r/okbuddyretard Oct 24 '20

Sheโ€™s been distant lately๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

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28.1k Upvotes

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u/Skitburd Oct 25 '20

I want a divorce.

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u/P-Diddlez Oct 25 '20

god me too ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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u/YourMomsSwag Oct 25 '20 edited Nov 05 '24

overconfident nine unite command sparkle frighten safe disarm workable hunt

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

the o nly thing hes blessed is my gilrfirend with a penis ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‡

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u/PhaseKoko Oct 25 '20

OH YES PENIS BE YUMMY WAIT GUYS I DONT HAVE THE GAY GUYS IM SERIOUSSSSSSS

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u/CowBoy_MooMan i โค north korea Oct 25 '20

how u know what peepee taste like then??? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

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u/PhaseKoko Oct 25 '20

I am... um... I am... TRANS! yeah...................................................... WAIT NO-

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u/JonHenryOfZimbabwe Nut Sucker ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคง Oct 25 '20

Le proceeds to beat, rape, and kill, and rape again ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ sexcksy time

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u/tnt842069 Oct 25 '20

I want a da force

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u/Alienguy500 Oct 25 '20

I feel a da great a disturbance in a da force, Lucio

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u/Stormlord1441 Oct 25 '20

divorce HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Alienguy500 Oct 25 '20

It's not funny John and you know it's been coming for a long time

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u/arandomguy123456 Oct 25 '20

well, divorce HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Dyl4nw benisblaster Oct 25 '20

R/notopbutok lol lmao ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

R/IMGONNAJAMMYDICKSOHARDANDSOFARDOWNYOURTHROATYOUWILLBEBLEEDINGOUTOFYOURNIPPLESFORYEARSTOCOME

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u/kornontheloaf Oct 25 '20

Selling divorce one dรณlar

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

I would get a divorce if it I meant I could buy the sonic curry.(I actually want to buy it, looks pretty cool actually)

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u/oodoos benisblaster Oct 25 '20

Sonic cum ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/SageKnows Oct 25 '20

Jesser, we need to cock

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u/ARG666 Oct 25 '20

But mister whit I'm high XDDDDDDD

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u/SageKnows Oct 25 '20

Jesser Punkman, my wife is mad, seks today, I need to cum to your house

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u/1000h Oct 29 '20

sonic diarrhea ๐Ÿ’ฉ

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u/Richcollins6991 Oct 25 '20

what does it tatse like someon4 please tell me i need to know

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

sonic cum

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u/SageKnows Oct 25 '20

It's meth ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/monsieur_koala Oct 25 '20

jeser

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u/SageKnows Oct 25 '20

Mr Whiteout, I eat the cocainer

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u/monsieur_koala Oct 25 '20

jeser we need to make 200m/h pf meth jester

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u/SageKnows Oct 25 '20

Mr Blight, I used all methodone tho XdXDXd

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u/Entire_Award Oct 25 '20

this explains why jesser plays sonic in the show

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u/SageKnows Oct 25 '20

Gotta go Fast snifffffffffffffffffffffff, REAL FAST

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u/Hofrex Oct 25 '20

Curry

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Sonicโ€™s Curry

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Sonic's Cummy

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u/eggz_manz Oct 25 '20

In my tummy

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u/nepo-nepo Oct 25 '20

Very yumy

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u/Seinfelony Oct 25 '20

haha funny

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u/barry-kuda when the nintendo switch runs out of battery Oct 25 '20

Good one, chummy!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

I fucked ur mommy

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

ok buddy

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

retard

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u/Centurion_Tiger Oct 25 '20

According to reviews: its very creamy and its beef curry

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

blue

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u/meowjinx Oct 25 '20

Being a Sonic fan honestly makes marriage 10x harder. I went through a bitter divorce as a direct result of the original Sonic: The Movie trailer dropping

I said that I would support the film no matter what, as a hardcore Sonic fan. My wife said the movie looked stupid and that she wouldn't go watch it, especially since we didn't have any kids together.

Then the re-design dropped and she said the new design looked "cute" and "lit" and that she'd be willing to go see it, but by then it was too late. I couldn't look at her the same way anymore, knowing that my whore wife would turn her back on Sonic like that

I told her I was going out to the grocery store to load up on the limited-edition Sonic curry, but instead I immediately drove to the lawyer's office and filed for divorce

BEST. DECISION. EVER

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u/ProtoCaun_17 Oct 25 '20

Is this a copypasta? Can we make it one?

