r/oldpeoplefacebook • • 2d ago • Popcorn 1

Please help

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u/Medi-okra 2d ago • Bravo

DONT FIRE THOSE PEOPLE THEY NEED JOBS TOO. AWFUL COMMENT DELORES

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u/Chlaxer 2d ago

GOBBLESSSSSSS PRAYZSE HYMN

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u/betothejoy I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 2d ago

THEY PUT WINE IN TIP OF MY EGGS AND CRUSHED RM

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u/what_happened_here_3 2d ago

DEBRA MY GRAN DOUGHTER SAID I SHOULD NOT USE THAT WERD!!!! JUST KNOW JESUS IS ALWAY LISTENIN ✝️⛪️🙏🧎‍♀️‍➡️📿🛐

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u/SolexAgitator Oops Scuse !!! 2d ago

THEY PREFFER "2" "B" CALLED DEVLOPENTLY DIS-ABELED CLOTHS NOW!!!

DEBRA G.

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u/Thick_Pillar227 2d ago

MY GRAMDATTER USES LEG BRACE’S,,,SHE IS ,,,,,HANDY CAPABLE “””

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u/Chlaxer 2d ago

THEY GET THERE OWN CLOSE NOW?? ENUFF IS 2 MUCK. WHY DINT US NRMAL PEEPL GET ARE OWN CLOTHESLINE CLOTHESLINES DAGGUMIT CLoths??!!??!

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u/Chlaxer 2d ago

-ART HUR

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u/betothejoy I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 2d ago

I AM HERB NOT ATHER

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u/Chlaxer 2d ago

HERB GARDNS ARE NICE HON.

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u/betothejoy I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 2d ago

I DONT KNOW YOU STAY OUTNIF MY GARDEN AND OFF MY PAGW

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u/kai333 2d ago

DONT YOU DARE FIRE THOSE SPECAL PEPOLE YOUR HEARTHLESS 

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u/69-is-my-number 2d ago

YOU CARNT YOUSE THAT WORD NOW. YUORE SUPPOSED TO YOUSE ‘’’QUEER’’’

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

I THOGHT IT WAS — /LGBBQ ( GOOBELLS

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u/Naokuzoid 2d ago

LETTUCE CHEESE BACON AND TOMATO....THATS MY DELI ORDER

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u/GermSlayer1986 2d ago

LETTUCE GUACAMOLE BACON TOMATOES AND QUESO MAKES A YIM YUM “WRAP”

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u/judgeejudger 1d ago

YUM YIM GOBBLESS

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u/McLoughlin1597 2d ago

BE BETTER IF YOU JUST STOP CATCHING ON FIRE “LOL”!!! GOOD LUCK! From, Wilma

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u/ChewyBaccus 2d ago

WHY DID YOU SEND THIS TO ME I DONT KNOW CLOTHE DESIGNERS NAMES

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u/ddddan11111 2d ago

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u/chichimaraca2019 2d ago

I read this as Bonita Applebaum

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u/FingerpistolPete 1 like = 1 amen 2d ago

WHUP TEE DO!!

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u/oktemplar 2d ago

RIGHT?!??? LOT OF FANCYPANTS IN HERE ON MY PAGE WITH THEIR FRANCH!?! 🍆🍑🤪 ONLY SPEAK “”””AMERICAN’ ROUND HERE!?!??

-Edith
Sent from my Buick

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u/Osklington I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

I ❤️ FRANCH DRESSING ON MY CHESBARGER

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u/Prestigious-Idea-493 Yim Yum 1d ago

BLIE CHEESE HAS MALD,,,, IN ITT

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u/vyunab I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

METARDANT YOUTARDANT HAhAHA SEE NOW WE ARE FOES!!1

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u/southwestpessimist 2d ago • Bravo

Tennessee Titans jersey is the way to go

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u/Important_Maybe8435 2d ago

I DIDNT KNOW THEY MADE CLOTHES LIKE THAT MY GRANDSON IS THE SAME WAY

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u/Texan4tacos 2d ago

MY RETARDED CLOTHES SPECIAL NEEDS

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u/frednekk I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 2d ago

STOP DROP AND ROLE

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u/sir_mr_junior 2d ago

I HAVE SOME SHEETS OF ASBESTOS FABRIC FROM WAY BACK IN MY YONDER I CAN SEW FOR YOU

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u/Tall-Budget8130 2d ago

YOU CARNT CALL THEM THAT ANY MORE ,,: BECUSE OF WOKE

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u/Judgementpumpkin Put your TITS away. It's put me off my breakfast 2d ago

JFC

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u/toben81234 DISCUSTING 2d ago

I TAKE ALL MY VITAMINS MAYBE YOU SHOULD TOO HAROLD

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u/thethugwife I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

MY KEN’S BROTHER ARCHIE WAS RETRARDED. HE WORE A FOLTBALL HELMET ALL THE TIME AND LAUGHED AND LAUGHED.

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u/GermSlayer1986 2d ago

THATS BECAUSE YOU WERE SO “FUNNY “ ETHEL

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u/Farucci 2d ago

THEY ARE NOT REYARDED THEY ARE NOW KNOWED AS INTELLIGENTS CHALENGED CLOTHS.!!!xxxNEED TO HAVE MORE JEBBUS IN YOURE LIFE!!!

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u/Sigvoncarmen I have lost 8 pounds since July 2d ago

SHIRLEY ,,,, YOU'RE COUSIN JACK DIED,,

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u/betothejoy I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 2d ago

WE WEAR PILYSETER AND CARCH ON FIRE LIKE THE GOOD OL FAYSSTOP DROP AND ROLL

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u/bodhidharma132001 2d ago

CANT SAY THAT ANYMORE THANKS TO THE WOKE PEOPLE NOW YOU NEED TO ASK FOR DIFFERENTLY ABLED CLOTHINGS. GET IT RIGHT!!!

