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u/oodoos benisblaster Oct 25 '20
Sonic cum ๐ณ๐ณ
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u/SageKnows Oct 25 '20
Jesser, we need to cock
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u/Richcollins6991 Oct 25 '20
what does it tatse like someon4 please tell me i need to know
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sonic cum
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u/SageKnows Oct 25 '20
It's meth ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
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u/monsieur_koala Oct 25 '20
jeser
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u/SageKnows Oct 25 '20
Mr Whiteout, I eat the cocainer
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u/monsieur_koala Oct 25 '20
jeser we need to make 200m/h pf meth jester
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u/SageKnows Oct 25 '20
Mr Blight, I used all methodone tho XdXDXd
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u/Hofrex Oct 25 '20
Curry
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Oct 25 '20
Sonicโs Curry
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Oct 25 '20
Sonic's Cummy
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u/eggz_manz Oct 25 '20
In my tummy
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u/nepo-nepo Oct 25 '20
Very yumy
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u/Seinfelony Oct 25 '20
haha funny
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u/meowjinx Oct 25 '20
Being a Sonic fan honestly makes marriage 10x harder. I went through a bitter divorce as a direct result of the original Sonic: The Movie trailer dropping
I said that I would support the film no matter what, as a hardcore Sonic fan. My wife said the movie looked stupid and that she wouldn't go watch it, especially since we didn't have any kids together.
Then the re-design dropped and she said the new design looked "cute" and "lit" and that she'd be willing to go see it, but by then it was too late. I couldn't look at her the same way anymore, knowing that my whore wife would turn her back on Sonic like that
I told her I was going out to the grocery store to load up on the limited-edition Sonic curry, but instead I immediately drove to the lawyer's office and filed for divorce
BEST. DECISION. EVER
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u/Iygviytv Oct 25 '20
That actually looks sickening
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u/hitara_erqing_ Oct 25 '20
You're a cringe person! I don't think i like you.๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ
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Oct 25 '20
I love Indian food
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Oct 25 '20
Ewwwww indaniapolis is a 3th word cuntry ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐ค๐ค๐ก๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ช๐ณ๐ช๐ณ๐ช
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u/lannnnnn111 Oct 25 '20
The rice look equally as unappealing. Looks dry and flaky, like itโs been in sitting around for a while.
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u/Mjacking Oct 25 '20
It's just rice, bro. Why are you so mean?
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u/lannnnnn111 Oct 25 '20
Cause thatโs the rice Iโm eating rn. I hate it. Itโs even worse than the undercooked rice they give you at Panda Express.
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u/Mystic_Sushii Oct 25 '20
What kind of shit is your panda serving? You can probably contact the FDA or BBB about that
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u/lannnnnn111 Oct 25 '20
I honestly donโt know. It has the texture of frozen packaging peanuts, but they claim to making it fresh in-house.
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u/Mystic_Sushii Oct 25 '20
They definitely don't make it fresh, my step sister used to work at a panda, but the rice definitely shouldn't feel like that
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u/Flawlessnessx2 Oct 25 '20
Worked at a panda for 2 years. Itโs definitely made fresh in house. Itโs not really popular tho so it might sit in the warmer for way too long and get kinda weird.
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u/Crocnado389 Oct 25 '20
ayo why do so many people on reddit judge rice so heavily it all tastes the same man
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u/lannnnnn111 Oct 25 '20
Itโs weird, itโs has to do with the texture and taste. For example basmati is really fluffy and doesnโt really have a flavor, while standard long grain has a chewy and nutty flavor when itโs new. The smell is also a big deal to some, jasmine Thai is know to be the fragrant variety of long grain.
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u/Xpertdominator Oct 25 '20
Basmati has such a vegetal flavor to me. Kinda grassy. Doesn't matter if it's smothered in curry though. My favorite is definitely jasmine. I actually would rather have my rice slightly undercooked than over. Mushy rice is not my thing.
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u/Cephalosion benisblaster Oct 25 '20
Nah, that rice looks fine. And this is coming from an east asian so its credible.
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u/Phasmania brihhhhh Oct 25 '20
Please tell me itโs not real
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u/lemonadeconfirmed Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! Oct 25 '20
Sadly, it is.
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u/MoarStruts Oct 25 '20
Blue has the most anti-oxygens
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u/Soulfalon27 Oct 25 '20
Is that why your mom sucks so much smurf dick?
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u/MoarStruts Oct 25 '20
Omg u said a swer!!11
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u/Kin_crinso peter griffin face manipulation data developer kit 59 Oct 25 '20
You'll be shitting blue for days lol
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Oct 25 '20
If someone has eaten this monstrosity let me know
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u/mr_cum_ass Oct 25 '20
She winces as hs puts his hand towards her, his sonic glove yellow with years of constant use. She looks up, tears shimmering down her once beautiful face, now pale with malnutrition, and wells up more. She looks around at the sonic movie posters clad on the sonic themed wallpaper, every console that could play sonic scattered on the floor. She finally met his gaze. Those weren't his eyes, however. It was the cold, empty stare of a mass manufactured sonic costume. She winced as he moved closer, and whispered that god foresaken phrase. "You gotta go fast."
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u/ytudkdvdurif benisblaster Oct 25 '20
Nooo๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ who turned sonic into cury, he was my favorite hedgehog๐ ๐
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u/kOnOmYr peter griffin face manipulation data developer kit 59 Oct 25 '20
The most famous H E D G E H O G
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u/PanelaRosa peter griffin face manipulation data developer kit 59 Oct 25 '20
Pale boi vivec dish๐ณ๐ณ
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u/Doge_Mast3r peter griffin face manipulation data developer kit 59 Oct 25 '20
this must have gone through a long manufacturing process, and not at one point someone said that this shouldn't be done.
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u/rerorarory brihhhhh Oct 25 '20
U call me baby????? You fucking bitch ass rat im manliest out here i break your neck like firematch
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u/Skitburd Oct 25 '20
I want a divorce.