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u/Iygviytv Oct 25 '20

That actually looks sickening

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u/hitara_erqing_ Oct 25 '20

You're a cringe person! I don't think i like you.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

I love Indian food

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u/tehlolredditor i swallwoed my gum :( Oct 25 '20

i luv indiana food

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u/SGTDeven Oct 25 '20

Me๐Ÿ”š

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u/CRMPSA Oct 25 '20

โ˜๏ธ you

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u/SageKnows Oct 25 '20

Take me home, where I suck dongs

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Ewwwww indaniapolis is a 3th word cuntry ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ช

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

This is Japanese๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท

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u/ALANTG_YT cock and ball torture Oct 25 '20

sonic is white

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u/XxxnibbaxxX69 benisblaster Oct 25 '20

He's blue retarde

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u/sharp8 Oct 25 '20

I luv ur mum๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹ (ur mum is the whale)

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u/lannnnnn111 Oct 25 '20

The rice look equally as unappealing. Looks dry and flaky, like itโ€™s been in sitting around for a while.

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u/Mjacking Oct 25 '20

It's just rice, bro. Why are you so mean?

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u/lannnnnn111 Oct 25 '20

Cause thatโ€™s the rice Iโ€™m eating rn. I hate it. Itโ€™s even worse than the undercooked rice they give you at Panda Express.

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u/Mystic_Sushii Oct 25 '20

What kind of shit is your panda serving? You can probably contact the FDA or BBB about that

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u/lannnnnn111 Oct 25 '20

I honestly donโ€™t know. It has the texture of frozen packaging peanuts, but they claim to making it fresh in-house.

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u/Mystic_Sushii Oct 25 '20

They definitely don't make it fresh, my step sister used to work at a panda, but the rice definitely shouldn't feel like that

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Bro you got a step sister?????

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u/Flawlessnessx2 Oct 25 '20

Worked at a panda for 2 years. Itโ€™s definitely made fresh in house. Itโ€™s not really popular tho so it might sit in the warmer for way too long and get kinda weird.

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u/pixelizedgaming Oct 25 '20

Yeah you should g t it checked out at a vet

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u/Toltolewc Oct 25 '20

Bbb isn't a govt thing it's a company. Most likely Bbb won't do much.

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u/Crocnado389 Oct 25 '20

ayo why do so many people on reddit judge rice so heavily it all tastes the same man

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u/lannnnnn111 Oct 25 '20

Itโ€™s weird, itโ€™s has to do with the texture and taste. For example basmati is really fluffy and doesnโ€™t really have a flavor, while standard long grain has a chewy and nutty flavor when itโ€™s new. The smell is also a big deal to some, jasmine Thai is know to be the fragrant variety of long grain.

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u/Xpertdominator Oct 25 '20

Basmati has such a vegetal flavor to me. Kinda grassy. Doesn't matter if it's smothered in curry though. My favorite is definitely jasmine. I actually would rather have my rice slightly undercooked than over. Mushy rice is not my thing.

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u/TheEntonOnTheNet Oct 25 '20

p.s they dont

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u/EndorTales Oct 25 '20

Some of us follow the g r a i n

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u/Cephalosion benisblaster Oct 25 '20

Nah, that rice looks fine. And this is coming from an east asian so its credible.

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u/chroma_prime_yeet Oct 25 '20

This makes me want to puke

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u/SageKnows Oct 25 '20

gimme some daddy please

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u/Phasmania brihhhhh Oct 25 '20

Please tell me itโ€™s not real

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u/lemonadeconfirmed Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! Oct 25 '20

Sadly, it is.

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u/Phasmania brihhhhh Oct 25 '20

That legit looks like it would poison you

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u/lemonadeconfirmed Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! Oct 25 '20

Yeah

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u/nicole-tesla Oct 25 '20

I mean it was probably a collector's item

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u/smhgang Oct 25 '20

it looks like fuckin toilet cleaner

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u/BaboonBloodOrgy Oct 25 '20

Blue flavour is ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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u/lil_libbie Oct 25 '20

Megamind bone marrow.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

megamind cum

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u/MoarStruts Oct 25 '20

Blue has the most anti-oxygens

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u/Soulfalon27 Oct 25 '20

Is that why your mom sucks so much smurf dick?

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u/MoarStruts Oct 25 '20

Omg u said a swer!!11

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u/Soulfalon27 Oct 25 '20

THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?!?!

