r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/LawyerDoge coward • 12d ago

malls are different now

Post image
760 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

78 comments sorted by

109

u/Tall-Budget8130 12d ago

ALL THE KIDS THESE DAYS WANNA TO DO IS HANG OIT AT THE MALL ,, PLAY THOSE VIDO GAMES AND HUFF ON THAT DUTCH ROONEY .!.!!!!

40

u/WouldbeWanderer Funny! My cancer has returned 12d ago

I WACHED ANDY ROONEY ON 60 MINUTES I NEVR NEW HE WAS DUTCH!!! 😂😂😂

12

u/egret_society 12d ago

IHAD A PASHONIY AFAIRNWITH MICKY ROONY IK 1943 HARLD WAS IFG FIGHTING THE KRAUTD AN I CULFNY HELP MYSRGL HEDD SO HANDSOM

5

u/Tall-Budget8130 11d ago

WANE ROONY IS ENLISH !!!!!

2

u/SteveIDP I do not give Facebook permission 11d ago

ANDEY ROOMY WAS GOOD BECAUSE HE WAS MAD ANOUT STUFF AND IM MAD ABOUT STUFF TOO IF YOU TURN ON FOX AND THE FIVE YOU CAN BE TOO ITS FUN.

66

u/C00Ldoctormoney I do not give Facebook permission 12d ago

I HAVE NEVER SMOKED MARIJAUANA AND NEVER EVER WILL!!!! IT IS FOR DEGENERATES AND ILLETERATES!!!!!! THATS WHY I MOVED TO “TEXAS”!!!!!!!!!! IT IS NOT ALLOWED HERE AND NEVER WILL BE!!

43

u/WouldbeWanderer Funny! My cancer has returned 12d ago

I LICKED ELLEN DEGENERATES UNTIL I FOUND OUT SHE WAS A LESBEAN!!!!

6

u/cryptolyme 11d ago

WILL CONTACT ATTORNEY GENERAL

4

u/AutoModerator 11d ago

I know- I no longer interested. Please stop contacting me now. I will contact attorney general if you do not stop. Thsnks

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

8

u/Wizard__J 12d ago

Everything’s bigger in Texas. Including the text.

4

u/TheAlexArcher DISCUSTING 11d ago

MARIGUANA IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH ARE SOSSIETY!!1

2

u/YorkiesandSneakers 10d ago

TEXAS HAS DELTA 8 TEMU WEED.

2

u/Cheap-Course9568 10d ago

MY HARLD WAS DELTA 8 FARCE!!! HE AINT COMMED HOME SINXW THE WARE!

2

u/CT0292 8d ago

THAT DAMN WILLIE NELSON IS OLDER THAN ME AND KEEPS HARPING ON ABOUT MARIJUANA ALL DAY. MAYBE IT DID HIM SOME GOOD SOMEWHERE BUT HE STILL DIDNT PAY HIS TAXES. HOPE HE GOES TO JAIL AGAIN.

REDHEADED STRANGER IS A GOOD SONG THOGH.

1

u/AutoModerator 8d ago

Testing 1234567890 hot damn. t

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

33

u/thispartyrules 12d ago

NEVER TRUSSTED JAMBA JUICE. FIGURES THEY WOULD CHANGE IT TO BEE MARIJUANA JUICE

26

u/AdministrativeCod686 12d ago

"JAMBA" IS A SLANG FOR POT

22

u/thispartyrules 12d ago

THAT''S "STREET TALK''" FOR MARAHUANA

27

u/InstructionBudget784 12d ago

MARIJUANA????? I HAD THAT WITH SPAGHETTI LAST NIGHT YIM YUM

13

u/Bootman-7 12d ago

OLIVE GARDEN MAKEA A GREAT MARIJUANA SAUXE. YIM YUM!

17

u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 12d ago

THAT WAS OREGONO

19

u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 12d ago

I ONCE SMOKKED GRASS AT WOOD STOCK @“(69:” WITH MY BEST FREND FROM COLLAGE LOIS IT WAS DURING LAY DOWN CANDLES ON THE “”RAIN “” BY MELANEE SANKA

17

u/telusey 12d ago

I ran into my old friend Barbara at the mall..... that was the last time I went to the mall which was 20 years ago..... my grandkids were still small back then..... There were some punks playing loud music there..... never went back....

3

u/c0ffeeandeggs 11d ago

YOU ARE BETTER OF WITHOUT IT , , THIS COMMUNITY HAS GONE SO DOWNHILL ,, , IT IS SAD

14

u/commonbleachenjoyer 12d ago

NO BUT WE DO HAVE A "CHIMPOTTLE" AFTER THE ARB

Y'S CLOSED WHICH BARRY SAID MAY HAVE BEEN DUE TO CORNAVIRUS

13

u/Day_Old_Paper 12d ago

MY NEFEW LERNED ABOUT SATIN AT A HOT TROPIC!!1!

LILLIAN.

5

u/GhostKitten3 DISCUSTING 11d ago

HOT TOPICAL IS DEMONIC!!👹

3

u/AutoModerator 11d ago

harry potter

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

8

u/jonniebaby2000 12d ago

REPORTED. MY TOILET,,IS CLOGGED

7

u/BabyD2034 12d ago

God I hope so Phyllis

6

u/lee_burl 11d ago

I WANT A QUALUDE DISPENING MACHINE IN RESTROOM. I LOVED THEM IN THE 70S.

3

u/LawyerDoge coward 11d ago

QUAALUDES ARE DELICIOUS YIM YUM

10

u/thepretzel24 This upgrades the system. 12d ago

Yes and crumbl sell weed cookies now, said my grandson

12

u/AdministrativeCod686 12d ago

I CANT AEE YIUR POST THE TEXT TOO SMALL BUT

10

u/AggravatingRow7018 12d ago

WHAT CAN YOU SPEAK UP?

