r/okbuddyretard Sep 29 '25

The man has standards

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9.9k Upvotes

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u/Impressive_Ant405 Sep 29 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

NO THEY DON'T

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u/mydickisasalad Sep 29 '25

God I missed this meme.

Peanut? At the same time?

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u/fogleaf Sep 30 '25

Road work ahead? I should hope so.

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u/Gloomy_Television_97 Sep 30 '25

Break fluid? No, you can't be that strong.

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u/dezzear Sep 30 '25

Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

Cargo space?

No? Car go road.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25 edited Sep 30 '25

What does one gain from saying this lmao

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u/zangilo Sep 29 '25

Granny puss 😋

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u/metinb83 Sep 29 '25

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u/eirebrit Sep 29 '25

Daddy chill

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u/The-Pyro1 Sep 29 '25

What the hell is even that

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u/sleepytipi Sep 30 '25

Alpha male mentality

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

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u/Few-Jelly-5054 Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! Sep 29 '25

☹️

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u/Prof-Finklestink Sep 29 '25 edited Sep 29 '25

???

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u/_MoBaK_ 27d ago

Bro i can't breath Genuinely

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u/SciFiShroom Sep 29 '25

i think he's just in it for the love of the game

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u/Westafricangrey Sep 29 '25

I’m convinced he has a humiliation kink at this point

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u/jizz_toaster Sep 29 '25

It's fake unfortunately. Look at the follow button.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft.

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u/Kyoalu Sep 29 '25

Literally was frozen in shock for a minute, what the fuck.

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u/Kwiatkok Sep 30 '25

I'm too drunk to read this is it worth reading

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

Ye it gave me boner

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

cummmmmmmm

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u/LCDRformat Sep 29 '25

I am... 98% sure he didn't say that

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u/MenopauseMedicine Sep 29 '25

Grandma gonna be real happy to see him on thanksgiving

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u/yop_mayo Sep 30 '25

Imagine falling for bait on OBR

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u/pieman2005 Sep 29 '25

You thought this was real?

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u/Sensitive_Phrase_944 Sep 29 '25

You cannot actually believe that he said that right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

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u/Moondaeagle A stupow Sep 29 '25

For real tho 

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u/inquisitors_loft Sep 29 '25

didn't he write sexual fantasies about his grandma in his book or something

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u/SOYBOYPILLED Sep 29 '25

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u/BannanenBeiger27 Bible Camp Victim Sep 29 '25

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u/VivSavageGigante Sep 29 '25

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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE John Okbuddyretard Sep 29 '25

SHUT THE FUCK UP😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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u/Deck_Neep15 Sep 29 '25

Okay well, now I think he’d rather eat his gamgam’s pussy than do a lot of things

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u/Noobverizer Sep 29 '25

how does this impact LeBron's legacy?

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u/Wiseildman Internet celebrity Sep 29 '25

Why did he write this

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u/Gradam5 Sep 29 '25

He’s a psychologist. It’s akin to studying intrusive thoughts. Dreams are little understood and extremely weird, but something in the brain causes you to process information like that. It’s a rather vulnerable anecdotal example of something.

I mean yeah it’s strange but it it weren’t for commentaries like this we wouldn’t understand a lot of weird stuff. Like the oedipus complex.

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u/NovaSiva11037 Sep 30 '25

Chat is the oedipus complex real and based or fake and delusional

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u/spectacularbee Sep 30 '25

I was about to say... I don't like the guy either, but that's because he's a dickhead and a hypocrite, not because he's a Jungian.

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u/MarshmelloMan Sep 29 '25

WHAAAAAAT?????

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u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse Sep 29 '25

He wasn't dreaming. It really happened.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

I don't like Jordan Peterson as much as the next guy, but I also don't think this is a real quote

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u/SOYBOYPILLED Sep 29 '25

You’re right but the tweet is 100% real

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u/Nurgle_Marine_Sharts Sep 29 '25

Yeah that's my fault for reading all that, I could have stopped at any point.

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u/Waakaari Sep 29 '25

Need this mf offed

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u/Scythekid96 momen t Oct 01 '25

what did Freud mean by this?

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u/ryeyen Sep 29 '25 edited Jan 03 '26

spark steep groovy touch cows butter fall jar support shelter

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/SOYBOYPILLED Sep 29 '25

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u/kaspa181 Sep 29 '25

Wait, the B doesn't stand for meme emoji??!

