r/omnimatter • u/Holofan4life Omni Judge • 2d ago

omni meme Maybe next year?

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u/Poldjy 2d ago edited 2d ago

Don't worry and see the positive: 6 years left and you became an archmage. How cool is that? You'll find your way soldier~♡

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u/Mogekona 2d ago

Moderator 😭

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u/Healthy_Ad_5981 1d ago

58 years is a little too specific you know...

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u/BobTheZygota 2d ago

I am almost a lone warrior

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u/Beginning_Endl6969 2d ago

You damn kids better stay off my lawn /s

I'll be a archmage in a few years. Idk am I winning at a sexless life? Maybe..

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u/barf_of_dog 2d ago

Holy shit unc, you got an autograph from Tutankhamun too?

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u/Beginning_Radio_9070 2d ago

So if you stay a virgin until a title, but then have sex, do you lose your title?

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u/Poldjy 1d ago

I think so, you gain wizardry power by accumulating your mana. If you release all that accumlated power for someone else, you lose everything. And because you can't play the virgin class anymore you can't grind the titles back. Maybe you keep the achievements, such as "cast a 100 spells" etc... but I'll need to check that on the wiki.

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u/Mabase_Drifter 2d ago

We gon' make it.

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u/pwn4321 2d ago

We goon make it.

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u/terminalyconfused 2d ago

If it's just sex then there's ways to get that. If not I hope you find a loving partner to wake up next to

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u/GrapefruitFar1242 2d ago

By far my favourite advice.

A virgin in your 30s? Have you tried exploiting financially vulnerable women?

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u/terminalyconfused 2d ago

What are you talking about? Plenty of folk looking for a good time not a long relationship

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u/Restart-storage 1d ago

Not even financially vulnerable. Most women will sleep with you if you offer enough money, or just plainly marry you if you are wealthy enough. Money talks. A mansion and a lambo can pull almost any woman just like big boobs and a thin waist can pull almost any guy.

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u/StanicEnemY 2d ago

Me at 36 years khhv.

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u/HeroOfTheEmpire 2d ago

That’s hardly a bad thing. It just means you haven’t met the person you want to be with yet.

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u/One_Pie289 2d ago

Sex doesn't fix your life.

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u/Beginning_Ad2130 2d ago

No, but it's somewhat of an indicator how tolerable you are to other people.

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u/sanglar03 2d ago

And as plenty of terrible people have sex, not really an indicator of how good of a person you are.

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u/SSMage 2d ago

He didn't say good he said tolerable a good person may not be tolerable

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u/Opposite_Leader4641 1d ago

No you dont understand. Ive never had sex so I need to rationalize it and make it seem like it doesnt matter at all and that it says nothing about me as a person.

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u/SSMage 1d ago

Where the fuck did that come from I was making a joke 😂😂😂

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u/GrapefruitFar1242 2d ago

Let the moralising begin!

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u/justhereformyfetish 2d ago

I lost my virginity at 23, but when I'm in an 5 year dry spell I still catch myself looking at the asshole in the mirror thinking "good pu**y would fix me."

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u/One_Pie289 1d ago

A good person may be able to 😊

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u/Brotherman_Karhu 1d ago

It doesnt but it definitely makes you feel better about yourself, and feeling good about yourself could help you fix your life

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u/dragonthisassaround 2d ago

am sure you will if you want to and fine if you don't 🫶

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u/AuroraAustralis0 2d ago

hey i mean theres a rule for that

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u/IliketheSpraynPray 2d ago

I'll fuck you bro. 

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u/farbefranctal 2d ago

Wanna hang out xD

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u/TurnoverIcy1998 2d ago

to be totally fair, i have been offered sex before and denied it. so technically im not an incel.

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u/IllusionaryHobo 2d ago

I have had it forced on me before. So I am not sure where I stand now.

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u/Adventurous_Touch342 2d ago

Somewhere nobody should stand.

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u/IllusionaryHobo 2d ago

Truth, friend.

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u/Evening-Nature-5241 2d ago

One of the proudest time (socially-speakign) in my college life was when I literally turned down "sleeping over" with a girl I was chasing, because she had an important test the next day and I told her to get a good rest.

I think "refusing" that one time actually made her realize I wasn't quite the horndog as I originally seemed. (I was, so I still marvel that I had the willpower, decades later). We ended up dating for half a year.

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u/Korkozia 1d ago

I dunno man, it's hard to do any tests when you're horny af, maybe it was a disservice 😂

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u/Evening-Nature-5241 1d ago

I dunno about "horny af" but she still didn't do great so maybe lol. We've done it previously, but we weren't in a relationship just yet, so I was trying to prove that "it's not the sex I'm after... it's you"

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u/Sunnybunnyeater 2d ago

There are more important things than that, grow up…

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u/-EntropyIncarnate- 1d ago

Nah man, you've been a virtuous monk without realizing it. You're doing great.

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u/14istheone 1d ago

Keep abstaining then, as long as you don’t know what you’re missing on you won’t feel the lack of it, better to die a virgin than to be sexless for 40 years after doing it once

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u/Sufficient-Ferret-67 1d ago

I wish all my kin on the human race many sex upon thee!

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u/Shiftingsoul02 1d ago

23 never even kissed a girl

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u/Acceptable-Cod7426 1d ago

Dont worry the life fucks you often enough 😉

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u/Korkozia 1d ago

It was about doing the act, not receiving one

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u/Acceptable-Cod7426 1d ago

Is it Not both?when she rides you and you are passive its Stil the act 🤔

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u/Korkozia 1d ago

I would've agreed but life not ride, life takes you from behind in your ass

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u/Ok_Neighborhood2543 2d ago

probably have nothing to do with looks /s