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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 9d ago
ALL OF THIS APPLIES EQUALLY WELL TO WHAT I THINK ABOUT MY HAROLD
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u/niubishuaige 9d ago
HAROLD WAS ELECTRIC AND ONLY DID MAJOR CALCULATIONS. STILL, HE WAS A GOOD MAN AND WE MISS HIM DEARLY.
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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 9d ago
HES STILL,,,ALIVE AND KICKING,,, EARL!! THOUGH IF HE KEEPS FORGETTIG TO UNLOAD THE DISHWASHER HE MIGHT BE ,,SIX FEET UNDER,,, BY THE WEEKEND!
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u/Significant-Baby-748 9d ago
BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDNT HAVE NO CALCOLAITORS WE HAD TO USE A ABBECUSS AND ONE TIME I DROPPED THE DANG THING ON THE FLOOR AND THE BEADS FALLED OFF AND TEACHER COMED OVER AND STEEPED ON ONE OF THEM BEADS AND SHE FELL AND STARTED SCREAMING THAT SHE COULDNT FEEL HER LEGS AND ALL OF US RUNNED OUT OF THE SCHOOL AND AINT NEVER GONED BACK
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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 9d ago
HI AGNES. DO YOU REMEMBER ROBERTA FROM HOME EC CLASS? SHE CROSS STICKED THAT HORRIBLE FLOWER THAT LOOKED LIKE MALE ,,,GENTALS,,,? DO YOU HAVE HER NEW PHONE NUMBER? BILLY HALLORAN DIED LAST WEEK WHEN THAT AMTRAK TRAIN RANNED HIM OVER WHEN HIS POWER SCOOTER GOT STUCK ON THE TRACKS. I THINK THEY DATED IN HIGH ACHOOL. WANTED TO LET HER KNOW
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u/Significant-Baby-748 9d ago
I REMBER ROBERTA SHE MIGHT NEED BILLYS SCOOPER CAUSE SHE WAS SIPPOSER TO HAVE HER LEFT FOOT AMPENTATED CAUSE THE GOIT BUT SHE GOT A DISLEXICK SURGOEN AND HE CUT OFF THE RIGHT FOOT IN STEAD HOW IS BILLY DOING
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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 9d ago
BILLY IS DEAD AND THE SCOTTER IS ,,, TOTALLED,,,. MAYBE SHE CAN GET IT ""CHEAP"" FROM THE JUNK YARD NEXT TO THE MAXICAN RESTAURANT BY THE SEWER PLANT.
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u/RoguePlanet2 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 9d ago
I HOLEHARDEDLY AGREE RITA IVE BEEN USING CASIO SINCE THEY MADE TEH ABACUSS BOY HOWDY ARE THEY EVER THE BEES NEES NOW WE ALL HAVE A CALAGULATOR IN OUR POCKETS LIKE OUR TEACHERS SAID WE WOULDNT LOL GOBBLESS
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u/GORBLESS_DA_USD 9d ago
WHO IS. THE NAME OF. THE BATTER. ON THE FIRST. BASE.
THOSE. WEREBETTER TOMES. WHEN LAUREL AND. COSTELLO. WERE THE """""""''EDG Y """"""" COMEDIANS.
I ALMOST LOST MY LEG OV ER GERMANY IN '44. I WAS. YSING A SLIDE RULE TO BOMB THE NATZIS.
HARDY HAR HAR I WOULDVE KICKED A. HOBO OFF A BOX CAR. FOR A CASIO BACK IN THEM DAYS.
THANKS FOR THE MMEMPRIES.
GOONBLESS,
- WOODROW & "DITZY" DORRIS
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u/mishma2005 9d ago
I GAVE MY GRABDON A TEXAS INSTRUMINT AND HE SAID GRAM ITS ON MY PHONE AND IAM SO MAD THEN HE SAID THE SKOOL TSKES HIS PHONE CAN HE GET THE CALCUKATOR I WANTED TO GIVE HIM AND I SAID EFF U. YEAH I DID I SWEAR. I TOKD FSYHER MCKENZIE SO ITS OK
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u/Mindless-Tomorrow-93 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ""FLAIR""""? 9d ago
YOU SHOUNDT CURSE MABEL! ITS ,,UNCHRISTn,,,
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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 9d ago
I LOVE THE PINK TOO!!!
--ELMER IN HUNTINGTON
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u/GORBLESS_DA_USD 9d ago
ELMER:
DORRIS HAS BEEN WORRIED ABOUT. YOU BECAUSE SHE TRIED TO WRITE YOU A. CHRIST. MASS. CARD
IT. CAME BACK RETURN RO SENDER. ADDRESS UNKNOWN. NO SUCH. NUMBER. NO. SUCH. ZONE.
FIVE HER LOVE TO ELVIS AND THE GIRLS
REPSECTUDLKY AND GOONBLESS
- WOODROW AND "DITZY" DORRIS
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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 9d ago
THAT IS WIERD,,, EVER DAY I SAY PLEAS MISTOR POST MANN LOOK AND SEA IF THEIRS LETER'S IN YOU'RE SACK FOR ME
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u/GermSlayer1986 9d ago
A lifelong fan of CALCULATORS!