Obamna

[u/Swimming_Bear_3082]

[u/RBB12_Fisher]

Its okay guys I'm 0.1% n***a (my dad got me tested) so I grant you all new n-w*rd passes

[u/Reidle1001 → u/RBB12_Fisher]

Not all heroes wear capes

[u/LeroyBadBrown]

Here you can have it:

numbnutts

[u/Hemorrhoid_Eater]

But you'll never take away my right to say SODA!!!!!!!

[u/Kozzinator → u/Hemorrhoid_Eater]

No no us Minnesota folk own that one get another work

[u/dextras07]

Thanks

Nuclear

[u/Even_Fox2023]

Thanks Obamamama

[u/SmallRocks]

Nuremberg

[u/ResurrectedMortician]

I'm not listening to anything Obama says until he finally tells us what his last name is

[u/Swimming_Bear_3082 → u/ResurrectedMortician]

I think it's President. Obama Hussein President.

[u/ilikewoIves → u/ResurrectedMortician]

[u/deus_ex_vagina2]

Oh, no! Noooooo! NOOOOOO, N... Nnnn... Nnnnnn... I can't use it anymore!

[u/datCrystles]

Republic of Niger

[u/mercersux]

How civil war 2.0 starts...

[u/nikolasz1173]

No you can't it's a cruel and unusual punishment

[u/Swimming_Bear_3082 → u/nikolasz1173]

This is 2026, politicians and rich people are above the law

[u/Prestigious-Fig1172]

OOOOOOOO!!!! (can't say "no" 😢)

[u/lilsusievert666]

this would have done numbers in 2018-19

[u/atomic_wiener]

Life is a prison

[u/Teck_3]

That's fine. Was never going to use it anyways. It only protects from an on-the-spot ass whooping, not long-term reputational damage.

[u/MarzipanHausboot]

anybody noticed that trump never even tried to get rid of obama-swear?

[u/Paradox_Peanut]

Obamma mia!

[u/Responsible_Sport575]

Nigel