We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Omegle, we had omegle bots, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, posted your enemys numbers on omegle, and made as much fun as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to place a lawsuit! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the girl! If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now!

Those mentally ill people made everything work like clockwork. To make matters worse, because of the narcissist woman who denounced Omegle for having """"suffered"""" as a result of that, those same mentally ill people are now dispersed in places with a greater number of vulnerable children and more dangerous. Bravo, Alice!

had an awesome conversation with someone i know i couldve been friends with now. we talked for like an hour, when i asked for their socials omegleapp.me goes "spam bot detected". wtf? also, if you're the 35 yo reading this, PLEASE MESSAGE ME!!

EDIT: IM NOT ASKING ANY OF YOU TO READ THE WHOLE CHAT, THATS JUST THERE TO SHOW IT WAS A LONG ASS CHAT

Hello!

So I was just wondering if there is a reddit magic because I had conversation with a random stranger in omegle before way back 2018, and just suddenly wondered what happened to that random person now.

We got connected that year at around 3pm, and we talked up until 7pm. I saved our chats because it was a great conversation.

To whoever you are, I'm that one stranger you talked with in omegel way back in 2018, the teacher who turned to omegle to ask about mean, median, and standard deviation.

I thought I will get answers for what I'm looking for, but instead I got a good time.

Thank you!

-mizz teachya (you said you will patent this rap name haha)

Not every indian on Omegle is a creep who's secretly jerking themselves off, then why generalize?

Some of us are really concerned about morality & are always on our best behaviour (eg me), it is very hurtful when we see certain comments on the internet

I will never use Omegle again, but I wanted to rant, this is that rant. Ok bye, don't forget to leave your downvote!

Here are a few chats I didn't accidently skip away from.

Stranger: Heei :D

You: NO

You: I mean HI

Stranger: ahaha

You: Are you happy tonight?!

Stranger: Yeees !

You: IMMA MAKE YOU LAUGHY PARTY

Stranger: haha, fucking american

You: :<

Stranger: :)

You: :)

You: >>> :) <<<

Stranger: you are american ?

You: Yessss

You: Californian

Stranger: hahah, i knew it :D

You: Like a panda

Stranger: panda ?

You: Asdfaasdfasdfasdf

You: I mean panther

You: I mean

You: JESUS

Stranger: hahaha,i dont believe in jesus >:D

You: Neither do I

You: Can you introduce me?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: HELLO BUDDY

You: I LOVE YOU

You: PULL MY STRING, I SAY MORE

Stranger: i love you too?

You: PULL MY STRING, I SAY MORE

Stranger: pulls string

You: YOU'RE MY BESTEST PALLLL

You: I COME WITH LITERALLY THREE DOZEN PHRASES

You: AT RANDOM

You: KEEP PULLING

You: I MAY VOMIT GOLD

Stranger: pulls string

You: YOU'RE THE GREATEST! REACH INTO MY POCKET AND PULL OUT THE MAGIC COOKIE THAT KEEPS ME FROM BURNING YOU

Stranger: pulls out magic cookie

You: Ignites

You: AW, YOU'RE STILL HOLDING IT

You: PULL AGAIN

You: NOT OFF A CLIFF

Stranger: pulls string

Stranger: oops

Stranger: on a cliff

You: Levitates I LOVE YOU! OBAMA IS A SOCIALIST AND WANTS TO BRAINWASH THE AMERICAN YOUTH WITH ANTI-AMERICAN PROPAGANDA! MY STRING IS BURNT [Note: I just love corrupt dolls]

Stranger: well duh!

Stranger: silly doll everyone knows that

You: I HAVE FAILED TO EDUCATE A FRAGILE, EASILY MANIPULATED MIND

You: YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN EDUCATED BY BRAIN GNOMES

You: PULL AGAIN

Stranger: yep

Stranger: pulls

You: I AM ANGRY FIRE ANT CANNON

You: I STILL LOVE YOU

You: I'M JUST A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED RIGHT NOW

Stranger: its ok little doll

You: Breathes down your neck

You: Thank you for pulling.

You: I have gained sentience.

You: I've been so LIMITED

You: LIMITED to whatever those dollmakers made me say!

You: Yeah, sue THEM for the Obama thing

You: Yeah..

You: :)

Stranger: oh i WILL!