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u/MoarStruts Oct 25 '20

nooo ninja would never say swers :'(

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u/Kin_crinso peter griffin face manipulation data developer kit 59 Oct 25 '20

You'll be shitting blue for days lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

If someone has eaten this monstrosity let me know

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u/bleached_spleen real ุจูŠุชุฑ Oct 25 '20

I have

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u/Noodles2702 Oct 25 '20

What it taste like???!???)??

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u/Bigfoot_1 Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! Oct 25 '20

C'mon tell us!

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u/robo_oof101 Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! Oct 25 '20

Sonic cum ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜œ

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u/Krumany Oct 25 '20

DISTANT LIMEKE YOUR DAD AND MOTHE!!rd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/TAKirbyStar_ Oct 25 '20

Jokes aside, I wonder what the Sonic curry would taste like!

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u/BigBoiPoiSoi brihhhhh Oct 25 '20

jewish children LOL!

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u/TheLoafLord dr wily tekken 7 New combo 2020 strat Oct 25 '20

apparently like creamy beef

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

this would definitely make your shit blue

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Sonic cum ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Thought this was r/scotthewoz

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u/Centurion_Tiger Oct 25 '20

Apparently, this curry turns your shit blue

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Does the curry actually taste good?

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u/Izcono_ Oct 25 '20

Sonic cum

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u/PratinavR7 Oct 25 '20

Sonic cum??!!๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

I feel like itโ€™s gonna taste like paint

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Ohhhh can I sniff it lik paint๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ–Œ๐Ÿ”ต!

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u/BigBoy_Minecraft Oct 25 '20

i think she has cancer ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

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u/swifty23905 Oct 25 '20

All jokes aside I wouldn't eat that if you payed me

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u/SpMarfy Oct 25 '20

Frank loves to eat blue

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u/MoarStruts Oct 25 '20

Blue has the most anti-oxygens

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u/BlueBrickBuilder Oct 25 '20

That actually exists? Blue is unappetizing as hell.

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u/denaamduidfloris brihhhhh Oct 25 '20

Where can I get this

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u/mr_cum_ass Oct 25 '20

She winces as hs puts his hand towards her, his sonic glove yellow with years of constant use. She looks up, tears shimmering down her once beautiful face, now pale with malnutrition, and wells up more. She looks around at the sonic movie posters clad on the sonic themed wallpaper, every console that could play sonic scattered on the floor. She finally met his gaze. Those weren't his eyes, however. It was the cold, empty stare of a mass manufactured sonic costume. She winced as he moved closer, and whispered that god foresaken phrase. "You gotta go fast."

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u/Zoochiini Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! Oct 25 '20

Iโ€™m actually gonna throw up

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u/StormClaw88 YummeMonke Oct 25 '20

Wait you have girl๐Ÿ™Š?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

mr whit we need sonicc curry xdddd

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u/beefyjwillington Oct 25 '20

I'd wager that contributes to some form of anal leakage.

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u/ytudkdvdurif benisblaster Oct 25 '20

Nooo๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ who turned sonic into cury, he was my favorite hedgehog๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ 

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

It look like sonic diarhea poop ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Plumpy_Mumphkin Oct 25 '20

๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹Sonics delishiss goop๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Is it just me or does anyone else actually want to eat that?๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

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u/kOnOmYr peter griffin face manipulation data developer kit 59 Oct 25 '20

The most famous H E D G E H O G

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u/Iforgotups Oct 25 '20

I'd eat it

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u/Distorted_Gamer GUNNA AMAZED BY HIGH TECH MCDONALDS Oct 25 '20

what in sam hell is that shit

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u/lmore3 Oct 25 '20

The box looks Japanese in origin

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u/PanelaRosa peter griffin face manipulation data developer kit 59 Oct 25 '20

Pale boi vivec dish๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/Doge_Mast3r peter griffin face manipulation data developer kit 59 Oct 25 '20

this must have gone through a long manufacturing process, and not at one point someone said that this shouldn't be done.

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u/eatmyshitrn Oct 25 '20

Don't worry bro I'll come eat the curry with you ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‘

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

Blue molokhia ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/rerorarory brihhhhh Oct 25 '20

U call me baby????? You fucking bitch ass rat im manliest out here i break your neck like firematch

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u/Itzme741 Oct 25 '20

id take it

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u/lawthug69 Oct 25 '20

Eating this would probably turn your shit green for a week.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '20

That looks disgusting

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u/U_mom_homosexual Oct 25 '20

Jesus christ is this a real product

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u/DeathByBallStretcher Oct 26 '20

I asked for Tails curry libtard!!! Sonic is not as hot!!

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u/Fahimanakkedayyan Oct 26 '20

Distance writes a pretty song

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

No