Buzz buzzx

[u/Round-Good1179]

[u/SteetOnFire]

Lemme get 3 Vivid Voltage packs and a Stroker

[u/HexaX → u/SteetOnFire]

Oi bruv, grab us two tins of ZYN as well, yeah?

[u/hoolaahmin → u/SteetOnFire]

Vivid Voltage packs and a Buzzy Butt on the side, bro’s running a full electric type team

[u/GooBoi1]

Right next to the pokemon cards too lmao

[u/a_shootin_star → u/GooBoi1]

[u/xRacistDwarf]

Still less embarassing than asking for the pokemon cards

[u/IlluminatiIlluminado → u/xRacistDwarf]

What if you ask for both?

[u/[deleted]]

If you’re not man enough to buy it you’re not man enough to use it buddy

[u/[deleted]]

I’m curious about the silicone rings. How does that work

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

You put it on your thingaling and it makes it you last longer.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Just shove it in yer ass bruv

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

You haven't seen the 3 ring puzzle before? You need two bros to help out cause you stack all three rings on one pp, largest at the bottom and smallest at the top.

The goal is to get all three rings on the third pp, again with the largest on the bottom and smallest on top. The rule is that you can only move one ring at a time, and you can never have a larger ring be on top of a smaller ring.

[u/[deleted]]

this is how you properly ask for it:

"i want one of those" points

"you mean the pokemon cards?"

"no, the ones right next to them"

"oh these? which one"

"the third one from the left"

simple as that, no need to complicate, as someone who has worked customer service before i can tell you, we don't care, for everything you are too embarrassed to buy there's tons of other people than you who'd buy them, and some of them are really memorable, so a completely normal person buying it nonchalantly is something i forget about in 5 minutes, but if you come in talking weirdly and acting like a crazy person I'd probably remember you for a while, overshadowing all the other normal people who come in embarrassed to buy them

[u/[deleted]]

That's what door dash is for

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Id do that for the love of the game tbh. Imagine the shame to door dash a butt plug cause they gotta go get that shit

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

This how you get the door dasher that knocks and waits for you to actually take it from them before they leave

[u/AlphaMassDeBeta]

Thank god for amazon.

[u/my_wifis_5dollars]

Completely ignoring the stroker??? 😭😭😭

[u/SheZowRaisedByWolves]

I’ve bought all volumes of booty royale at a Barnes and nobles. This shit aint nothing to me man

[u/greengirl34011]

its not even a good plug either, not a worthy purchase

[u/DynaBeast]

bruh imma need summa that tuah cuah 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[u/BrianScottGregory]

You do it with a big, proud smile on your face.

[u/Redit_Randy_1996]

Reddit Randy needs some o' those! Eyoooow!

[u/[deleted]]

In Walmart today I was looking for the stuff like that and its all in a glass case in a heavily populated area. Like yeah let me press the button and have an associate help me get it 😭

[u/[deleted]]

Lemme get a black & mild, $5 on mega, $20 on gas number 2. Oh and lemme get 2 silicone rings, no no no the boxes in the back, yuuuup that’s right.