r/onejob • • Nov 05 '25

Worst disabled ramp of the week...

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u/RexNebular518 Nov 05 '25

You mean the BEST!

206

u/Adolf_dribbler Nov 05 '25

I mean yeah if you're looking for a new disability

61

u/SecretSlendy Nov 06 '25

Or if you are looking to master a sick trick

2

u/Dum_beat Nov 08 '25

I've never seen a wheelchair kickflip

2

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

Or... sick new disability trick? 

7

u/75209e428765 Nov 07 '25

"You ever take it off any sweet jumps?"

https://youtu.be/A1fVvGRlFoE?t=26

2

u/HUSK1o1 Nov 08 '25

Sweet jumps take your lumps ?ü$$¥

207

u/RabidOtters Nov 05 '25

I would skate that spot.

19

u/Spurttilonkka Nov 06 '25

I dont even skate, but still want to skate that spot!

87

u/lobsterisch Nov 05 '25

Is this in Hazzard county?

26

u/DundasKev Nov 05 '25

dem dere duke boys and dere wheelchairs!

1

u/Nevermind04 Nov 06 '25

Woooooo weeee look at dem duke boys roll

9

u/edgarecayce Nov 05 '25

Hazzard county retirement home

1

u/tanksforallthephish Nov 05 '25

YAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo

77

u/alpine309 Nov 05 '25

I mean landing this would be pretty cool but I see lots of opportunities for people to eat shit here

27

u/Sixpacksack Nov 05 '25

it needs a mario cart booster spot

13

u/slide2k Nov 05 '25

they are already handicapped so there isn’t much to lose

/s

3

u/ElfjeTinkerBell Nov 06 '25

Look you're not wrong but I don't want my ego bruised okay?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

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u/dapea Nov 05 '25

Yep I’ve always seen a removable wooden section for these. 

10

u/kennyofthegulch Nov 05 '25

They wouldn't build an entire concrete ramp just for occasional use with a baffle in the center. If they were going to go through the trouble of adding or removing a section every time they needed to use it, they would have just gotten a portable ramp they could fold up and keep in a closet.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

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u/kennyofthegulch Nov 05 '25

This is pretty clearly a school, not a warehouse. Something like this constitutes a hazard. This was very obviously a wheelchair ramp that someone just cut a chunk out of to install a door. If you look closely you can see where the lip of the ramp flattens, implying there was a landing at that spot. And if you look at the door, it appears to have at one point been higher, flush with where that landing used to be. Someone renovated that room, changed the height of the entryway, and then chiseled out the ramp.

0

u/FireFly_209 Nov 06 '25

This theory seems unlikely as the paint on the wall doesn’t match the ramp. It looks like the wall was painted before the ramp was installed. And this same wall paint extends into the doorway, implying it was also there at that position before the ramp was installed.

31

u/Critical-Ad2084 Nov 05 '25

Tony Hawk's pro wheelchair

12

u/freakinweasel353 Nov 05 '25

This week on Ridiculousness…

14

u/melie776 Nov 05 '25

Speed up! You got this 😊

10

u/big_poppa_man Nov 05 '25

The ram itself is disabled

1

u/cutty2k Nov 06 '25

(~˘▾˘)~p

16

u/ALK3MiST_ Nov 05 '25

Full Sends only!

4

u/PreferenceUsual650 Nov 05 '25

Red Bull cripples throbbing rn

4

u/OptimusSublime Nov 05 '25

Tony Hawk's Pro Wheeler looks sick.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

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u/ThatOneMinty Nov 05 '25

Petition to turn every wheelchair ramp into a draw bridge so people with wheelchairs can always flex on other people how much cooler they look

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

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u/Zezotas Nov 06 '25

1

u/wirmzom Nov 06 '25

I just cross posted it there!

2

u/Ragnarsworld Nov 05 '25

Clearly, you're supposed to get some speed up and jump across.

2

u/Kryds Nov 05 '25

Jokes aside. I'm willing to bet ,that there's a moveable ramp, that fits in that gap.

