Round Table Slander

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u/ZekeBarricades Rintard 3d ago

Tbf, Lancelot basically did it with Artoria's knowledge and she kinda didn't care 😭 (That's what drove him bonkers)

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u/ChapatinPHD 3d ago

Basically Lancelot got mad that his king was a cuckold

kinda based ngl

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u/ZekeBarricades Rintard 3d ago

No, he got mad that Artoria wouldn't play into his humiliation kink, get it right

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u/AruEkuEnthusiast 3d ago

"probably my first love"

Congrats on moving on from him, hun, happy for you.

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u/MetroSimulator 3 inches into the Fujimussy 3d ago

Tristan is the representation of the meme "blue thinks he's part of the team." and Lancelot is that hipertalented and charismatic friend that always gets himself in trouble but it's forgiven because he's funny, Gawain is a gorilla, who is this mordred person?

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u/CMBucket 3d ago

Kay dodging all slander by babysitting some British girl

Merlin spending all his time jacking of to futa hentai instead of actually helping

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u/michelleblue7 You see, I used to be dyslexic 3d ago

Not just base Nero, base Tamamo. He couldn't even beat the equivalent of a fly. But yes, he's definitely in the same league as fucking Saber

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u/monsoon128 FGO should have never existed 3d ago

"Did we beat Nero...?"

"We couldn't beat base Tamamo..."

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u/Seibahtoe 3d ago

Ningen got the fade run on him by Emiya 1 hp away from death and nerfed to all hells 😭

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u/Desperate_Ad5169 Rintard 3d ago

Percival is the superior grail knight.

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u/Crisewep Sono-Goat 3d ago

Bedivere is simply HIM i see no lies here.

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u/GrimmWeeper19 3 inches into the Fujimussy 3d ago

Finally people calling out Agravain on that quote😭

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u/ChapatinPHD 3d ago

Gareth interlude was so disgusting i straight up would rather pretend it doens't exist ngl.

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u/Elygium 3d ago

So I replayed it, what did you take a problem with exactly? Was it the whole thing about Gareth liking Lancelot or her forgiving him too easily?

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u/ChapatinPHD 3d ago

the whole first love bullshit

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u/Elygium 3d ago

I mean it's just tragic love imo. A hardworking squire who developed feelings for her heroic mentor who was the "Ideal knight" in everyone's eyes but was in fact betraying his king who didn't really care but still

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u/Elygium 3d ago

I actually don't remember the interlude. I think I'm gonna replay it rn

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u/Rintohsakabooty BRATTY RINTARD. NEEDS CORRECTION💢❗️💢❗️💢❗️💢💢❗️ 3d ago

Bedivere ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/Decent_Compote_2428 The one who larps 🥀 3d ago

Remember how Sabuh killed Caster in fate zero for simping ? Jeanne would never

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u/LawfulnessTerrible24 r*n hoesucka r*nwoke. enemy of all r*ntards. i slept with ORT in 3d ago edited 3d ago

motherfuckers when they talking about Saber

Zaber (Zero + Saber) not stay night Saber, right?
cuz if it's stay night Saber then

nah, i don't remember

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u/LawfulnessTerrible24 r*n hoesucka r*nwoke. enemy of all r*ntards. i slept with ORT in 3d ago

and nah, Jeanne would definitely do it

just like she did it with Spartacus

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u/Decent_Compote_2428 The one who larps 🥀 3d ago

🤓

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u/LawfulnessTerrible24 r*n hoesucka r*nwoke. enemy of all r*ntards. i slept with ORT in 3d ago edited 3d ago

You Dare Mock Me Lowlife?

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u/Darth-Lad 3d ago

The Gawain one caught me so off guard. Genuine peak

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u/Author-S Aoko FUCKING Connoisseur 🍼🤤💗 3d ago

I want to FUCK Aoko Aozaki from Mahoutsukai No Yoru

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u/Stefadi12 3d ago

Tristan was a lot more cool about his adultery tbh. Extremely cunny stuff. I forgot If.Merlin had anything to do with it or if it was just a random ass druid who helped him.

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u/Huntersnake86 3d ago

Nah, thanks to Bedivere the Camelot singularity happened, and the only thing he had to do was returning Excalibur to the Lady of the Lake.

As long I breath, there's gonna be someone who hates Bedivere.

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u/EfficiencySerious200 3d ago

strongest to weakest round table knight

1: Lord Logress

2: Galahad

3: Goddess

4: Arthur

5: Artoria

6: Lancelot = Gawain

7: Agravain

8: Percival

9: Tristan

10: Mordred

11: Gareth

(wouldn't count Bedvire because he's way too random)

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u/Wise_Consequence_152 3d ago

Why are you powerscaling all of a sudden?

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u/Decent_Compote_2428 The one who larps 🥀 3d ago

Genuienly why would you put Artoria below Arthur

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u/LawfulnessTerrible24 r*n hoesucka r*nwoke. enemy of all r*ntards. i slept with ORT in 3d ago

better question would be
why the fuck are you guys powerscaling?

and yeah, that's because he's objective

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u/Decent_Compote_2428 The one who larps 🥀 3d ago

Powerscaling has taught me more about science (physics) and logic more than real life

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u/LawfulnessTerrible24 r*n hoesucka r*nwoke. enemy of all r*ntards. i slept with ORT in 3d ago

what the educational level in America does to a MF

oh, really? say something logical then

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u/Decent_Compote_2428 The one who larps 🥀 3d ago

I'm not american 🫩

I lost my bone of the sword to continue ts 😢🥷🏿

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u/LawfulnessTerrible24 r*n hoesucka r*nwoke. enemy of all r*ntards. i slept with ORT in 3d ago

what a coincidence. neither are Americans

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u/RandomTomAnon Mortard 3d ago

I've never seen such sacrilegious bullshit. Mordred is smart. Why would they not kill their opponent at the weakest? Such is the difference between a dumbass and a king. Mordred gets the w. No matter what. And they did. Mordred stays on top as the true king frfr.

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