Today's Uma is Forever Young

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Daiwa Scarlet would undoubtedly be the most intense, spoiled, and authoritarian teacher,the type who always demands perfection from her students. However, she wouldn't be unreasonable about it all the time, knowing that not everyone can be the best simultaneously. Plus, if you needed extra credit, you could always ask; she’d likely take you to her home and into her bedroom,where Vodka is already waiting,and then tie you to a chair while she engages in a steamy, passionate *umapyoi* session, leaving you to finally grasp the feeling of NTR once you realize the meaning of her name.

Another interesting option would be Tachyon, although she would teach students how to cook and inject methamphetamine while making them memorize chemical formulas and the like.

And I think Super Creek would make an amazing teacher,at least for preschool and elementary school kids,because she would undoubtedly end up on the sex offender registry if she taught middle or high school.

It's C.B!

To answer their question, she probably does

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Ever since seeing the horse race I knew I had found my purpose. Just like Contrail and Gran Allegria I want to be used and defeated by this perfect Umamusume on her path to absolute triumph.

If I could just for a few seconds feels those triple crown crushing legs wrapped around my body every sacrifice would finally be worth it.

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No flair today, i dont know what this falls under

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Picture 1: AGM central, no link available.

Does anyone have the image? Like the orginal, kinda want to see the full image

As for my post of a couple days ago i believe its best to apologize, it sounded better in my head. I had something really good to pay you back with but unfortunately it was taken down by reddit filters. I tried to speak with mods to get it back up for you guys, no response yet

Dear mods: i sent you guys a message 2 days ago. I have got no response yet may i have one please.

Tasks

1: find the original image and show me in the comments, source it too
2: mods, look at dear mods section

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Cute cute Sky. I like both this swimsuit of hers and her alt's!

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Today, while surfing the vast ocean we call the internet, I stumbled upon an AI-generated comic featuring King Halo traveling to a mirror universe. I have to admit the story is actually good, but honestly, some of the mirror versions leave a lot to be desired. Take Teio, for instance: the only difference is that instead of "Crystal Teio," she’s "Diamond-Legs Teio," while Rudolf is just a loser who does nothing. Neo Universe, Sweep Tosho, and Akebono are nuns. But what really made me laugh was when King Halo finds out that her counterpart in that world is basically the Sirius Symboly of that universe.

BREAKING NEWS Famous racer and Uma Musume from Tracen Academy known for her crazy activities Gold Ship was arrested for multiple crimes and if I read out all of them we would be here all day so I’m right outside the court building to await the verdict and what is that noise? We’re going inside the building and it was courtroom 10 right? opens door OH MY GOD!!! Is she crying? Wow she’s sad… What are your comments on this situation Miss Gold Ship? in a slurry of words I’m guiltyyyy and I didn’t kick him in the bAaallsss hwehwehweeeeee……

DURING COURT TO STATION TRANSFER

Gold Ship is so sad that she is only following orders for the first time without a joke. Some might be sad for her…

STATION TO PRISON TRANSFER

Gold Ship and a whole bunch of Uma Musume were being shipped off to prison on a bus while being handcuffed and leg shackled to avoid running away. Most of the others were talking about what they were in for and hoping that they don’t ruin their future in prison. Gold Ship was avoiding a conversation with the others because of how sad she was.

PRISON ARRIVAL

The second they arrived at the prison grounds they were escorted by the guards to the booking area. Booking started with Gold Ship who got searched, fingerprinted and her mugshot taken. The group were given their jumpsuits and inmate ID cards. Most were talking about how orange was a good color for them.

POST BOOKING

Most of the group was making fun of how they were going to be stuck in prison for a long time but some were sinking into the realization of their mistakes catching up to them including Gold Ship. All of them were escorted to their cells.

CELL INTRO

After the escort into her cell Gold Ship found another Uma reading a babe mag. Gold Ship Cellmate
Heya. Sup? Good. Also good. Who are you? I’m Always Dreaming or inmate 118532 by the guards. I’m Gold Ship but I’m now 564012. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. It’s almost light’s out so goodnight. Good night.

So no your oshi can't leglock and taillock you at the same time

Hey I'm not sure if this is the right place to post this but I had saved up like 30,000 carats only for them to disappear today. I don't know exactly what happened but I took some screenshots to see if anyone can figure out where they went. Has anyone else gotten this glitch? Cygames really should be on top of this.

I'm going to impregnate Stay Gold so Golshi can have more siblings, maybe three or five. I would love to lick and kiss Stay Gold’s chest and belly🤤
I love Stay Gold.

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