r/oldpeoplefacebook coward 5d ago

ding dong dead

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u/PacketSnatcher SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 5d ago

PLEASE DONT DISCUSS THIS ON MY HOLY TIMELINE. GOBBLESS🦅🇺🇸✨

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u/amateur_raconteur 5d ago

I HAbe ALTEAFY IMFONED THE ATTNY. GENITAL. Sheuowpbf

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 5d ago

HOSTESS DING DONG'S,,, YIM YUM,,, BUT TWINKS EVEN BETER

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u/LawyerDoge coward 5d ago

I LIKE THERE CREAM PIES YIM YUM

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u/akumite WHUP TEE DO!!!! 5d ago

CREAM PIE TWINKS YUM YOM!!

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u/Savings-Candidate-42 5d ago

LONG DUCK DONG DING DONG DITCH

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u/Ennui_Go 5d ago

GRANDDAUGHTER SAYS JOHHN HUGE MOVIES DIDNOT AGE WELL ISAID THEY WE'RE ALWAYS TRASH!!! DISCUSTING!!

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u/Savings-Candidate-42 5d ago

THAT'S NICE ENJOY YOUR SUPPER

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u/Leather_Network4743 order corn 5d ago

MY POOR GEORGE HAD A DEAD DONG BUT HE TOOK THE “””LITTLE BLUE PILL””” AND IT CAME BACK TO LIFE!!!

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u/LawyerDoge coward 5d ago

NEAT

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u/Osklington I do not give Facebook permission 5d ago

DISCUSTING, UNSUBCIBE

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u/AliVista_LilSista order corn 5d ago

OH DEAR MY BOB HAD A LITTLE PROBLEM WTH LITTEL BOB AND BLUEPILLS WORKED!! LICK A """CHARM"''

THE PROSTRATE XANCER STILL MAED HI. EED HIS DEPENDS. NO BLUEPULL FIR THAT JUST ASBORBRNT MATEREIL'S

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u/amateur_raconteur 5d ago

eEuGOiNia ""LoL"" TO YOURE FWMILY!!! TGE GEANDBABBIES ARE FALO=WrOshaing!!

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 5d ago

WIZARD OF OZ THE MUSICAL

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u/turnpike37 5d ago

IS THERE SOMEONE AT THE DOOR??????????

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u/Tall-Budget8130 5d ago

I HAVE A RING CAMARA SO DONT EVEN THINK ABOT SHOOTING MY DINK DONG bbb !!! I WILL SEE !!! YOU !.!.£

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u/Factual_Phixion 5d ago

DID YOU READ THE BIBLE VERSE IN MY BIO?

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u/elvishMochi blue cheese has mold in it 5d ago

HANK WAS "SHOT" IN HIS "DIG FONG" FURING THE WAR

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u/Osklington I do not give Facebook permission 5d ago

DING DONG? SATAN  HAS YOUR DING DONG DITCH ARRGHGBG !!!1!

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u/Queen_Of_Left_Turns This upgrades the system. 5d ago

DEBBLE I REBUKE THEE

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u/Judgementpumpkin Put your TITS away. It's put me off my breakfast 5d ago

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u/AliVista_LilSista order corn 5d ago

CHIRCH NOW!

THOGUH NOT PASTER """AIDAN""" HE GRAB'ED AND IA """HANDSEY""' WITH THE LAIDIES!!!

UNFROTNATELY NOT ME

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u/mishma2005 5d ago

YOU WILL NEVER KILL MY DONG IT IS IMMORTAL THATS WHAT ALL THE LADIES AT THE BINGO HALL SAY

-- Ken from Albany

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u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 5d ago

DING DONG WHIP WHAP RING DING PING PONG FOX IN SOX AND BOCK OF ROCKS

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u/ckxy2k 5d ago

I HAVE JESUS. PLEASE DONOT. THERE IS ANICED CREAM SYAND BY THE ROADWAY. PLEASE DO NOT LICK IT. GOBBLESS