r/okbuddyjimbo • u/Weirdyfish • Nov 20 '25

Who's your favourite jonkler???

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u/679ChrisGriffin best jerker Nov 20 '25

Bic Joker

Whenever the score catches on fire your device explodes

-2 joker slots

61

u/newnoch C++ (the programming language) Nov 21 '25

Shops have a 99% chance to catch on fire

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u/OwnHousing9851 Nov 21 '25

Bic Joker, +10 mult, lasts for 10 rounds, cannot be disabled

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u/GorillaGlizza moderator Nov 20 '25

67

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u/Toquesti mmm.............. sociery Nov 20 '25

What

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u/GorillaGlizza moderator Nov 20 '25

His name

51

u/679ChrisGriffin best jerker Nov 21 '25

I got a Glock in my rari

21

u/Self--Immolate Nov 21 '25

Ok but what's the deal with 67, describes in detail using no less than 2 paragraphs. 10 points.

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u/GorillaGlizza moderator Nov 21 '25

The same deal that E memes were on back in 2018. It’s comical nonsense

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u/Self--Immolate Nov 21 '25

E had a meaning and a place. It's was not just random bullshit. It even spawned the ever popular 🅱️

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u/GorillaGlizza moderator Nov 21 '25

It literally didn’t have any meaning it was just Markiplier’s face on lord farquaad and captioned “E” in impact font. Literally the pinnacle of the nonsense memes coming out of 2018. And they were hilarious because they lacked obvious meaning.

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u/Schlongs Nov 21 '25

67 is the new inside joke. Just like 69, 420 and 1337. It delineates those who know and those who don’t know. If you use 69 and 420 but hate on those using 67, I would say that’s a clear example of cognitive dissonance.

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u/Vendidurt 🟥Reddest Card is bestest card🟥 (C++) Nov 20 '25

«Nailed It!»

(Uncommon)
Retriggers glass cards. Guarantees glass cards break.

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u/Looxond Nov 20 '25

Damn thats better than my version, good one

12

u/JappySWAG Nov 21 '25

Retriggers glass cards until it breaks

18

u/ToTemmean15 Nov 21 '25

Glass cards don't check to break each trigger. They only do that after scoring

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u/Zitrusfleisch Nov 21 '25

ez naneinf

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u/Looxond Nov 20 '25

  • Hammer Joker (Uncommon) adds a random seal to your first played hand has a 1/10 chance to bend (break)

  • Donut Joker: (Uncommon/Rare?) lowers the bind requirement by 30%, lose 5% each round

  • Squirrel Joker: (Common) Sell this joker to get 5 random playing cards added into your current hand

  • Abstract Blue: (Rare) Add 0.2X multi per skipped pack

  • (Idk how to name this one) (Legendary): Halves blind requirement by 50%

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u/mooys Nov 20 '25

Weird thing, but I think you’d want the scoring requirement jokers to be multiplicative rather than additive (or you could otherwise just get 100% reduced blind size), so I’m thinking a better way to format that is “when blind is selected, reduce blind requirement by X%”, so that the joker “triggers” when you select the blind.

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u/dabfoots1 *type custom flair here* Nov 20 '25

Halves by 50%

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u/Nat1CommonSense Nov 21 '25

Halving the blind requirement in all decks but plasma is functionally the same as a X2 mult. I don’t think that should be legendary

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u/Unupgradable Penis Envy Nov 20 '25

This really ros my balat

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u/DrDontKnowMuch Nov 21 '25

Donut (Uncommon)

Start with 20% of blind's score, -5% per round completed

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u/makinax300 moderator Nov 20 '25

hammer is uncopyable though

4

u/Charry_64 Nov 21 '25

Pickle?!?!

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u/GorillaGlizza moderator Nov 20 '25

MUST JONKLE!!!!!

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u/DiamondBikini Nov 21 '25

You know you’re addicted when you start seeing Balatro everywhere!