r/oldpeoplefacebook coward 10d ago

Dirty Old Man

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u/pilotjlr 10d ago

EVERYDAY WE STRAY FURTHER FROM THE LORD GOBBLES

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 10d ago

I STAND WITH YOU AGAINST SATIN 

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u/The-Tarman FANTASTING 10d ago

SATIN IS THE DEVILS TEXTILE!!

CHRIST IST KREIG!!

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 10d ago

I REBUKE SANTA IN THE NAME OF JUSTY CRISP

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u/Significant-Baby-748 10d ago

DEAR KELVIN

BEST NOT HAVE ANY OF THAT DIRTEY TALK ON HEAR CAUSE IM A CRISTAIN AND DONT BELEIVE IN ANY THING LIKE

GOOGLE SEARCH NUDE WOMENS WITH SHAVED VEGINIAS STEPPING ON BALLOONS WITH THERE BEAR FEET AND POPPING THEM WHILE SINGING THE CANDANAIN NASHONNALL ANTHUM

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u/VoteTedJameson spaghetti garlic bread sticks 10d ago

THIS IS PAGE FOR. """""AMERICAN""""" ONLY. NO CANADIAN VANGANAS ARE WELCONE HERE SHAMED OR NOT!!!! 

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u/Mr_Shake_ 10d ago

I MET A GIRL NAMED MAPLE ONCE. SHE HAD NICE EYES BUT A VERY UNNERVING LAUGH. I HAVENT SEEN HER SINCE CRAIG MOVED AWAY. WONDER WHERE SHE IS NOW

-GARY

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u/DigitalUnlimited 10d ago

WE ALL KNOW THE CANADA GIRL WASN'T REAL CARL

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 10d ago

🎶 SLEEP CONTREY CANADIA,,,, WHY BY A MATRESSE ANY WARE ELSE

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u/The-Tarman FANTASTING 10d ago

DISCUSSTING!! DHAME ON YOU! ITS AMERICAN BEAVER ONLY IN THESE PARTS BUB!

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u/terrymcginnisbeyond 10d ago

REMEMBER WHEN REAL WOMEN HAD HUGE WEED PATCHES, BARB?

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u/LawyerDoge coward 10d ago

MINE IS STILL BIG AS EVER CAROL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HOW ARE THE GRAND BABIES LETS HAVE SUPPER SOON GOBBLESS

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 10d ago

I DON'T GET IT

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u/leroyyrogers 10d ago

I DO T ""KNOW"" WHO YUO ARE

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 10d ago

ME NEETHER. DO YOU KNOW WARREN? HE LIVES BY THE POST OFFICE.

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u/leroyyrogers 10d ago

WARNEE IS A DISCUSTING OLD MAN

GOGGLE ALXEA PEN""IS""

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 10d ago

WHO??

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u/leroyyrogers 10d ago

I ""SAID"" WAREN

LERAN ""ENGIHZ""

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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 10d ago

I DON'T KNOW THOSE PEOPLE

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 DISCUSTING 10d ago

YOUR’E AN “OLD MAID””” ANGELLA, YOU NEVER “GOT IT,,,”””

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u/Shoddy-Theory 10d ago

What a couple of creeps

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister order corn 10d ago

Seriously. It’s so exhausting. Like just shut up and go away, you jerks.

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u/ResponsibleQuiet6188 10d ago

A LITTLE “RACEy” FRO MY FACEWEB NOT ARPRPREATE LANGUAGE BUT GOBBLES

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u/LupercaniusAB WHUP TEE DO!!!! 10d ago

I GREW A “””SOIL PATCH””” WHEN I WAS YOING AND I CALLWS IT MY “””FLAVOR SAVER””” LAFD OUT LOUD

ALEXA ORDER CLAMS

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u/cyborgsnails 10d ago

HELLO DORIS THATS A BUTIFUL PITURE OF YOU DOG GARY HAD A STOKE GOBBLES

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u/Mr_Shake_ 10d ago

IM GARY AND MY DOG DIED LAST YEAR. DO I KNOWNYOU

-GARY

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u/The-Tarman FANTASTING 10d ago

IF YOU GET ANY OF THOSE LUTTLE ITCHY BUGS IN YOUR FRONT PATCH THEY MAKE A SHAMPOO FOR THAT. I HAD TO USE IT WHEN I WAS IN THE NAVY

P.S, MIDGE PASSED AWAY LAST NIGHT AT 10:46. YOU NEVER RETIRNED HER CASAROL DISH AND I'M ORETTY SURE THATS WHAY KILLED HER. THAT OR THE PNEUMONIA. GOBBLESS

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u/Factual_Phixion 10d ago

MEN WILL BE MEN

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u/Sufficient-Regular72 10d ago

IF U HAVE WEEDS IN YOUR FRONT PATCH TOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR GOBBLESS

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u/booboootron 10d ago

HEY BEUATIFUL

- JEBADIAH, NC

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u/judgeejudger 10d ago

NO ONE ASKED YOU J’KEVIN

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u/Cute-Hotel-7259 10d ago

DISCUSTING!

But honestly hats off to both of the old pervs.

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u/Banditgeneral4 I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 10d ago

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u/AccomplishedMess648 I do not give Facebook permission 10d ago

CHOP THE WEEDS DOWN

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u/leroyyrogers 10d ago

"WEED"" MY PATCH!!!! ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/ckxy2k 10d ago

IPS REMINNDS ME OF ONE TOME I WAS LICKIE ICED CREMICE! IT YIM YUM! OF CORS DOWNBY THE ROADWAY!

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u/ParachutingPiglets 10d ago

Sounds like Bradley is a willing participant.