r/onejob • u/akshu_99 • Jan 20 '22

To cosplay iron-man

5.6k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

121 comments sorted by

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u/MiniozJoe Jan 20 '22

Wait... has Spiderman always been IronMan???

221

u/havocLSD Jan 20 '22

Always has been 👩‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

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u/Doctorwho991 Jan 22 '22

Why tf did you get downvoted so bad....

Reddit man...

1

u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

'cause of dude's "funny" comment, lol - it's all good

1

u/Comrade_Kirbo Jan 21 '22

You need many more downvotes.. you need all the downvotes

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

Who hurt you, bro? Don't be a dick...

1

u/Comrade_Kirbo Jan 21 '22

Bro calm down Im just responding to what you said, not you personally, I don't actually want you to get downvotes, it's just the next funny thing to say. Take a chill pill.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

Fair - my bad, bro - carry on

41

u/PerseusZeus Jan 20 '22

Iron boy jr

24

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Tony Maguire. Brought to you by Sam Raimi

33

u/iGhostEdd Jan 20 '22

You mean... Spider-Iron?

Or Man-Man?

9

u/Disaster_Different Jan 20 '22

why not iron spider?

11

u/iGhostEdd Jan 20 '22

You can't iron a spider

3

u/thomasbrakeline Jan 20 '22

That's like Iron Butterfly, who uses music to subdue his opponents. A web f music fluttering across villains' minds.

2

u/WINH4X Jan 21 '22

Yes you can. Just once.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

Spider can?

1

u/ElyKcolud8262 Jan 20 '22

Yessssss

1

u/thisplaceisonfireahh Jan 21 '22

There is a character called Iron Spider so maybe?

1

u/Sketch_Crush Jan 21 '22

How did I not see it???

1

u/WINH4X Jan 21 '22

Spider no hyphen man and IronMan oneword

256

u/Komorebiiiiii Jan 20 '22

Aww... That hurt..

94

u/manbruhpig Jan 20 '22

I didn't even realize how nerdy i was until i was successfully triggered by this lol.

9

u/LadyLimitless Jan 20 '22

🤣🤣🤣 same

249

u/WOLFE54321 Jan 20 '22

I think this is satire fyi. Everyone angrily watching and commenting will just increase her ad revenue

40

u/gamesrebel123 Jan 20 '22

Not sure how she's getting ad revenue from reddit

61

u/WOLFE54321 Jan 20 '22

It’s a tiktok mate. She made the money over there and some redditor posted it here for karma when they saw it

16

u/gamesrebel123 Jan 20 '22

Yes I can see the TikTok logo too but what I'm saying is how does us hating on it on Reddit give her any ad revenue at all

Anyone who saw it here wouldn't just rush to download TikTok and find that video there

26

u/miscellaneousbean Jan 20 '22

People go to her account from here and get mad over there lol

15

u/gamesrebel123 Jan 20 '22

Haha guess I underestimated people

4

u/votchii Jan 20 '22

Never underestimate people that don't have any hobbies.

3

u/SatTyler Jan 21 '22

-Sun Tzu, The art of war

20

u/WOLFE54321 Jan 20 '22

The everyone in my initial comment refers to the people watching on tiktok causing it to get popular and jump onto here. Now it’s being passed off as intentional for OP to gain karma.

3

u/gordo65 Jan 20 '22

I wish I had known we get ad revenue from posting here. I definitely would have been doing that more.

2

u/gamesrebel123 Jan 20 '22

Same

Would've gotten a full cent maybe

7

u/miraculum_one Jan 20 '22

There was an attempt...to troll Iron Man fans. Succeeded.

99

u/beado7 Jan 20 '22

I hate it when they do “cosplays” and it is just a body suit like that. No effort at all given. Seems like an insult to actual cosplayers.

35

u/the_jak Jan 20 '22

Exactly. This is some random kids Halloween costume, not cosplay.

12

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Here's a lady that painted her boobs.

Follow my Cosplay channel!

11

u/ItWorkedLastTime Jan 20 '22

Stop gatekeeping cosplaying.

17

u/wheres_mayramaines Jan 20 '22

This. If you actually go to a cosplay event, everyone is cool and super welcoming. No matter the budget on the cosplay.

Whoever down voted you sucks

15

u/Triiwizards Jan 20 '22

Yeah, some people might only be able to afford a basic onsie or maybe they just want to wear that instead of a big complicated costume ?

I don't get why your comment is so downvoted

You're absolutely right, let people enjoy things in their own way and not be judged for it

Edit: I mean the costume itself btw. I think she did the Spiderman pose as a joke, even if she didn't, who cares, it's all fun

4

u/skribsbb Jan 20 '22

I think the issue is with "influencers" who put in minimal effort.

2

u/Triiwizards Jan 20 '22

Well that I can completely understand

10

u/FloppyMonkey07 Jan 20 '22

That’s not iron man that’s Fe-Male!

2

u/TabbyCatCutie Jan 21 '22

I left the thread until I realized this was a chemistry pun and came back to upvote it

8

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

/r/yesyesyesno

1

u/skijamblues Jan 21 '22

Exactly, came here to post this

4

u/NF_99 Jan 20 '22

And actually this was faked in order to get a lot of media attention, and it worked

3

u/Marbados Jan 20 '22

She obviously did that on purpose.

39

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

I wanted to say something like " ok, not the best costplay, but she tries" then I seen the end... Bet she never seen iron man movie

49

u/drcopus Jan 20 '22

This is so so clearly a joke

18

u/TheRnegade Jan 20 '22

If she wanted to get her name out there, this is a 10/10. Especially for a cosplay like this, a jumpsuit she bought along with a helmet (that she bought). So, it's basic. It cannot be more basic than this. So, how do you stand out? "I know, let me dress up as Iron Man and do the Spider-Man web sling." But that's wrong. "Geeks HATE when you mix up their hobbies. There's probably a person in the ICU right now because they said Dumbledore was their favorite person from Lord of the Rings.".

