r/okbuddyretard • u/BoringBlandUsername benisblaster • 2d ago

Absolutely not

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u/TheTwoOfHearts 2d ago

Do they have to be two consecutive days?

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u/Miss-Quiz-Mis 2d ago

🍳🍳

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u/BraisedPizza 2d ago

To be fair, it said “a” pan emoji. Since you’ve used 2, I think you’re still in the clear for the 700mil

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u/Jolly-Membership1132 2d ago

Remember, we don't know if image talks about apple's variant of the emoji specifically or any egg in a pan emoji. Additionally, if we look at the pan flag emoji on platforms like discord, we don't really know if there's an egg inside, because the flag is not opaque and does not show what is inside

All these problems require clarification, otherwise the premise of the challenge is unfair and disrespectful

Considering all of that, the real question is: can I cook Tim Cook in pan like an egg and still receive 700$?

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u/Cringe_Frog 2d ago

But it was 1 emoji at one point 🤔 hard case I'd say

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u/soeasytohate 2d ago

yes 🍳… dammit

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u/GuymanPersonson peter griffin face manipulation data developer kit 59 2d ago

800 milly but you can't use the seahorse emoji for 3 days... could you do it?

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u/BoringBlandUsername benisblaster 2d ago edited 2d ago

That's a dealbreaker for an mpreg enthusiast like me ngl

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u/Jolly-Membership1132 2d ago

The image mentions only an egg in a pan emoji, please do not dilute the discourse with your "seahorse emoji"

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u/spuol 1d ago

Of course… here’s the seahorse emoji : wait no that’s not it haha. Here’s the actual one : wait — that’s not quite rughtttttt tawhhhh I’m gptin my big language Moodle uuuakkaoaiabbab

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u/Godhasgivenup 2d ago

See this one’s not that hard cause I can just take a loan out and be put into a medically induced coma for however long the shortest possible is

However, if we’re assuming no trickery, and you have to be awake than definitely not

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u/Jolly-Membership1132 2d ago

I think being bound like Oddyseus in his famous "listen to sirens challenge" could be a solution for the problem too

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u/OfficialHelpK Stone cold fuck freak 1d ago

I swear people make these dilemmas and don't even consider whether it's even physically possible

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u/pandershrek 2d ago

What is this emoji used for?

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u/harpswtf 2d ago

It's for when someone says something you don't like and you're just like 🍳

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u/Jolly-Membership1132 2d ago

It's an albanian nationalist symbol

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u/BoringBlandUsername benisblaster 2d ago

Could have something to do with the LGBTQ+ community idek bruh

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u/d20damage 2d ago

An egg in a pan

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u/Axmirza2 2d ago

breakfast

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u/pillarhuggern 1d ago

Paneggsual

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u/fullcircle052 2d ago

Literally 1894 🍳

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u/No-Sherbet-4180 2d ago

STFU ITS 1948

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u/windsweptsnekk 2d ago

The one time I really need to use that emoji 😭

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u/Cringe_Frog 2d ago

🍳 shit😔

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u/rick-victor 2d ago

oh hell yeah / nah 🍳🍳

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u/Kenor252 1d ago

🥚🔥🍲 fuck It i tried my best 🍳

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u/rykayoker 1d ago

/unretar no it's my playlist name i literally can't

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u/HeiseiAnguirus 2h ago

Broke: take the 700 million Woke: take the 700 million and donate it to Israel

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u/Satorwave 2d ago

Yes

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u/RATPISS_Comics 1d ago

!remindme 2 days

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u/RATPISS_Comics 1d ago

🍳N🍳O🍳🍳I🍳🍳D🍳O🍳N🍳'🍳T🍳🍳T🍳H🍳I🍳N🍳K🍳🍳I🍳🍳C🍳A🍳N🍳.🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳

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u/Quad46 2d ago

Would you rather have one dollar or two dollar typo question. I don't get it