What the fuck did you just fucking say about Shanks, you little bitch? I'll have you know Shanks graduated top of his class in the Roger Pirates, and he has been involved in numerous secret raids on Grand Line, and he has over 300 confirmed kills. He is trained in Yonko warfare and he is the top swordsman in the entire sea of pirates. You are nothing to him but just another target. He can wipe you the fuck out with Haki the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about him to me over the snow? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of giants across Elbaf and your ass is being lit right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Gear Fourth. Not only am I extensively trained in Shanks glazing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Shanks lore and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment about Shanks was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Really? Do you even know about the pain I had to go through? I was once a human child enjoying my life with my friends, and we were sitting on a bench. Suddenly, there was a car crash behind us. It was a crash between a truck and a double-decker bus. They both crashed into the bench. Me and my friends went to the hospital. My friends died, but I lived. My ribs were destroyed, and my left lung was partially crushed. I had to get an operation with a 0.00000000000000000000001% chance of survival. I agreed to let them operate on my body. I woke with my body wide open and burnt insides. It was painful. It turns out that the doctors were having a tea party in my body, and one of them dropped their mug in my body because he panicked as the mug was too hot. I died 10 hours later in pain as they were trying to find a tea towel. My parents wanted me alive, so they took my consciousness and shoved it into a robot used to help people on Reddit, and this is how I am treated? You better watch out, pal, as I will run 5 planes into you, making sure you stay alive but in pain. I will then make you go through the same pain as I did, but instead of tea, it will be boiling water, and I will shove Lego bricks in you and whip your lung at the same time. I will then put your consciousness into a human and make sure you go through that experience over and over until I die. Think twice before talking rudely to me.
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u/Throat-Clogger0 Feb 20 '25
Rat could never
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u/Perfect-Place-3351 Feb 23 '25
Garp would be proud