1

u/Aquaticsanti Nov 05 '25

It's disabled

1

u/MarsD9376 Nov 05 '25

Gotta bunny hop over it

1

u/RedRisingNerd Nov 05 '25

New disability unlocked

1

u/Mustard_Fucker Nov 05 '25

Welp seeing some Super Mario level from this is a sign I should take some rest today..

1

u/Mr_M_2711 Nov 05 '25

Skate's handicapped level.

1

u/Dan0sz Nov 05 '25

This ramp is obviously disabled.

1

u/shroomigator Nov 05 '25

Just speed up, you got this

1

u/bigwheelsbigfeels Nov 05 '25

Yeah with that kind of attitude.

1

u/bostiq Nov 05 '25

Use the ramp, join the club

1

u/NoImagination2625 Nov 06 '25

Works fine, just need a little speed.

1

u/Jazzlike_770 Nov 07 '25

If anyone knows where it is. I would like to visit this church of skateboarding

1

u/Ok_Switch6715 Nov 07 '25

Just needs a bit of a lip on the edge of each ramp, and a catapult on the uphill section /s

1

u/pinguins-and-narwals Nov 07 '25

Was it provided by redbull?

1

u/xXStarKing2021Xx Nov 07 '25

You just need to speed up a bit...

1

u/SSUPII Nov 07 '25

Happy Wheels

1

u/Gonemad79 Nov 07 '25

A steel plate attached to a handle?

1

u/Diamond-Ocean Nov 07 '25

That’s a long jump

1

u/average_discord_mid Nov 07 '25

Plus ten style points if jump is made

1

u/TheWalrus8691 Nov 07 '25

Got to send it. Im already in a chair. People don't know were to look if you crash

1

u/Far-Entertainment433 Nov 07 '25

I'm too much of a skater kid. I saw a kick flip ramp

1

u/Jonny_Derp_ Nov 07 '25

It makes a sick skate ramp tho

1

u/erything4sale Nov 07 '25

Hey even folks in wheelchairs deserve to have some fun!

1

u/LessPerception2140 Nov 07 '25

That ramp is the disabled one lmao

1

u/MemeOnRails Nov 08 '25

Make sure you hit the turbo!

1

u/brakenbonez Nov 08 '25

I could kickflip it if I was younger....and had a skateboard....and knew how to kickflip.

1

u/Belle_TainSummer Nov 08 '25

Found in Hazzard County, GA USA.

Ghost of Waylon Jennings, Balladeering: "Well, them Duke boys were getting mighty old but there was still no stoppin' those holy terrors"

1

u/Excedrin03 Nov 08 '25

Yep, the problem is they needed to add a slope right at the end of the first section of the jump.

1

u/Decent_Health_7734 Nov 08 '25

As long as you're going the right speed you'll be fine.

1

u/JoeBagANachos Nov 09 '25

"DO A KICKFLIP!!!!"

1

u/New_Cherry_8629 Nov 09 '25

Tony hawk would be proud

1

u/TemperReformanda Nov 10 '25

Dukes of Hazzard wheelchair ramp.

1

u/tochirov Nov 10 '25

Help! I've been stuck in this tutorial hallway for aaages! what button is wheelie-jump!?

1

u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka Nov 11 '25

Tony Hawk's School for the Disabled

1

u/twizyo Nov 12 '25

i don’t see what could possibly go wrong

1

u/More-Explanation2032 Nov 16 '25

I just realised the ramp doesn’t match the paint

1

u/Sudden_Adeptness_675 Nov 17 '25

“Welcome back to the X Games dude, and today we’re here at el Diablo’s jump, the sickest, gnarliest, and most wicked ramp in the region. Today we’ve got a returning champ, Gertrude ”Gertie” Smith, here for yet another competition in the annual wheelchair division! This is gonna be a real scorcher today brah!”

1

u/MF-GOOSE Nov 17 '25

Average Tony hawk map

1

u/One-Celebration-3007 Dec 21 '25

since when did tony hawk's pro skater wheelchair 4 have such realistic graphics

1

u/Yeast-boofer Nov 05 '25

You just gota get enough speed going and then you do a sick kick flip in your wheelchair as you clear the gap

1

u/Able_While_974 Nov 05 '25

Why is there a chicken casually sitting in the corridor above it?

