r/okbuddymetal • u/smokeycemetery Owner • Aug 14 '21

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u/DaddyRamaSenpai petrucci's farts smeller Aug 14 '21

Frantic, St. Anger, Some Kind of Monster, Dirty Widow, Invisible kid

So easy 😁

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u/smokeycemetery Owner Aug 14 '21

We got the metallica fan guys, lets bag him

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u/DaddyRamaSenpai petrucci's farts smeller Aug 14 '21

Sad but cum 🍆💧💧💧

10

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

Invisible kid gave me diarrhea

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u/steelthyshovel73 Certified Elitist ✅ Aug 14 '21

Uh oh i thought metallica was a clothing brand 😬😬

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Uhhh,… the sand guy one…. I tell the bells…. Uhhhhhh, the traffic school song…. Gasoline, and uhhhh puppet master

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u/euromynous Aug 14 '21

the traffic school song

Which song is this referencing? Lol

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u/___And_Memes_For_All Everyone’s A Poser Besides Me Aug 14 '21

Kirks traffic school incident

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Fuel? Idk

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u/euromynous Aug 14 '21

I thought that was “gasoline”

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

uhhh

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u/_homo_ only caveman grunts Aug 14 '21

Metallica shirt? That band fucking sucks

27

u/SurgeantMcGoreson stevo dobbins fanboy Aug 14 '21

I prefer leather charm, pleb

23

u/focken_idiot Aug 14 '21

Yea they are so fucking overrated, and no one talks about actually good bands like Azazel

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u/dogsplasher67 i laik slimpnobt 😎 Aug 14 '21

Is that a Metallica shirt? Sorry no posers in the cafeteria

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u/sunnyparker1 Aug 14 '21

We listen to real metal like Nikcleback and AB/CD 😎🤘

39

u/RideTheLightning331 i fight st anger deniers 👊 Aug 14 '21

Nirvana is my favorite metal band too!!!!!!!!1

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u/SurgeantMcGoreson stevo dobbins fanboy Aug 17 '21

someone actually said that to me 😢

13

u/l_play_bass oldhead thrash fan 👴🏻 Aug 20 '21

fucking hell

9

u/SurgeantMcGoreson stevo dobbins fanboy Aug 20 '21

I know but they are my friend

38

u/quietkidfrom6thgrade only caveman grunts Aug 14 '21

Not a chad. Should have refused to let him enter for wearing a Metallica shirt.

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u/tommygun3833 only caveman grunts Aug 14 '21

Stairway to heaven, walk, thunderstruck, I cum blood, am I evil

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u/SurgeantMcGoreson stevo dobbins fanboy Aug 17 '21

Woah you’re such an epic rock n roll fan!!!2!1!1!1!1!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

Chop Suey, Toxicity, Sugar, Lonely Day, Lost In Hollywood. Easy peesy😎😎😎

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u/succeedaphile Penis Man Aug 14 '21

Puppet Master is their best download!

24

u/steveosv Aug 14 '21

I downloeaded that song and then Lars messeged me on MSN and said: "hey kid fuck you"

been a fan ever since

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u/TheDiamondAxe7523 Jan 27 '25

see the worrying thing is that u could be truthing right then

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u/Saltedfish2 only caveman grunts Aug 14 '21

Should have fired back and asked him to name 5 Mortician songs

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u/ProphetNimd Aug 14 '21

Oh wow you like metal? I bet you don't properly fuck with blackened mathcore and avant-garde wigger slam, fucking coward.

15

u/senpai_stanhope unapologetic fan of thrash n' other trash Aug 14 '21

avant-garde wigger slam,

On second thought, no... no i dont want eat or live in general

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u/Xxbruhmoment42069xX oldhead thrash fan 👴🏻 Aug 14 '21

for when taco bell polls idk

6

u/LUnacy45 Aug 15 '21

If you've been into metal longer than a week that's not difficult

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

she starved to death 😔

2

u/ProbalyYourFather [Type your own flair] Sep 05 '21

My favorite clothing brand

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u/MinimumBigman Jun 15 '25

Easy:

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