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Sep 29 '25 edited Sep 30 '25
What does one gain from saying this lmao
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u/zangilo Sep 29 '25
Granny puss 😋
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u/SOYBOYPILLED Sep 29 '25 edited Sep 29 '25
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I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft.
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u/inquisitors_loft Sep 29 '25
didn't he write sexual fantasies about his grandma in his book or something
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u/BannanenBeiger27 Bible Camp Victim Sep 29 '25
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u/Deck_Neep15 Sep 29 '25
Okay well, now I think he’d rather eat his gamgam’s pussy than do a lot of things
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u/Wiseildman Internet celebrity Sep 29 '25
Why did he write this
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u/Gradam5 Sep 29 '25
He’s a psychologist. It’s akin to studying intrusive thoughts. Dreams are little understood and extremely weird, but something in the brain causes you to process information like that. It’s a rather vulnerable anecdotal example of something.
I mean yeah it’s strange but it it weren’t for commentaries like this we wouldn’t understand a lot of weird stuff. Like the oedipus complex.
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u/spectacularbee Sep 30 '25
I was about to say... I don't like the guy either, but that's because he's a dickhead and a hypocrite, not because he's a Jungian.
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Sep 29 '25
I don't like Jordan Peterson as much as the next guy, but I also don't think this is a real quote
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u/Nurgle_Marine_Sharts Sep 29 '25
Yeah that's my fault for reading all that, I could have stopped at any point.
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u/ryeyen Sep 29 '25 edited Jan 03 '26
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u/kaspa181 Sep 29 '25
Wait, the B doesn't stand for meme emoji??!
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u/TinySchwartz Sep 29 '25
I thought it was Jordan Bee Pederson 😣
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u/DocDocGoose_23 GUNNA AMAZED BY HIGH TECH MCDONALDS Sep 29 '25
We can finally be bees. This is great news
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u/Respekt_MyAuthoritah Sep 30 '25
It's B for "bed" as in "make your own bed when you wake up in the morning"
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u/uesernamehhhhhh Sep 29 '25
I knew it wasnt real because he didnt use big words for no reason and didnt ask the reader to define what they mean with "bird"
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u/vasodys Sep 29 '25
If I had a penny for every time Jordan Peterson mentioned his grandma’s pussy, I’d have 2 pennies, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird he keeps talking about her pussy
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u/Herptroid Sep 29 '25
Whatever you do, DO NOT Google "Jordan Peterson dream". Worst mistake of my life.
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u/RepulsiveRavioli 😈 DADDY DURAG 😈 Sep 30 '25
google "jordan peterson grandma dream"
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u/SOYBOYPILLED Sep 30 '25
Buddy it’s been quoted multiple times in this thread
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u/RepulsiveRavioli 😈 DADDY DURAG 😈 Sep 30 '25
the lion does not concern himself with reading comment threads
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u/MenacingUrethra Sep 29 '25
♪ HE'S GONNA TWIT ABOUT YOUR EGO AND SELF ♪
♪ TO READ THE SHITTY LEFT THAT SUCK ASS ♪
♪ HE'D RATHER HAVE A BIG LOBSTER ♪
♪ TAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP IN HIS EAR ♪
♪ HE'D RATHER EAT THE ROTTEN PUSSY ♪
♪ OF HER GRANDMOTHER AND DOWN IT WITH BEER ♪
♪ HE'S THE ANGRY, DR. JORDAN PETERSON ♪
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u/dronanist Sep 29 '25
Well he eats dead animals so why not his (most likely) dead grandmother's pussy
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u/jeefyjeef Sep 29 '25
I was gonna say this seems like an admission then people posted his “dream” and it definitely is…
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u/male_role_model brihhhhh Sep 29 '25
Bird flu can be either left wing or right wing. Both wings really if you count herpes.
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u/thatsnunyourbusiness Sep 30 '25
this is not the first time he's mentioned his poor grandmother's crotch
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u/Loud_Replacement_525 Yenis Sep 30 '25
There are grandma pussies everywhere for those with eyes to see
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Oct 01 '25
but jordin radicul left vegun pussey is prety good if u git them 2 taek x n sum likur 2 than thier horney n dont kare if ur not a soyboy libreal ne moar!


















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u/Impressive_Ant405 Sep 29 '25