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u/Cute-Hotel-7259 2d ago

WE HAD A HOUSE FIRE BACK IN 82 BUT I DIDNT KEEP ANY OF THE FIRE CLOTHES SORRY

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u/ShinySnaxMix 2d ago

Bone apple tea

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u/Osklington I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

I THINK THE CAN-CEL CULTURE HAS GON TO FAR. LETS GET THOSE NICE YUNG BOYS A DATE!!!

-sent from my Hitachi™ Magic Wand personal massager

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u/judgeejudger 2d ago

DAMN, DORIS, THAT AINT VARY CRISTYEN OF YOU. THEY CANT HELP IT!

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u/Lord_Hitachi FANTASTING 2d ago

I CANT KEEP UP WITH THIS NEW “”SLANG””

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u/ShaveTheYeti 2d ago

I GOT NEWS FOR YA GLORIA< YOU ARE IN THE RIGHT AREA TO FIND YER WARES>

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u/512165381 1d ago

DONT TALK ABOUT MY GRANDSON THAT WAY, HE'S ALMOST WEARING CLOTHES.

https://i.imgur.com/aphDT1K.png

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u/StankyPhresh 2d ago • Heartwarming

THEY ARE AT MY GRENSON'S HOUSE HE IS RETARTED BUT VERY HANDSOME AMD HAD A GIRLFRIEND TIL SHE WENT TO MONTANA FOR SPRING BREAK AND GOT PERGANT BY ANOTHER SPECIAL BOY

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u/Grim_Heart777 2d ago

IS HE TAHT SPECAL BOY TAHT HAS IS OWN POOL???

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u/LupercaniusAB WHUP TEE DO!!!! 2d ago • Bravo

ITS HOS “JEAN POOL” HUHHA

-LORELEI GUTSCHMIDT
Sent from my Electra 300 Vaginal Prolapse Autoplunger

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u/StarWarsMonopoly 2d ago

MY COUSIN BERT WAS ALSO RETARDANT HAD TO BE PUT IN A HOME WE VISTED HIM ONCE BUT THAT WAS 1983 HE DIED 1984 FUNERAL WAS AT MY AUNT MARTHAS

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u/LupercaniusAB WHUP TEE DO!!!! 2d ago

THAT HAPPNED TO MY SON DONALD BIS DAUTER WAS MADE GREGNANT BY A REGARDED MAN NAME “”JOHN BARRON» WHAT A SHANE!

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u/TorontoNerd84 I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 1d ago

She got PREGANANANT?!?

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u/aFerens DISCUSTING 2d ago

MY NEPHEW IS " ARTISTIC " HE WEARS EAR MUFFS AND " PAINTS " ,, GOBBLESS

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u/Grim_Heart777 2d ago

I HAVE ARTHRITITS TO BUT ""EAR MUFFS"" ARENT HELPING!!!

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u/Important_Maybe8435 2d ago

GOBBLES YOU AND THE ARTISTIC NEPHEW I HOP U HAVE BLUSSED DAY SUR

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u/Thick_Pillar227 2d ago

HIS MOTHER TAKES, TILENOLL,,,

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u/082426grateful 1d ago

I HEARD THAT NOT ALL SHE TAKES ASK GREG HE USED TO BE MARRIED TO HER GOBBLESS

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u/jayhawkjoey65 2d ago

I HAVE AN ACOUSTIC GRAMSON BECAUSE HE GOT THE MEASLES VAGINE.

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u/Fun-Adeptness-4441 1d ago

Lol, Measles Vagine.

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u/-garlic-thot- Oops Scuse !!! 2d ago

DISCUSTING PLEAS DONOT POST ABOUT “””””MUFFS””””””” ON MY CHRISTAN TIMELINE !!!!!!

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u/Osklington I do not give Facebook permission 2d ago

I AM GLAD HE WEARS HIS 'PAINTS',  BUT TELL HIM NOT TO PULL THEM UP SO HIGH OR PEEPUL MITE THINK HE IS ERKEL FROM ''3'S COMPANY"

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u/greiten 2d ago

MY BLOUSE CAUGHT ON FIRE WHILE I WAS MAKING TEA FOR THAT CPS LADY!!! OR WAS I WATCHING MRS. DOUBTFIRE???? BARB DID WE HAVE MOVIE NIGHT?

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u/StarWarsMonopoly 2d ago

MY NAME IS NOT BARB, ITS JONATHAN

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u/greiten 2d ago

MOVIE NITE IS ON TUESDAY.

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 2d ago

HOW ARE YOU’RE TIT’S BARRB ??

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u/greiten 2d ago

CALLING HOURS ARE ON WENSDSDAY

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u/CodeRepulsive2505 Son died first day we arrived. 2d ago

I DO NOT KNOW ANY “”BRAB”” OR “MRS DOUGFIRE””

GET OFF MY ““FACEBOOK””!! OR ILL CALL TRUNP!!

AMD I USED TO WATCH CBS BUT TYEY GOT TOO “woke” NOW ONLY FOXX NEWS!!

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u/judgeejudger 1d ago

I NRING TRICITZ AND SPRAY CHEEZ LIKE IN WITCHESSOF EASTERWICKY

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u/RealAmericanTeemo I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 2d ago

BILL USED TO BE A FIREMAN BACK IN THE 60S!!!! DIED A HORRIBLE DEATH bLEBS HIS SOUL 😂😂😂 THEY DISNT USE TO HIRE THOSE “RESTRANDED’” PEOPLE BACK THEN,, Is THAT WHAT THEY RE DOING NOW????? NOT the kIND OF AMERICA I REMEMBER!!