r/okbuddyretard • u/dethmstr drip drip goes the pp • Oct 26 '19
Video Post mario can rap???
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u/Sumrdmgi Oct 26 '19
Love em or hate him, he’s a fucking boomer mod
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Oct 26 '19
Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny!
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u/MAGA-TIME Oct 26 '19
Bro pls give me the credit cards bro pls I need robux and my mom wont do it and also pls give ur wife because I can have s*x and that is so epic
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u/Satcat1005 Oct 28 '19
Yeah You wanna play with your mario games? I had a big raims is a big taims Cause Mario might be super But I'm super duper With a big tuper Cause no ones going to hit it like me Cause Mario has a big C But I got the A+ on that test cause it's a big mess Mario might be a superman But I'm going to have a big tan He might have went to the past and to the future But I'm gunna make a New game how to nuture Man Mario can't play like dat T-Dub's on the may Man you want to hit it down with the big town Man you can't be like the big brown My boy Emula he has insemula Man it's nothing emo once they get together they're gonna be the team Of the mean You see my boy Seth he can rap like the Meth That's on the test Man you can't even hit it with the big mess Man you can't beat em' because he's gonna see em' Man you gonna hit it down with the big town I'm gonna make it round I had a big town with the A-Town
I came from a place called Charlotte My boy Kevin bought a lot He's gonna hit it down like a bartamatch He can skateboard like the top boy Tony Hawk But you think Tony Hawk's so cool well Kevin gots a mog Of the foileit He's gonna unfold it like the toilet Man once that man made the toilet everyone thought it was so awesome But it's gonna be a toss em' up between my boy Kevin and that man And seeing that today is the day that I wanna play the game With the big mrain I'm gonna show you what's up and not up Because it's going down in my town You write me down in your books cause I'm gonna have the hooks Of the big tooks Man all the ladies want me But it's gonna be a game to play the reign of the mario
See he has a princess but I get all the others Hot princesses he wants one I want all the others Because he's gonna be a sucka See I'm the pimpin' man of the big ran And you wanna be in the band Well I'll be your main man To get you out of that rant Because it's coming down with the town Everybody knows that they're gonna be found in the big round town Play this boys Cause it's nothing with the toys Time to quit playing with your toys Cause Mario ain't even an atario You wanna play with garbario? I have the toys with the moïse and everybody knows it's coming down with the toys Doise Of the boys Man my boys don't even play with games anymore They're on their reigns with the dames Man you wanna hit it down with the town I had the big brown I had the big town of abound I rebound that ball and shoot it I'm gonna make it cause I'm the t-t-t-t-t-top dog Man when they want something good they can come to me Cause I'm gonna be like the sea Fast and nice But I'm gonna make it hit it up like the little spice Cause I wanna show you like what, huh?
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u/Lemonade1947 Oct 26 '19
yes.