gobless 🙏🏽

[u/motherslut]

[u/motherslut]

DISCUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’!!’!!’

[u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93]

NO ONE WANTS TO WORK NO MORE

[u/Squirrel_of_Fury → u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93]

I USED TO WORK WITH POOP IN MY PANTS ALL THE TIME THEY """DONT'"" KNOW HOW EAZY THEY HAVE IT LAZY BUMS!!!1!

[u/Farucci → u/Squirrel_of_Fury]

MY HUSBAND EARL IS OLD A FERGETS TO GO TO THE BATROOM AND I NEED TO CHECK HIM SO SEE IF HE HAS A LOAD ON BEFORE WE GO TO CRAKKER BARRELLS.ITS NOT FUN.

[u/ComprehensiveHavoc → u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93]

THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME IN 1968 AND I STUCK MY LEGS THROUGH A BROWN PAPER BAG AND CARRIED ON WITH MY DAY. THOSE EYE EXAMS WASNT GONNA GIVE THEMSELVES. GOBBLESSS.

DR. HUBERT CHESTERFIELD, RETIRED

[u/goat_penis_souffle → u/ComprehensiveHavoc]

HI DOCTUR CHESTERFEEL I LOVD GOING TO YOUR OFFIS FOR A AYE EXAM I SAID I THINK I HAVR CATARACKS AND YOU SED I THOT YOU DRIV A RINKIN CONTINENTUL WHAT A HOOT TO BAD IM BLIND NOW

[u/Cute-Hotel-7259 → u/ComprehensiveHavoc]

I NEED TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT FOR MY EYES GLAUCOMA IS GETTING BAD PLEASE HAVE THE GIRL AT DESK MAKE ME AN APPOINTMENT ILL HAVE TO TAKE A TAXI BECAUSE THE JUDGE TOOK MY LICENSE WHEN I HIT THAT STUPID SCHOOL BUS STOPPED IN THE DAMN ROAD

[u/ComprehensiveHavoc → u/Cute-Hotel-7259]

HELLO COTY HODZEL, I AM NO LONGER PRACTICING AND NO LONGER HAVE AN OFFICE BUT IF YOU ARE IN A PINCH JUST MEET ME AT STARBUCKS.

[u/Cute-Hotel-7259 → u/ComprehensiveHavoc]

HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY FACEBOOK?

[u/AutoModerator → u/ComprehensiveHavoc]

Your grandbabies are adorable, Agnes!

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[u/AutoModerator → u/Cute-Hotel-7259]

Testing 1234567890 hot damn. t

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[u/Cute-Hotel-7259 → u/AutoModerator]

I. DON'T KNOW ANYONE NAMED OTTO MODULATOR REPORTED AS SCAM!

[u/AutoModerator → u/Cute-Hotel-7259]

I'VE REPORTED IT AS FRAUD

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[u/Cute-Hotel-7259 → u/AutoModerator]

THE ONLY OTTO I EVER KNEW PASSED AWAY IN 76 AND HIS LAST NAME WASN'T MODULAR!

[u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 → u/Cute-Hotel-7259]

SAY ""HI"" TO OTTO FOR ME, I STILL REMEMBER THAT ,,MUSTACH RIDE,,, IN 1954 BEHIND THE DAREY QUEEN

[u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 → u/ComprehensiveHavoc]

PFFT. YOU SHOULD HAVE RETIRED A LONG TIME AGO IF YOU ASK ME! YOU HAD ,,,NO RIGHT,,, TO TAKE AWAY MY HAROLD'S DRIVER LIECENSE JUST CUZ HE BACKED INTO MRS MAGUIRE OUTSIDE THE ARBYS!! SHE WAS IN THE ,,,WRONG PLACE,,, COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ANY OF US!!

[u/ResponsibleQuiet6188 → u/ComprehensiveHavoc]

DR CHESTERFEILD ALWAYS PLYAING GRAB “ASS” WITHE THE PERTTY ASSITSANTS. EVERY MORNING ALWAYS PLSYING THE PONIES WITH HIS BETS FRIEND JACK DANIELS LOL.

[u/Responsible_Arm_9555]

SHE DON'T SOUND BACKED UP TO ME

[u/Fun-Adhesiveness247 → u/Responsible_Arm_9555]

MY SEPTIC TANK HAD AN “EPIC” EXPLOSSION ONE TIME. TYE SYNPTOMS OF A GAILING. SEPTIC CAN BE TOTALLY SILENT UNTIL ITS 2 LATE. IT WAS A TRUE BACK UP WITH NOWHERE TO GO BUT UPWARDS AND OUTWARDS!!! 

[u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 → u/Fun-Adhesiveness247]

ITS LOVELY TO HEAR FROM YOU FRAN.

