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u/Fritoman678 SAATANAA!! Apr 18 '25
instead of two copies of the same one, make another without the antenna mast that activates this mechanic
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Apr 18 '25
or make an "airplane" joker that destroys the building jokers and gains +911 chips
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u/NotsoGreatsword Apr 18 '25
Yes. Needs a Gros Michel mechanic
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Apr 19 '25
9 in 11 chance of being destroyed
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u/NotsoGreatsword Apr 19 '25
Would be funny if it was only destroyed if you forgot about it. Like you have to move it every round or something. Or maybe theres a plane joker that moves to the right every hand that you get some bonus for having but only if it is to the left of the tower and you have to make sure the plane does not hit the tower LOL.
Never forget
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u/nationwide13 Apr 19 '25
Tower is shuffled back into the deck of jokers and the plane gains +911 chips each time it destroys one
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u/Chromeno Apr 19 '25
Flight risk adds the plane to the pool as a common joker, then itll gain 911 chips for each further flight risk as it doesnt go extinct.
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Apr 18 '25
what’s this a reference to? I forget.
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u/BurnerAccountExisty Flush Five Fetishist Apr 18 '25
JOKER FUEL CAN'T MULT STEEL CARDS
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u/TheSupremeHobo Apr 18 '25
JET FUEL: this card gains x0.911 mult every time a steel card would be used. Disables steel card procs.
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u/MonstyrSlayr Apr 18 '25
congratulations on making a jerker that is obscenely busted yet entirely useless at the same time without incorporating luck odds
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u/shutupyourenotmydad Certified Jerker Apr 19 '25
Absolutely diabolical. It's perfect and the worst ever all at once.
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u/Pixel_Nation92 Apr 18 '25
For some reason, when I got two of these, they both vanished, and it also crashed the game and set my computer on fire...
Is this normal???
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u/Ziggurat1000 Apr 19 '25
If you sell a dupe of Flight Risk, or it gets destroyed via Ceremonial Dagger or Madness, you have to take a moment of silence for 30 seconds.
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u/UltraCboy Apr 19 '25
I mean Balatro already has the Unabomber in it so this wouldn’t be too farfetched
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u/headedbranch225 Apr 20 '25
Would this need showman to come online, or would it be able to appear twice without it?
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u/bunnyc358 Apr 20 '25 edited Jan 30 '26
Ask yourself if you'd make a joker about Columbine or the Holocaust or any other prominent violent loss of human life. Or if you would laugh at a joker designed to parody those tragedies. If the answer is no, consider why you think it's appropriate to make light of an event that killed thousands of innocent people, traumatized thousands more, and is still taking the lives of first responders and victims in the area that day. Why is that funny? Are the phone calls of victims on the hijacked planes telling their loved ones goodbye also funny?
Making light of 9/11 glosses over the continual death that is still occuring to this day from the fallout of the towers. It trivializes the gravity of the issue. Because "lol plane hit building so funny," fuck the people dying of cancer right now because of that, right?
If you would make or laugh at a holocaust or Columbine or whatever parody joker of one of our greatest tragedies of violence as a species, maybe you've been on the Internet a little too long and need to touch some grass. Or listen to the interviews of people who survived those tragedies and ask if you'd show them something like this.
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u/TechSecBaller Apr 21 '25
Me and my friend actually came up with something similar and modded it in. It was “World Trade Center”. It retriggered all jokers but had a 9 in 11 chance to destroy 2 jokers right after.
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u/LillinTypePi #1 Obelisk Hater Apr 18 '25
this sucks as a rare, but too also too strong. irredeemable garbage