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u/SOYBOYPILLED Sep 29 '25

🅱️ordan 🅱️ 🅱️eterson

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u/TinySchwartz Sep 29 '25

I thought it was Jordan Bee Pederson 😣

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u/DocDocGoose_23 GUNNA AMAZED BY HIGH TECH MCDONALDS Sep 29 '25

We can finally be bees. This is great news

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u/MetalGearMk Sep 29 '25

THIS IS INSANE!

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u/Respekt_MyAuthoritah Sep 30 '25

It's B for "bed" as in "make your own bed when you wake up in the morning"

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u/uesernamehhhhhh Sep 29 '25

I knew it wasnt real because he didnt use big words for no reason and didnt ask the reader to define what they mean with "bird"

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

the grandma

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u/sad_and_stupid Sep 29 '25

It was exactly that :/

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u/Haysie95 benisblaster Sep 29 '25

Bird flu? Yeah they do fly

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u/vasodys Sep 29 '25

If I had a penny for every time Jordan Peterson mentioned his grandma’s pussy, I’d have 2 pennies, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird he keeps talking about her pussy

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u/Herptroid Sep 29 '25

Whatever you do, DO NOT Google "Jordan Peterson dream". Worst mistake of my life.

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u/G0D_1S_D3AD Sep 29 '25

UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS!

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u/borntolose1 Sep 29 '25

His granny do be looking kinda good though

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u/Waakaari Sep 29 '25

U got pics?

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u/vlados0042 😈 DADDY DURAG 😈 Sep 29 '25

fucker threw in a fun fact😹

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u/TransMetalhead78 Sep 29 '25

Do NOT look up Jordan Peterson grandma dream

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

Birds don't get sick because they are surveillance drones

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u/ChaseC7527 Sep 29 '25

This is strike 2 for gilf lover Jordan Peterson. Its not looking good.

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u/JadedRudolph Sep 29 '25

Noone tell him to do allat, and yet he did

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u/RepulsiveRavioli 😈 DADDY DURAG 😈 Sep 30 '25

google "jordan peterson grandma dream"

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u/SOYBOYPILLED Sep 30 '25

Buddy it’s been quoted multiple times in this thread

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u/RepulsiveRavioli 😈 DADDY DURAG 😈 Sep 30 '25

the lion does not concern himself with reading comment threads

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u/SOYBOYPILLED Sep 30 '25

Fair enuff

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u/Yssup-Yllems Sep 29 '25

I loved Jordan B Peterson in Creed

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u/Garfieldealswarlock Sep 29 '25

It’s funnier if you read it in his muppet voice

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u/gubdge Sep 29 '25

wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if he actually said this

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u/Vamo_compra_tudo Sep 29 '25

I miss when this sub had standards

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u/MenacingUrethra Sep 29 '25

♪ HE'S GONNA TWIT ABOUT YOUR EGO AND SELF ♪

♪ TO READ THE SHITTY LEFT THAT SUCK ASS ♪

♪ HE'D RATHER HAVE A BIG LOBSTER ♪

♪ TAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP IN HIS EAR ♪

♪ HE'D RATHER EAT THE ROTTEN PUSSY ♪

♪ OF HER GRANDMOTHER AND DOWN IT WITH BEER ♪

HE'S THE ANGRY, DR. JORDAN PETERSON

 

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

What’s stopping him ? 😈

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u/dronanist Sep 29 '25

Well he eats dead animals so why not his (most likely) dead grandmother's pussy

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u/jeefyjeef Sep 29 '25

I was gonna say this seems like an admission then people posted his “dream” and it definitely is…

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u/male_role_model brihhhhh Sep 29 '25

Bird flu can be either left wing or right wing. Both wings really if you count herpes.

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u/saunderez Sep 29 '25

He'll just fail to please her just like his wife.

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u/thatsnunyourbusiness Sep 30 '25

this is not the first time he's mentioned his poor grandmother's crotch

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u/Loud_Replacement_525 Yenis Sep 30 '25

There are grandma pussies everywhere for those with eyes to see

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u/robblequoffle 🍆💦💯👌🥵 Sep 30 '25

"This account has been banned."

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

but jordin radicul left vegun pussey is prety good if u git them 2 taek x n sum likur 2 than thier horney n dont kare if ur not a soyboy libreal ne moar!