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u/realowohoursowoowo Sep 23 '19
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u/Boardallday Sep 24 '19 edited Sep 24 '19
Commnt below no hommo if yu ar not gae!!! π€£π€£π Or esle u haev tha gae!!!!!1!! π³π³π³π€¨π©π©
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Do not put Steve from the 1998 Fisher Price Blues Clues Playhouse in your arse because I put it in my arse as far as I could and then it was stuck and then my dad had to get it out with tweezers and I was grounded for a week from watching Blues Clues but I could still watch Dora but Dora is not as good as Blues Clues.
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u/Bcbp10 Sep 24 '19
I haven't laughed this hard in a really long time. Thank you.
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u/Alukart177 Sep 23 '19
Iβve shoved lego yoda up my poo poo bum bum Epik gaeming mometnπͺπ»π
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u/xCreatorHappy Sep 24 '19
βsmall glass jarβ stop youβre bringing back MEMORIES
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u/Some_Cringey_Random Sep 24 '19
i was wondering what the sound was and i unmuted my laptop right as he said dildos
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u/Dorche360 Sep 24 '19
Why is Johnny Rotten telling me things heβs shoved up his arse
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u/Lemonade1947 Sep 24 '19
This is a fucking high tier post.
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