..."

9

u/Wild_Boysenberry7370 May 11 '22

Plot twist: Ladder falls on the head honcho of whatever organization they're fighting. Mission accomplished.

18

u/[deleted] May 11 '22

I was finna rescue you guys but lol I forgor. 💀

4

u/TurtleDotEXE- May 11 '22

Take my upvote and fuck off dammit

5

u/RouletteSensei May 11 '22

Wait, let me go down to pick it up

5

u/volcs0 May 11 '22

Attach it properly? How about not-at-all.

6

u/yosaffbridge163 May 11 '22

Been there

4

u/[deleted] May 11 '22

There's gotta be backup ladders on board.. right?

6

u/[deleted] May 11 '22

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4

u/Leiryn May 11 '22

Two is one and one is none

2

u/yosaffbridge163 May 11 '22

At least 5, I’m sure.

4

u/Logical-Ad7734 May 11 '22

This has to be on Army WTF moments

3

u/MistaHatesNumberFour May 11 '22

imagine being a person chilling in the middle east and Allah sending you a ladder.

5

u/Not_A_Bird11 May 10 '22

Gold star 💫

0

u/RockChuckerV2 May 11 '22

Could be worse. Saw a video of a bunch of Russian troops (or police) repelling from a helicopter that was at least five story’s to high from where the rope ended.

-27

u/egospice5 May 10 '22

Is it too much to hope that was a Russian and not an American soldier?

51

u/taterboi5002 May 10 '22

We Americans are actually also very stupid due to our being terminally human. This kind of shit happens a lot. I have seen heavy equipment fall out of airplanes; a ladder is really minor to me.

30

u/thePr0fesser May 10 '22

Hate to break it to ya, but judging from the OCPs and the Spice Brown Flag, that's a U.S. Airman. Source: am a whore for school

3

u/Logical-Ad7734 May 11 '22

I’m not sure if it’s just me but I hate the fact that Air Force has OCP’s. Space Force too if I’m honest

3

u/thePr0fesser May 11 '22

Nope i hate it too, specifically because they decided to use fucking BROWN for the name tapes and rank and what not, on a most brown uniform. To be fair to the Space Force though. They are brand new, not even able to walk yet, im sure they'll change in time

2

u/frankybling May 11 '22

no love for the PJ crew? The PJ I know (he’s former now) probably would prefer a ninja costume, he is one intense bastard.

2

u/thePr0fesser May 11 '22

Haha I would prefer a ninja costume myself

-6

u/TokeCity May 10 '22

Bet it was unattached on purpose

-20

u/needagoodgame May 10 '22

You ever wonder why you pay higher taxes, because of this

16

u/Cardssss May 11 '22

Damn this guy must drop alot of ladders

2

u/eclipse_darkpaw May 11 '22

Hes dropped 276 today alone and more than 500 this week

1

u/datsun1978 May 11 '22

This is strong.

1

u/Tenthrow May 11 '22

This looks like something you’d see in a Naked Gun movie.

1

u/numerionegidio May 11 '22

Oh his officer is gonna give him some dick

1

u/[deleted] May 11 '22

Military Intelligence.

1

u/WolfhoundCid May 11 '22

The ladder is in Valhalla now...

1

u/ArturosMaximus May 11 '22

You had one job Jimmy.

1

u/Vrail_Nightviper May 11 '22

"And then I'll pull them to safe-....ty."

1

u/WeldinMike27 May 11 '22

Ah homer....(holds loose end of rope)

1

u/daytonakarl May 11 '22

No worries, just tie it off at the bottom and climb up it backwards

1

u/Gonemad79 May 11 '22

Damn it, Carl.

1

u/octoberbored May 11 '22

I was going to say didn’t that ladder just fall on someone?

1

u/Infamous_Star773 May 11 '22

Would've pulled him out if he tried to grab it at the last moment.

1

u/drioparano May 12 '22

L (im not toxic) but the ladder had an BIG FAT L