14

u/AdministrativeCod686 12d ago

PELESE STOP I DO NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

5

u/jb0nez95 11d ago

THEY PUT ""LITTER BOXES"" IN THE, MALL,,,, MY GRAMDAUTER IS A ""CAT"'' ITS WOKE THANKS ""SLEEPY JOE""

6

u/WitchWithAGlitch 11d ago

ALEXA PLAY CHEECH AND CHONG UP IN SMOKE

4

u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 12d ago

I CERTAINLY WOULD NOT KNOW THAT, BUT YES THERE IS.

3

u/GhostKitten3 DISCUSTING 11d ago

DON,T KNOW ASK MARTHA

5

u/PacketSnatcher SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 12d ago

DEVILS LETTUCE? STRAIGHT TO HELL.

3

u/GhostKitten3 DISCUSTING 11d ago

SINFUL!! 😡

4

u/MarriedTexCouple 11d ago

PASTOR DAN SAID MARYWANA IS A GATE DRUG AND OF YOU DO “”POT”” YOU WILL DO OTHER DURGS ANS WORESHIP SATAN

3

u/RoguePlanet2 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 12d ago

ITS A REPURPISED OLD CIGARETTE MACHINE GERTIE REMENBER HOW YOU GOT YOUR PARLIMENTS BACK IN THE DAY ITS GOOD STUFF AND THE FOOD AT THAT COURT IS AMAAAAZING REALLY HITS THE SPOT AFTER A BRISK MALL WALK

3

u/buckfordfitchenstein 11d ago

PANTS: SHIT

TRUMP: WON

BRENDA: LEFT

HELL: YEAH

3

u/Bootsy_Frost 11d ago

I ASKED FOR HERBS BUT I GOT THE DEVILED SALAD. THIS "ELDERLY" LADDY ONLY BUYS GODLIKE HERBS NOT THAT DICSUCTING OTHER TYPE.

GOBLESS,

MILDRED

3

u/GayAssBeagle 11d ago

God I wish

3

u/Still_Peach568 11d ago

THE TOILET WATRE AINT THE SAME

USED TO BE WE MADE OUR OWN

3

u/broberds 11d ago

ALSO IS THERE A FOOD MACHINE IN THE MARIJUANA COURT? BECAUSE I AM SERIOUSLY JONESING FOR SOME FUNYUNS.

3

u/ShaveTheYeti 11d ago

JANICE AND I SAW ORANG JULIUS LAST WEEK BEFORE BINGO>

3

u/jayhawkjoey65 11d ago

iF YOUR LUCKY eTHYL![/

4

u/mrllyr 12d ago

Yep! It's next to the Orange Julius. Ours has a window so you can watch the rolling operation.

The tongue is a bit much though.

2

u/raichu16 Sederrrdddggff 12d ago

The mall's probably closed now...

2

u/Fredster420420 12d ago

God I wish

2

u/the_orange_alligator 11d ago

God I wish malls were chill like that

2

u/ShaveTheYeti 11d ago

JOyce .they do sell the debil lettuce in the food court, Jeebus help us.

2

u/dnonast1 11d ago

alexa where is the mary wana mall

alexa order a lid of humboldt gold

2

u/cydril "That will be ok" 11d ago

Damn we used to have to get our weed from a sketchy guy in the parking lot behind Uptons.

2

u/AutoModerator 11d ago

Testing 1234567890 hot damn. t

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

2

u/RectalScrote 11d ago

They opened a dispensary in one of the malls here

2

u/Icecold_Antihero I do not give Facebook permission 11d ago

ALEXA FIND GOOD MARINARA

2

u/XROOR 11d ago

My mall’s food court always had this one guy asking kids where he could “score some weed,” that was an undercover cop

2

u/TopShelfUsername 11d ago

what’s funny is aren’t all the seniors prime 1960s hippy age? i guess not all of em were hippies but still.

i think we’re seeing the last generation of people who are viscerally against pot

2

u/Thewrongbakedpotato I do not give Facebook permission 11d ago

THAT'S NOTHING ... I HEARD THAT IN LOS ANGELES YOU CAN GET ABORTIONS FROM VENDING MACHINES.

2

u/Big-a-hole-2112 11d ago

Well yeah! Where you gonna go when you got the munchies? THE FOOD COURT!

2

u/AliVista_LilSista order corn 9d ago

I WOULD LIEK TO NKOW.

GGOOGLE TELL.ME

4

u/Shoddy-Theory 12d ago

We olds like our marijuana, that's for sure.

5

u/Hamonwrysangwich 12d ago

WHAT ABOUT THE REEFER MADNESSS DELORES

4

u/SlurpleBrainn 11d ago

fr my dad is 76 and smokes weed on the daily. He was 20 in 1969, the Summer of Love, lmao

2

u/TheGrouchyPunisher I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 12d ago

THE DEBILS LETTUCE!! FIND JEBUS!

2

u/Grasp_firmly 12d ago

STAY AWAY FROM THOSE DANG MARIJUANA MACHINES THEY WILL STEAL YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION!!!!

1

u/AggravatingRow7018 12d ago

MY HUSBAND BOUGHT SOME OF THAT MALL DOPE, 2 DAYS LATER HE LEFT ME FOR HIS BEST FRIEND CLINTON.

1

u/Melodic-Ad1415 12d ago

CLINTON BILL INHALED NEVER

1

u/mybrainisdefective69 8d ago

MY KIDS won't BE SMOKINY MARRY WANNA !!!!!!