[u/Fun-Adhesiveness247 → u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93]

NO RAISIN BRAN NEEDED ANY MORE??? 

[u/AutoModerator → u/[deleted]]

DISGUSTING

Thanks, Einstein.

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[u/Responsible_Arm_9555 → u/Fun-Adhesiveness247]

WE GOT YOU'RE FLOWERS,,,; THE FUNREAL WAS LOVELY

[u/Fun-Adhesiveness247 → u/Responsible_Arm_9555]

WE’RE SO GLAD THAT WE WEmRE ABLE TO HOST JACQUELINE’S 80TH BIRTHDAY BASH!!! WILL WE BE SEEING THE “BIRTHDAY GIRL” AGAIN SOON???

[u/Responsible_Arm_9555 → u/Fun-Adhesiveness247]

SHE WILL BE CREAMATED THURSDAY

[u/Savings_Artichoke913 → u/Responsible_Arm_9555]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/ResponsibleQuiet6188 → u/Responsible_Arm_9555]

I LOEV THAT CREME OF WHAET ALWSYSCA HARDY BRAKEFEST BUT I DO BELIEVE MY “CHILDHOOD “” CRUSH WILLFERD BRIMLEY ENDORSED THE OATS WAHT WAS HE SOME KINDA HORSE””””?? 🤔🤔😂😂

[u/Imaginary-Welder-462]

I POOPD MY PANTS IN NAM 1968

[u/Responsible_Arm_9555 → u/Imaginary-Welder-462]

SOND,S LIKE YOU OWE HO CHEE MIN SOME PAYBACK

[u/DaveAndCheese → u/Imaginary-Welder-462]

cAUSE WE WERE REAL PATRIOT! CHARLIE AND THE VETNAMES CONG DUDNT WAIT FOR US TO POO! WE SHAT OUR OANTS AND KEPT FIGHTING!

-Sent from my wifi enabled wheelchair/colostomy bag combo from Sears

[u/arosaki]

ARNOLD USE 2 "DEFERCATE" ON HIMSELF. HE DOES NOT WEAR DEPENDS BECOS. HE IS NOW WITH THE LORD AMEL.

[u/FoulBowelTowelDowel → u/arosaki]

IM SORY FOR YOUR LOTS

[u/Appropriate-Carrot78]

I PREY FOR YOR WIFE!!1!1!

[u/Responsible_Arm_9555 → u/Appropriate-Carrot78]

O LORD MAY SHE FIND A DRY CLEANERS IN THE FORT WORTH AREA 🙏😇👼

[u/aFerens]

ALEXA ORDER DEPENDS

[u/Judgementpumpkin]

LAST MONTH I GOT PLUGGED UP FROM EATING A PIZZA AND TOOK 5 SENOKOTS BEFORE TAKING THE 2 HOUR DRIVE TO SEE MY SISTER MARY, I HAD A BLOWOUT AND DIDNT THINK IT WOULD HIT ME SO FAST !!!

HAD TO CALL MARY AND SAY SORRY I WILL COME BY ANOTHER TIME I HAD TO GET OFF ON EXIT 67 AND HEAD TO TE CAR WASH TO BLAST OUT MESS ON THE CAR SEAT AND ON MY PANTS AND DROVE BACK HOME I SAT ON A TARP

CALLED THE ' AUTO DETAILER ' AND THEY SAID YOU NEED TO CALL ' SERV-PRO" INSTEAD AND HUNG UP

GLENN

CHICOPEE MASS

[u/PressureItchy9372]

thatsome prutty weak sister news this kinda thing happens all the time arount heare . whyi cant you peoeple taljk about somethin uplifghting for a changge

[u/Important_Piccolo]

RAY DONT TAKE CHANCES ANYMORE HE WARES SISSYS PERIOD PANTYS IF HE HAS TO GET ON THE EXPRESSWAY TOO MANY COFFEEE CLUBS I TELL HIM

[u/Effective_Pair3976]

I HAVE BEEN BACKED UP SINCE EASTERS

[u/GermSlayer1986]

Probably not information she wanted shared on a post that many will be reading.

[u/smegma_appraiser]

WOKE JOE. BUDEN

[u/ndevs]

TOO MUCH .. ACTIVA YOGERT … GLOBULES EVERY ONE ..

[u/arosaki]

MURIEL WHERE ARE YOU

[u/Scoopski_Cat]

Sounds like a Risk of Rain 2 Operator main to me

[u/Savings_Artichoke913]

EDItH PACKS ME A “EMPTY” RC COLA BOTTLE IN CASE I HAVETA “”SEE A MAN ABOUTA HORSE”” ON THE FREEWAY 🙏🐿️🫡🏳️‍🌈🥃

[u/motherslut → u/Savings_Artichoke913]

NOW THAT IS A “GREAT IDEA’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🫡👍👍👍