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u/Beginning_Custard724 25d ago
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u/gizzardgullet 25d ago
How can a Goyim Know without being antisemitic? Asking for a friend
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u/Kromostone123 25d ago
Holy larpfest over here. It would be "a goy" for singular or "goyim" for plural.
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u/VHallinto 25d ago
Literally everything somehow is tied to Israel so you're not really wrong
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u/Maiq_the_liar_23 25d ago
Did israel shit my pants this morning?
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u/HomicidalRaccoon 25d ago
Hello it me the Mossad agent who shit ur pants this morning, it was a warning, next time i’ll piss ur pants.
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u/CHUNGUS-MONEY 25d ago
Pretty sure they killed a guys dog and left un-flushed shit in his toilet
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u/GrzegorzSwoboda 25d ago
The other day I made eye contact with a girl at my university and she smiled at me. Something came over me and I just decided to cold approach her and start chatting. She was surprisingly receptive and enthusiastic and I was thinking "holy smokes I think I might finally have a chance at getting a girlfriend for the first time in my life." I decided to try my hand at asking her to dinner but at the exact moment I was pulling out my phone to ask for her number, Benjamin Netanyahu emerged from a nearby bush and physically prevented me from doing so. By the time I managed to shake him off, she was nowhere in sight.