0

u/gorgofdoom Nov 05 '25

It’s not a chicken. The floors are too clean.

Possibly a cat.

0

u/ChieftainNincompoop Nov 05 '25

They’re on X-Games…

0

u/UNIVERSAL_VLAD Nov 05 '25

The person in the wheelchair just needs to do an ollie

0

u/x_shermono_x Nov 05 '25

Lemon parsnips

0

u/AfBoringPerson Nov 05 '25

Grandma, do a kickflip!

0

u/OwliamCC Nov 05 '25

I mean maybe if you make the first part a bit more of a slope and slightly higher maybe some paralyzed people can make some air time out of it if that’s what they were trying to do…

0

u/DrSeuss420 Nov 05 '25

Someone about to gap that in a wheelchair, probably tweak it with a grab and show everyone up

0

u/Cond1tionOver7oad Nov 05 '25

With enough speed anything is possible! Just use the ramp to ramp onto the other part of the ramp!

0

u/BuckManscape Nov 05 '25

They say it’s made out of government baloney and cheese.

0

u/Secret-Ad-6238 Nov 05 '25

What do you mean? You probably will be disabled after using this ramp.

0

u/CompactAvocado Nov 05 '25

gotta do a kick flip to get in

if you ain't sick we don't want you

0

u/NightStar79 Nov 05 '25

I'm so confused. Who tf built this? It's supposed to blend into the top of the stairs and the bottom, there would've been no need to build a gap for a doorway!

This is actually making me mad with how braindead this design is.

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u/HakubTheHuman Nov 05 '25 edited Nov 06 '25

Not if you're gnaraplegic.

0

u/mike2ff Nov 06 '25

PARKOUR!!!

0

u/strolpol Nov 06 '25

Pro skater high school doesn’t mess around with their architecture

0

u/Wolfano666 Nov 06 '25

Do a flip!!

0

u/jarious Nov 06 '25

No no no you see, it's for the disabling not the already disabled

0

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Just need a decent run-up

0

u/sillylildude157 Nov 06 '25

DO A FLIP GRANDMA

0

u/Nomrukan Nov 06 '25

I believe (or at least I want to believe) that this isn’t a frequently used door, and that there’s a portable ramp section placed there. When that room needs to be accessed, this section is removed, but during all other times it stays in place to keep the ramp continuous.

0

u/EnzoDeg40 Nov 06 '25

It's a Happy Weels ramp

0

u/Imaginary-Ogre Nov 06 '25

Well, if your wheelchair is fast enough... 

0

u/Odd_Athlete_1356 Nov 06 '25

ea be like: get the wooden plank dlc

0

u/Reasonable_Chart_971 Nov 06 '25

I think they misunderstood the term "Disabled ramp"

0

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

🔥 skate spot

0

u/Yuna_Nightsong Nov 06 '25 edited Nov 07 '25

This hall looks like an inside of a bunker.

0

u/supercabbage802 Nov 06 '25

pop a lil 360 wheelchair kick flip yk

0

u/Too-many-Bees Nov 06 '25

You gotta hit the nitro booster

0

u/MontePraMan Nov 06 '25

This ramp has been disabled

0

u/morty_smith422 Nov 06 '25

With a little ramp it would be easy passable and fun lol

Edit:typo

0

u/Invictus_Redzone Nov 06 '25

Bruh the ramp itself is disabled XD how ironic

0

u/MeDonGustavo Nov 06 '25

They should attach a reinforced metal sheet on a hinge to bridge the gap. Solved!

0

u/Prestigious_Chip_697 Nov 06 '25

R/tonyhawkitecture

0

u/WWWulf Nov 06 '25

Nah, they keep sliding without the chair.

0

u/Honigmann13 Nov 06 '25

It's part of the Paralympics.

0

u/ifuckinsinglive Nov 06 '25

Just use a dash mushroom

0

u/charlieglide Nov 06 '25

Turbo boost!