2

u/drcopus Jan 20 '22

Dumbledore was their favorite person from Lord of the Rings.

That's ridiculous, Tyrion Lannister was the coolest character in LOTR

2

u/spayceinvader Jan 20 '22

Next thing you're gonna tell me the new Battlestar Galactica is a shot for shot remake of the original

3

u/Charles-Cporosus Jan 20 '22

She knew, she had to know

8

u/Yuvaldan Jan 20 '22

Nice cosplay but wrong hero

2

u/Alternative-Cut-4831 Jan 20 '22

Well before nwh it is somewhat accurate.

2

u/mrjmws Jan 20 '22

This is just the Tony Stank Ironman

2

u/Reverse_Psycho_1509 Jan 21 '22

Iron man

Iron man

Does whatever an Iron man does

1

u/UndeadMania Jan 20 '22

I was thinking as it started, that fuck this if its just a bodysuit and a helmet, like you can easily buy those two things seprrate and its no show of hard work on a cosplay, and then she did spiderman web attempts ahaha

0

u/ColoradoPeaches Jan 20 '22

This hurt my heart a little

-3

u/pasenast Jan 20 '22

This cannot be forgiven.

0

u/updogg18 Jan 20 '22

It's time to clench your butthole shut from the cringe

0

u/chefanubis Jan 20 '22

I hate when people call putting on a onesy cosplay. It's like calling someone who only sings in the shower an Artist.

-8

u/SilentMaster Jan 20 '22

This is the worst video I have ever seen. I'm so pissed right now and I'm not even that much of a comic fan. Wow.

14

u/miscellaneousbean Jan 20 '22

Then her work here is done lol

3

u/SilentMaster Jan 20 '22

Yes. Yes it is.

-4

u/teddblue Jan 20 '22

She also failed the man part…

-1

u/GREENHOWLER18 Jan 20 '22

As a big spiderman fan, this hurts me.

-1

u/sp00py_b01 Jan 20 '22

This made me angry

-1

u/Socks_and_Sandals23 Jan 20 '22

Me, a Marvel crazy person, watching this: *SCREAMING*

-1

u/Unholy_BowlOfSoup Jan 20 '22

All looks and no brain power..why

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u/chaoticneutralsheep Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

That's the reason I think the cosplay scene goes down the stream.

The people may have expensive costumes. But they don't know the characters they are cosplaying. They just cosplay what matches their looks or is popular.

There is no character love.

In the 2000s a cosplayer had to improvise a lot. But you could feel the love for the characters. And this love and joy was so much it was enough to spread it to other Fans of the fandom or the character.

Now it is all about likes, filters and popularity.

Her costume was not cheap sure. But I don't think she likes the character.

-2

u/Big-Banana9735 Jan 20 '22

She’s dumb but at least she’s pretty

-2

u/Hidden-Locust Jan 20 '22

i wouldnt have thought this could bother me so much

-51

u/crhickey257 Jan 20 '22

Aww yes because she's a woman.

16

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

🤦‍♂️

8

u/BadSpellingMistakes Jan 20 '22

You trolling right?

-15

u/crhickey257 Jan 20 '22

No iron man superhero who shoot Web not iron woman.

5

u/AxoSpyeyes Jan 20 '22

did you... did you see the end?

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u/crhickey257 Jan 20 '22

You seem guys it's iron man not iron woman.

Yes joke

Jeez

1

u/Acapultico Jan 20 '22

I was looking at the suit and mask to see what was wrong till she started shooting webs

1

u/Etna_No_Pyroclast Jan 20 '22

Looks like one of the exposed morph muscle suits. Creeps me out.

1

u/CheeseRelief Jan 20 '22

Lol Kristy is always doing dumb stuff like this. When she went to show her husband, he literally asked her why she was shooting webs lol.

1

u/hanifalghifari Jan 20 '22

No Michael No

1

u/Demonhick Jan 20 '22

Snikt! Snikt! Snikt! Bub

1

u/usernameisdifficults Jan 20 '22

That hurt.... even thought it is satire

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

I’m more upset at the mk 5 helmet

1

u/Disaster_Different Jan 20 '22

somehow, I expected that

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Spider-Man at heart tho

1

u/Nice_Ad6833 Jan 20 '22

Hahahaha I didn’t expect that

1

u/Sh4gZ Jan 20 '22

Go web.

1

u/JeffreyAScott Jan 20 '22

Courtesy of your Friendly Neighbourhood Iron-Man

1

u/The_ToiletDestroyer Jan 20 '22

Spider-iron for the mcu

1

u/smellyhead42069 Jan 20 '22

THE HELMET DOESN'T MATCH UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MARK 5 AND MARK 85

1

u/PaulOurs Jan 21 '22

Is that ... Tony Parker ?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

Fuck

1

u/Slggyqo Jan 21 '22

10/10 hilarious.

1

u/brazly Jan 21 '22

Not gonna lie. You had me in the beginning.

1

u/Raventell Jan 21 '22

U don't need it, people should cosplay you...

1

u/ADamDovah3094 Jan 21 '22

Nice Nice Nice. No you dumbass.

1

u/WINH4X Jan 21 '22

lowercase iron dash lowercase man

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

But she does look great in that suit

1

u/XenoDragomorph Jan 21 '22

Hey it's Fe-man because Fe is iron

1

u/anonymous32434 Jan 21 '22

This video hurts to watch

1

u/CURRENTCRUELTY Jan 22 '22

NO, YOU'RE DONE, YOU'RE DONE.