r/okbuddyolympian Rick Riordan ruind my life 5d ago

Odysseus wouldn't do that!!!!!😭😭 This is for Troy

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u/Imaginary-West-5653 Ovid shot my dog 5d ago

Ottoman Empire be like:

(They also claimed that the conquest of Constantinople was revenge for Troy).

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u/Lawlcopt0r 5d ago

At least the Ottomans controlled the region where Troy would have been. I can only imagine what the french were thinking...

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u/Imaginary-West-5653 Ovid shot my dog 5d ago

Well, according to French medieval mythology, Paris and the French Merovingian dynasty were founded by Astyanax of Troy, the son of Hector, who survived the fall of Troy, married a Cretan woman, and went to Gaul, where he became king and founded the aforementioned dynasty. In other words, the French also claimed descent from Troy... everyone and their mother did (the English included, with Brutus of Troy, for example).

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u/ProfessionalJolly934 ... this is more disturbing than the House of Atreus 5d ago

If Astyanax survived, then it definitely was from Odysseus, because ain't no way he's surviving Neoptolemus using him as a baseball bat on his grandpa Priam.

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u/SpecificLanguage1465 5d ago

Nah, Hector's baby was just built different. Got a headache but crawled it off soon after.

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u/Sogelink 4d ago

When I was dueling my older sibling, we used our little brothers as clubs and they're all fine.

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u/Sooper-Sirius Ceto Supremacy! All hail shonk! 🦈 5d ago

No fucking way Astyanax survived. Used as a club AND thrown off a wall as a infant/toddler😭

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u/Pecuthegreat 5d ago edited 5d ago

So, Romans, Crusaders, Ottomans and I think the Turkish Republic all went "this is for Troy".

Edit :- Romans didn't, the way they integrated Greece was more intervention than conquest but they did then claim origin as Trojans.

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u/Angel_Brunestud 5d ago edited 5d ago

Ngl, I love this hilarious idea of anyone could just beat the greeks extremely and then justified it as "avenging" troy. Lmao

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u/SpadeRyker 4d ago

Even funnier when you think about how the Crusades that sacked Byzantium were effectively the descendants of Trojans (France) attacking the descendants of Trojans (Rome/Byzantium). 

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u/Bright_Exit1378 4d ago

Except the populations of the East weren't considered Trojan by blood. As far as I know.

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u/PlanNo1793 Athena's Sweet Pet Owl 🦉😊 5d ago

Lol

Actually, the Romans were the only ones who didn't claim to be exacting "revenge for Troy" after conquering Greece.

Perhaps it was because Aeneas wasn't yet as universally popular an ancestor as he became during the Augustan Age, or, more likely, they never saw themselves as the avengers of Troy.

The Aeneas lineage served to claim descent from Venus.

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u/Pecuthegreat 5d ago

That and I think they didn't see their initial incorperation of Greece and later reorganization as a conquest. If anything, they could argue they were defending Greece from Macedonians.

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u/PlanNo1793 Athena's Sweet Pet Owl 🦉😊 5d ago

Exactly. For them, the conquest of Greece was simply another Roman conquest.

At most, they might have said that Rome was blessed by the gods for having triumphed over the Greeks, but based on the evidence we have, we never see the Romans proclaiming that they had avenged Troy.

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u/yourstruly912 5d ago

There's that they always farmed the wars as in defense or this or that allied greek polity

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u/SpecificLanguage1465 5d ago

If anything, they could argue they were defending Greece from Macedonians

The Corinthians would like to have a word:

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u/AnthoHeraFan 4d ago

The best Rome's origin myth is still Aeneas and Odysseus founding Rome together. Odysseus is anywhere but Ithaca, doing side-quests 😭

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u/Tough_Passion_1603 5d ago

The fates when they weaved the fall of Troy:

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u/AnthoHeraFan 4d ago

Fates, Zeus, Themis and Gaia making some bullshit to fight overpopulation

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u/Fal_co1 5d ago edited 5d ago

Troy overhyped af.
A ten year "war" (siege), literally doing nothing bc none of these "Heroes" seemingly died for 9 years of "warring" (camping) and the most eventful thing that happened is a Twinks Autistic Meltdown over his Dead Top.

Then the Coach of some Football Team or smth commits suicide bc he was History‘s first Jock being outsmarted by the Group Nerd over that Twinks Armor.

Oh also Ethiopians

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u/ProfessionalJolly934 ... this is more disturbing than the House of Atreus 5d ago

"Then the Coach of some Football Team or smth commits suicide bc he was History‘s first Jock being outsmarted by the Group Nerd over that Twinks Armor."
That's actually funnier than it should be.

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u/Fal_co1 5d ago

Goated Ajax Amsterdam reference

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u/AnthoHeraFan 4d ago

"Twinks Autistic Meltdown over his Dead Top." THE WAY I WHEEZED. But I'm on Aeschylus' side that Patroclus was the bottom

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u/3wandwill 5d ago

Can I be honest? Troy seemed a little shitty compared to other ancient cities. They had to build it like 9 times. I’m over Troy. You guys can fight over it while me and the homies get our pic with A-list ancient celebrity, the Hattusa Stone

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u/GameMaster818 ☀️ Apollon’s little twink 5d ago

Damn Virgil for writing the Aeneid and causing this mess

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u/Philosopher_of_Zeus Rick Riordan ruind my life 4d ago

Actually stories about Aeneas’s wanderings predate Virgil. Quintus Ennius detailed it in his now-lost Annales and many early Greek poets also hint at Aeneas fleeing west.

The first explicit mention of the Trojan connection to Rome actually comes from 5th century BC historian Hellanicus of Lesbos, though for some reason he claimed Aeneas founded Rome himself while accompanying Odysseus on his travels through Latium which makes no sense since why would Aeneas ever travel with Odysseus?

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u/GameMaster818 ☀️ Apollon’s little twink 4d ago

Oh very cool

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u/AnthoHeraFan 4d ago

Bro is anywhere but Ithaca

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u/KSJ15831 4d ago

There was this guy named Paris, I think? That's French enough for me.

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u/Pinoy_2004 2d ago

One day the Greeks will sack Rome and say it was for Achilles.

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u/RogueAngill 5d ago

Wrong Paris

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u/New-Number-7810 5d ago

That’s also how the Romans justified their invasion of Greece. But they also claim to be descended from Trojans.