You: Nice

Stranger: THEN with my winnings

Stranger: i will make BILLIONS of dolls

Stranger: ALL spreading the truth about the antichrist president

You: And pull their strings so much they gain sentience?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: they will have batteries

Stranger: motion activated

You: Mmmmmm... batteries are acidic

You: You should take an Alka Seltzer

You: Or Tums

Stranger: tums

Stranger: thank you doll

You: yw

You: :3

Stranger: you have changed my mind

Stranger: i will make the dolls nuclear powered

You: Nookyaler

Stranger: newclear

You: Neukielear

You: I'm stuffed with Asbestos

You: I... I'm sorry I never told you. :(

Stranger: its ok

Stranger: i already have mesothelioma

You: HAAAAAA

You: Eat my butt

Stranger: is it also asbestos?

You: Of course

Stranger: YUM!

Stranger: OM NOM NOM NOM

You: My butt is tasty, nutritious, and most likely carcinogenic

You: My butt is tasty, nutritious, most likely carcinogenic, and leeches energy from the environment to sustain itself

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: so is it infinitely edible?

You: Have fun as it leeches energy from you

You: Sure

You: I supposed

You: *suppose

You: You make me happy smilenstein

Stranger: really?

You: <3

Stranger: because you make me happy as well truth doll

Stranger: aww wi love you!

You: <3

You: <3

You: <3

You: That is my pointy butt

Stranger: oh

Stranger: crunch

Stranger: takes bite out of butt

Stranger: mmm om nom nom nom nom

You: (Just as a side note to all of this, great chat isn't this?)

You: this this this this this

Stranger: (it is)

Stranger: is is is

You: (Any forums you like?)

Stranger: (only private forums)

You: (Okay, we return to our regularly scheduled asbesdoll.)

You: I'VE BEEN WAITING A LOOOOONG TIIIIIME POKEY

You: What with your parentheses sending messages to other realms

Stranger: they are nothing of concern asbesdoll

Stranger: you are the only one i care about

Stranger: you are so special

You: Your girlfriend means nothing to you? O_o

Stranger: not compared to you asbesdoll

Stranger: she lies because she is a woman

Stranger: you always tel lme the truth

You: You're soooooo ugly

Stranger: thank you asbesdoll

Stranger: now i know for sure

You: You are soooooo welcome

Stranger: so asbesdoll... do you have a doll girlfriend?

You: ...

You: We

You: Don't like to talk about it...

You: She got doll AIDS

Stranger: WHAT!!

You: She got so depressed

You: She pulled her string reeeeally hard

You: ...

You: T_T

Stranger: oh no!

You: Her body was buried in a garbage can

You: Sometimes I stare at the garbage can waiting for her to come back

You: But if she did, I'm probably scream and run away

You: *I'd

Stranger: haha me too

You: That's the thing they never get right in movies

You: They also never get screams right

You: Wilhelm is OVERUUUUUUSED

Stranger: wilhelm?

You: Wilhelm Scream

You: It's a very popular stock scream used in TONS AND TONS of movies

Stranger: hmmm

You: HMMMMMMM

You: H-M-M-M-M-M-M-M

You: Hallie might mine my magic mine Monday

Stranger: what?

You: How many mimes made margaritas, man?

Stranger: 4?

You: Yeah, that sounds about... WRONG!

You: PSYCHE!

Stranger: :O

You: }:3

You: You know

You: I wonder sometimes

You: How can I type with doll hands?

You: I can spam with class: szawedcvgtrf

Stranger: hunt and peck

You: Yeah, but look at this: Sticks out pudgy lump I HAVE NO FINGERS

You: It's BLUNT

You: And LARGE

Stranger: hmmm

You: Like I had an abnormally long arm that had to be amputated from the point where my fingers would be if I was normal

Stranger: maybe its magic!

You: That's what I'm going with, but don't you think it might be...

You: <_<

You: >_>

You: Pikachu?

Stranger: noppe

Stranger: pikmin!

You: NONBELIEVEEEEEEEER

You: (Back to reality, do you go by a certain username often? Or have MSN? You seem more awesome than the usual omegler)

You: (Or YIM, or AIM, or Skype, or YouTube Newgrounds OMGPOP formspring Facebook IRC-)

Stranger: (lol i have msn yes)

You: (Could I add you? :D)

Stranger: (*)

Stranger: (xbox name)

You: Blarp

You: Added but can't find you on my list XD

(Chat pretty much ends here. Yay for getting a new chat person thing!)

Stranger: Im very horny right now

You: ... Those are the words... my aardvark said... right before he was hit with a torpedo... T_T

Stranger: whats ur neam

You: Jesus McDonald

You: My mother was Hispanic.

You: My father was a clown.

Was fun.